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1. Dobby (And any other Elf)
Dobby.jpg

No explanation necessary. He's manlet, ugly and voicecel.

2. Peter Pettigrew
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Slavecel, framecel, teethcel, manlet. No gf mentioned.

3. Argus Filch
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This oldcel is married to his cat. That says it all.

4. You Know Who
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Hs resurrection isn't exactly good looking. He has plus points with his size and Status, but it's not enough for a gf in Hogwarts. He never had a gf neither.

5. Snape
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Bitter man got rejected by Lily Potter and bullied by James Chad Potter. Can't get over it as Oldcel and rots alone until his death even though he's not that bad looking and neither is he a manlet... It's over for potioncels.

6. Auror Alastor Moody
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Eyecel, facecel and framecel, and there's never been a date or a girlfriend mentioned...I wonder why.

7. Neville Longbottom
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Has Incel traits, also gets bullied. Not an actual Incel, he also married later.

This is my own Top 7 Incels from Harry Potter. Make your own, discuss it if you like. It never began for wizardcels.

My fellow Pottercels.
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1. Dobby (And any other Elf)
Dobby.jpg

No explanation necessary. He's manlet, ugly and voicecel.

2. Peter Pettigrew
Peter-Pettigrew-crop.jpg

Slavecel, framecel, teethcel, manlet. No gf mentioned.

3. Argus Filch
WB_F4_ArgusFilch_FilchStoodInCorridor_C394-7.jpg

This oldcel is married to his cat. That says it all.

4. You Know Who
Lord-Voldemort-Laughs.png

Hs resurrection isn't exactly good looking. He has plus points with his size and Status, but it's not enough for a gf in Hogwarts. He never had a gf neither.

5. Snape
220px-Ootp076.jpg

Bitter man got rejected by Lily Potter and bullied by James Chad Potter. Can't get over it as Oldcel and rots alone until his death even though he's not that bad looking and neither is he a manlet... It's over for potioncels.

6. Auror Alastor Moody
latest

Eyecel, facecel and framecel, and there's never been a date or a girlfriend mentioned...I wonder why.

7. Neville Longbottom
fhd002HPT_Matthew_Lewis_002.jpg

Has Incel traits, also gets bullied. Not an actual Incel, he also married later.

This is my own Top 7 Incels from Harry Potter. Make your own, discuss it if you like. It never began for wizardcels.

My fellow Pottercels.
@needsolution
@Darth Cialis
@iblamemyself
@tehgymcel420
@DarkMTS_57
@RollD20
@Joelossus
@jackwolfskin999
i would say Dobby had bigger SMV than Pettigrew, also Tom Riddle was uber chad in past, sad for his looks in future.
 
Over for magiccels
 
I know Snape is supposed to be some kind of vengeful incel character, but imo he is attractive for his age, he's also evil and high IQ. I don't know enough about elves, so I wouldn't say that Dobby is the most incel of them all. Moody and Filch are very masculine. Voldemort is too powerful, also just look at Tom Riddle. Bad boy slayer tbh.

So the incel king is...
2. Peter Pettigrew
Peter-Pettigrew-crop.jpg
Repulsive manlet low status wageslave. Never began for him.
 
I know Snape is supposed to be some kind of vengeful incel character, but imo he is attractive for his age, he's also evil and high IQ. I don't know enough about elves, so I wouldn't say that Dobby is the most incel of them all. Moody and Filch are very masculine. Voldemort is too powerful, also just look at Tom Riddle. Bad boy slayer tbh.

So the incel king is...

Repulsive manlet low status wageslave. Never began for him.
Alan Rickman wasnt bad looking at all but Snape was described as skinny guy with bad sallow skin, oily long hair, big hooked nose, yellow uneven teeth and he was creep.
 
i would say Dobby had bigger SMV than Pettigrew, also Tom Riddle was uber chad in past, sad for his looks in future.
Both are repulsive af ngl. Wanted to put both of them in first place first. I chose Dobby because of his height and voice, I highly doubt that any human Foid would willing to fuck that thing for free.
Alan Rickman wasnt bad looking at all but Snape was described as skinny guy with bad sallow skin, oily long hair, big hooked nose, yellow uneven teeth and he was creep.
Snape is confirmed Incel in the books ngl. Since the actor isn't ugly, he's a mysterious and dark character with fangirls. He'd be a total creep if he was ugly.
 
