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JFL Most Inspiring NBA Story

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>Be shit basketball player in high school
>Ride the bench, never go to college
>Become car mechanic
>Coach notices your femur length (long femurs = God on Earth)
>Coach literally begs and harasses to give you free college because you’re tall
>Give in and go to Community College
>Transfer to UCLA because you’re tall
>Get no playing time at UCLA because you fucking suck at basketball
>Get signed to an NBA team anyways because they’re desperate for a tall guy
>Get no playing time in the NBA because you suck at basketball
>Get told to stop trying to play basketball and just swat the ball (aka be tall)
>Become millionaire, all-star athlete with unlimited pussy

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He literally didn’t even like basketball and fought against his offers to play every step of the way. Niggas spend their whole lives trying to make it to the NBA and don’t make it, meanwhile this guy didn’t even want to be there and still ended up in the NBA.

No wonder tallfags get so offended when you ask if they play basketball. He’s spent his entire life being pestered by scouts and agents that want to make him a millionaire, and he’s tired of having say no to unlimited money and sex five times a day.

:feelshaha:
 
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>Be shit basketball player in high school
>Ride the bench, never go to college
>Become car mechanic
>Coach notices your femur length (long femurs = God on Earth)
>Coach literally begs and harasses to give you free college because you’re tall
>Give in and go to Community College
>Transfer to UCLA because you’re tall
>Get no playing time at UCLA because you fucking suck at basketball
>Get signed to an NBA team anyways because they’re desperate for a tall guy
>Get no playing time in the NBA because you suck at basketball
>Get told to stop trying to play basketball and just swat the ball (aka be tall)
>Become millionaire, all-star athlete with unlimited pussy

the dark knight batman GIF


He literally didn’t even like basketball and fought against his offers to play every step of the way. Niggas spend their whole lives trying to make it to the NBA and don’t make it, meanwhile this guy didn’t even want to be there and still ended up in the NBA.

No wonder tallfags get so offended when you ask if they play basketball. He’s spent his entire life being pestered by scouts and agents that want to make him a millionaire, and he’s tired of having say no to unlimited money and sex five times a day.

:feelshaha:

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Cut off his fucking legs! I hate NBA faggots with every cell of my body, literally born into a future of immense fame, money, and bitches just because they're tall. You basically have no difficulties in life at all except those of your own creation because everyone will bend down and prostrate before you for being a heightmogger sportsfag who earns a million a year for putting a ball into a bucket on a shelf (basically how it is for the 6'6+ players). And on top of that, you've basically been groomed to do that ever since you became taller than 99% of the people you meet. :feelsclown:
 
Sickening.

Some of these guys genuinely have humble personalities and just want a chill and relaxed life, but normies won't get off their dick and force them to take their natural position on top of the social hierarchy.

Chads get FORCED to the top, whether they actually wanna be there or not. Jeremy Meeks made every fucking effort to destroy his prospects and be a prisonfag for the rest of his natural life, but normies just couldn't leave him to rot like that.

We get forced to the bottom of the social hierarchy though. No matter how hard we work or how hard we cope or moneymaxx. A picture speaks a thousand words:

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>Yet another basketball blackpill

Mikey Williams (6’2”), who’s been a top ranked prospect since the fucking 6th grade, has been arrested on felony charges months before he started his college freshman year playing for Memphis. To say this nigga fumbled the bag on easy life would be an understatement. Not only was this kid born rich, but he’s already making $3.3mil a year off NIL deals and has a fucking reality TV show. This kid hasn’t even graduated HS, and can already retire.

This kid is like Evil Bronny James. They’re the same class, and both are basketball prospects born into wealth. The difference is that Mikey is a notorious asshole, while Bronny isn’t really. Bronny has had everything handed to him in life, and surprisingly isn’t a giant dick and hasn’t really gotten in trouble. Lebron has actually done a good job raising his kids despite never having a dad and spoiling the shit out of them.

Mikey Williams, however, is a known cunt who’s always been getting in trouble. Seems he might’ve really fucked things up this time. Oh well, no happy Chad life for you.
 
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>Yet another basketball blackpill

Mikey Williams (6’2”), who’s been a top ranked prospect since the fucking 6th grade, has been arrested on felony charges months before he started his college freshman year playing for Memphis. To say this nigga fumbled the bag on easy life would be an understatement. Not only was this kid born rich, but he’s already making $3.3mil a year off NIL deals and has a fucking reality TV show. This kid hasn’t even graduated HS, and can already retire.

This kid is like Evil Bronny James. They’re the same class, and both are basketball prospects born into wealth. The difference is that Mikey is a notorious asshole, while Bronny isn’t really. Bronny has had everything handed to him in life, and surprisingly isn’t a giant dick and hasn’t really gotten in trouble. Lebron has actually done a good job raising his kids despite never having a dad and spoiling the shit out of them.

Mikey Williams, however, is a known cunt who’s always been getting in trouble. Seems he might’ve really fucked things up this time. Oh well, no happy Chad life for you.

This is what happens when you're foolish enough to keep the same friends you grew up with. His friends probably wanted him to fall, out of sheer envy.
 
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