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Most intense thing to ever happen to me

Octopusgun2

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[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]My parrot wouldn't shut the hell up while I was fapping to Jenna Jamesons' 'Flashpoint'. He was really rattling my cage so I decided to rattle his fucking cage right back. Shot my fat load on his eye. It was all red afterwards and the vet bertstared me pretty hard. I bertstared back saying that he shat in his own eye and it was friggin intense for like 2 days of bertstaring. Then we both came.[/font]
 
Octopusgun2 said:
[font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]My parrot wouldn't shut the hell up while I was fapping to Jenna Jamesons' 'Flashpoint'. He was really rattling my cage so I decided to rattle his fucking cage right back. Shot my fat load on his eye. It was all red afterwards and the vet bertstared me pretty hard. I bertstared back saying that he shat in his own eye and it was friggin intense for like 2 days of bertstaring. Then we both came.[/font]

lmao
 
This was the kek I needed today.
 
Nice pussy she is
 
your posts + your avatar is uncomfortable as hell lol
 

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