CircumcisedClown
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>Be shit basketball player in high school
>Ride the bench, never go to college
>Become car mechanic
>Coach notices your femur length (long femurs = God on Earth)
>Coach literally begs and harasses to give you free college because you’re tall
>Give in and go to Community College
>Transfer to UCLA because you’re tall
>Get no playing time at UCLA because you fucking suck at basketball
>Get signed to an NBA team anyways because they’re desperate for a tall guy
>Get no playing time in the NBA because you suck at basketball
>Get told to stop trying to play basketball and just swat the ball (aka be tall)
>Become millionaire, all-star athlete with unlimited pussy
He literally didn’t even like basketball and fought against his offers to play every step of the way. Niggas spend their whole lives trying to make it to the NBA and don’t make it, meanwhile this guy didn’t even want to be there and still ended up in the NBA.
No wonder tallfags get so offended when you ask if they play basketball. He’s spent his entire life being pestered by scouts and agents that want to make him a millionaire, and he’s tired of having say no to unlimited money and sex five times a day.