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"suffered cardiac arrest"

99% chance he was drunk and coked up. nobody gets cardiac arrest organically at 19

being drunk and coked produces a new chemical in the liver, cocaethylene, which raises risk of cardiac arrest by like an order of magnitude over just cocaine by itself. best drug on earth but dangerous af

at this point, I can only feel bad for a dead guy if he was short.. If that guy was tall, then I don't care if he died. he died drunk and coked up literally overdosing on dopamine, young, happy, and surrounded by half naked bitches that all crave his dick. he made more memories in that one day than we'll make in our whole lives.
 
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mirin his lower third ngl.


fuck that skank. bet she had a sad wank fingering herself to his face. i saw a big chad in the park today and a foid with her dog went out of her way to chat him up being all giggly and shit meanwhile i walk past foids in the park all the time and its like im casper the ghost. quality suifuel. fuck that cunt and her
 
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SchrodingersDick said:
nobody gets cardiac arrest organically at 19
People with holes in their heart can but usually those people are weak because any exercise can give them a heart attack. This guy was chad. He was likely, as you say, on drugs to have that happen.
 
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Ibiza JFL. Chad must have been on a cocktail of drugs that would have challenged even Charlie Sheens heart
 
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wayshegoes said:
Ibiza JFL. Chad must have been on a cocktail of drugs that would have challenged even Charlie Sheens heart
Ngl celebrating this
Hope his family are so depressed at him not getting to pass on their pure chad genes that his mother commits suicide in her kitchen and his siblings go crazy and end up wasting away their worthless unnecessary chad lives kek so great to hear not gonna lie.
 
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Damn, that dude has a great jaw. I feel good know I’ve outlived him by 13 years so far.....if you can call my existence “living” that is.
 
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Imagine if some incel outcast died, nobody would give a fuck. But he's a prettyboy chad so let's write a giant wall of text just for him
 
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SchrodingersDick said:
"suffered cardiac arrest"

99% chance he was drunk and coked up. nobody gets cardiac arrest organically at 19

being drunk and coked produces a new chemical in the liver, cocaethylene, which raises risk of cardiac arrest by like an order of magnitude over just cocaine by itself. best drug on earth but dangerous af

at this point, I can only feel bad for a dead guy if he was short.. If that guy was tall, then I don't care if he died. he died drunk and coked up literally overdosing on dopamine, young, happy, and surrounded by half naked bitches that all crave his dick. he made more memories in that one day than we'll make in our whole lives.
Do you have proof
 
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Had more life experience at 19 than any incel at 50
 
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"I took a pill in Ibiza, got fucking high and couldn't swim. Everyone else around me was high and that's why nobody found me in time!"
 
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>chad dies
lifefuel
 
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One side of me feels bad for the parents but the other side sees the positive side which is one less chad to compete with
 
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Chadani said:
mirin his lower third ngl.


fuck that skank. bet she had a sad wank fingering herself to his face. i saw a big chad in the park today and a foid with her dog went out of her way to chat him up being all giggly and shit meanwhile i walk past foids in the park all the time and its like im casper the ghost. quality suifuel. fuck that cunt and her

LOOOL this is 100% true, no doubt she fingered herself to his picture before writing the article.
 
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nothing of value was lost
 
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Damn, legit Chad. Nice lower third
 
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MarriedAndLookin4Fun said:
Imagine if some incel outcast died, nobody would give a fuck. But he's a prettyboy chad so let's write a giant wall of text just for him
 
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Chad has perfect hea-
 
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she's sad he didnt cum in her dumpster hole before he died.
 
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>chad dies
>lets write a entire article dedicated to him
>incel kills himself
>"why incels are more dangerous than muslim terrorists, part 1 of 15"
just fucking lol
 
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We shouldz celebrate this nasty cunt’s death.
No doubt he bullied autistic men when he was at school (at the times he bothered to attend anyway)
 
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What a smug-looking, entitled cunt; so fucking "confident" of his place in the universe (past-tense). And what an effing tragedy it is, having been fated to shuffle off one's mortal coil in Ibiza of all places; why, it's practically the dust-bin of Europe...
 
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1980Revolver said:
What a smug-looking, entitled cunt; so fucking "confident" of his place in the universe (past-tense). And what an effing tragedy it is, having been fated to shuffle off one's mortal coil in Ibiza of all places; why, it's practically the dust-bin of Europe...
best septembercel yet
 
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He lived a better life in those 19 years than we could in a dozen lifetimes.
 
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SchrodingersDick said:
"suffered cardiac arrest"

99% chance he was drunk and coked up. nobody gets cardiac arrest organically at 19

being drunk and coked produces a new chemical in the liver, cocaethylene, which raises risk of cardiac arrest by like an order of magnitude over just cocaine by itself. best drug on earth but dangerous af

at this point, I can only feel bad for a dead guy if he was short.. If that guy was tall, then I don't care if he died. he died drunk and coked up literally overdosing on dopamine, young, happy, and surrounded by half naked bitches that all crave his dick. he made more memories in that one day than we'll make in our whole lives.


He was punished for his arrogance.
 
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We could combine the chin of every user here and still get chinmogged by this guy.

If it had been a recessed chin framelet they probably would have chucked his body in the ocean and not bothered to tell the parents.
 
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anon_899 said:
>chad dies
>lets write a entire article dedicated to him
>incel kills himself
>"why incels are more dangerous than muslim terrorists, part 1 of 15"
just fucking lol
 
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MarriedAndLookin4Fun said:
Imagine if some incel outcast died, nobody would give a fuck. But he's a prettyboy chad so let's write a giant wall of text just for him
If it was me that died, there wouldn't have been a single article and the only people who would show up at my funeral would be my parents.
 
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He died the same way Narcissus (a hunter from Greek Mythology) died.
 
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reporters just nowadays write about shit they find on their twitter and facebook feeds it's really dumb
 
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leftyincel said:
reporters just nowadays write about shit they find on their twitter and facebook feeds it's really dumb
Almost a month later still think we should celebrate