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Serious Moneymaxxing as an incel

TheNEET

TheNEET

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Wageslaving is really horrible and I don't want to live through a day of it, but you can't get any autism support in this shithole and a man gotta eat. Of course, as an incel, you don't have an access to high-paying bullshit positions (CEO, coach and whatnot) where you get paid for having networked well (which requires looks) or looking good. Maybe there are some ways to get money the easy way, though?

1. Lotterymaxxing
Retard tax, but maybe God will have some mercy on us.

2. YouTube/podcastmaxxing
Usually requires charisma and luck. Additional points deducted from your score if your native language is some shithole language, because you won't get as many views if you speak the language, but English with a thick accent is a death sentence.

3. Writing ebooks / self-help programs
Turns out there are plenty of retards online and self-publishing with Amazon (or your own website if you want to play with that) is easy af. Copy self-help advice from the internet or the one you've received in the past and you know for a fact that it doesn't work and voila! Maybe even try writing some niche erotica or some shit, idk. You'd think you need to be successful or good looking to give advice to others, but I've seen plenty of ugly retards making money off self-help, so who knows.

4. Drawing furry porn
For whatever reason these sick fucks are also rich af. I guess all the elites want to fuck animals. I guess you can try to learn drawing and do furry porn commissions.

Any more ideas?
 
All of those options are a huge hit or miss, with a 99.9% miss rate when it comes to actually making a living off of
Only realistic non-wagey way to making money is crypto, dropshipping, selling ingame items, etc.
 
You could give me all your money, OP.

That’d be a good way to moneymaxx imo
 
Take the lotterypill
 
My plan:
Find a job in a corporation (done)
Learn how to draw
Create hentai games/mods in free time or find some source of passive income from my hobbies
Retire early and fuck noodlewhores or anime foids in vr using acumulated money til I die
 
4. Drawing furry porn
For whatever reason these sick fucks are also rich af. I guess all the elites want to fuck animals. I guess you can try to learn drawing and do furry porn commissions.
I can do that but nibidy would buy. It's over.
All of those options are a huge hit or miss, with a 99.9% miss rate
Based.
Based Avi too. :feelsokman:
 
I could be NEETmaxxing right now if I made the right decision I was going to make in crypto 6 months ago.

I still have $66,000 (down $120,000 from ATH) worth of crypto though and I expect this to be 1 mil+ in a couple years. The problem is, I don't want to wageslave another couple years.
 
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i moneymaxxed for a few months and now im just neeting at home im going to look into getting on some goverment cash or extremely darktriadmax and screw the system over
 

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