Alan Rickman wasnt bad looking at all but Snape was described as skinny guy with bad sallow skin, oily long hair, big hooked nose, yellow uneven teeth and he was creep.
You are right. It sounds disgusting. But Pettigrew is still my #1 incel of the Harry Potter universe.
 
Hagrid and neville longbottom
Cope. Hagrid is masculine, strong and tall. He also dated Olympe Maxime. Neville has Incel traits, but went with Ginny at the Ball, and also Luna seemed to like him. He also married a witch.
 
Dobby and elves aren't classified as humans. Might as well think of them as animals. Argus Filch is a truecel but ogremaxxed. Voldemort can run dark triad game. Non manlet and literally the most evil wizard in the franchise. Statusmaxxed definitely as he's also the leader of death eaters. Snape isn't bad looking. Just cucked by Chad Potter. Cuckcel but not truecel. Moody framemogs and heightmogs many other men. Also he's statusmaxxed by being auror. Neville is nowhere near all of those guys. He's better looking and married a witch. So the gigatruecel is pettigrew. Haircel, manlet, teethcel, facecel, etc. Not statusmaxxed as he's only Voldemort's lackey. Even incel tier animagus
 
You are right. It sounds disgusting. But Pettigrew is still my #1 incel of the Harry Potter universe.
hard even to say that, in Book he was just described as shorty and little chubby boy, he wasnt that disgusting as in movie, even on this photo he doesnt look that bad lol. Doby shouldnt be even taken for incel coz he isnt human. We should keep more descripition which we have from books instead of movies.
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Voldemort isn't incel because
he had a child with Bellatrix Lestrange
also his ugliness is probably self-inflicted and he accepted it in order to become more powerful in the dark arts. I am surprised no-one mentioned Flitwick.
 
Voldemort isn't incel because
he had a child with Bellatrix Lestrange
also his ugliness is probably self-inflicted and he accepted it in order to become more powerful in the dark arts. I am surprised no-one mentioned Flitwick.
Flitwick prob was fucking Sprout in a secret
 
Fuark I hope not. Also some thought Flich had a thing with Irma Prince, absolute slayer.
Filch probably fucked Umbridge
also always wondered if people in Hogwart were making it out there
 
all mog me bc white XD
 
Snape isn't bad looking. Just cucked by Chad Potter. Cuckcel but not truecel.
In the books he is ugly though, its just that hollywood always makes characters look better for ratings.
 
ngl I've always felt bad for Snape
 
Agreed.
But Voldy had a daughter from Bellatrix in the Cursed Child.
I don´t know if its canon, but whatever.
 
damn i don't watch garry porter.
 
Tbh Snape would be a slayer if he didn't have a oneitis.

Dobby has no chance since he is probably the worst dickcel in Hogwarts, probably can't even fit his pp in a foid, its over.
 
mad-eye moody is more of a fatcel eyecel
 
Harry Potter 1-4 were amazing
 
Agreed.
But Voldy had a daughter from Bellatrix in the Cursed Child.
I don´t know if its canon, but whatever.

Even if it wasn't, in the books and movies she would bend over backwards and forwards for him.
 
Characters in film/television adaptations of books tend to be better-looking than their book counterparts. Tyrion Lannister for example. I haven't read the HP books but I'm pretty sure Snape is more attractive in the films than the books. Voldemort was supposedly attractive in his youth in both the films and the books -- definitely was in the films.
 
No question.
 
Filius Flitwick. Literally a goblincel.
Profileflit
 
Why did not they just use magic or some potion to get more sexy? What about the love potion?
 
Snape is truecel tier and the only reason he has fangirls is because the actor is handsome
Characters in film/television adaptations of books tend to be better-looking than their book counterparts. Tyrion Lannister for example. I haven't read the HP books but I'm pretty sure Snape is more attractive in the films than the books. Voldemort was supposedly attractive in his youth in both the films and the books -- definitely was in the films.
Tbh Tyrion in the book is supposed to be genuinely repulsive but they chose the best looking midget they could find to portray him lol
 

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