RageFuel Mom just asked if I sext

[superighteous]

JFL at my deluded mom, she thinks I’m some sort of Greek Adonis but in reality I’m a genetic disaster. Ugly, short, stupid, shy, depressed. I’m everything a human isn’t supposed to be and she expects girls to send me nudes. Also how the fuck is someone supposed to sext when they sport a 6 inch. That would be comical.

THIS is what my message history looks like, mom.

(Deleted pics cause paranoiacel but it was just mom and dad texts and I explain the rest. Just over a dozen messages in the four months owning my phone)

THIS is my phone history for the last several months I’ve owned my phone. Yes. All of it. I censored the messages because I felt uncomfortable sharing as mundane as it is. “Sasha” is just a fake Facebook account so I can stalk people’s perfect lives and feel shit about mine without having to make a real account. The reoccurring “nominates classmate” thing is just a scam. “Hey bro” is some 9 year old kid who for some reason won’t stop texting me. Pathetic.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Why is a 9 year old texting you?

 

[AfrikanCel]

JFL at my deluded mom, she thinks I’m some sort of Greek Adonis but in reality I’m a genetic disaster. Ugly, short, stupid, shy, depressed. I’m everything a human isn’t supposed to be and she expects girls to send me nudes. Also how the fuck is someone supposed to sext when they sport a 6 inch. That would be comical.

THIS is what my message history looks like, mom.
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THIS is my phone history for the last several months I’ve owned my phone. Yes. All of it. I censored the messages because I felt uncomfortable sharing as mundane as it is. “Sasha” is just a fake Facebook account so I can stalk people’s perfect lives and feel shit about mine without having to make a real account. The reoccurring “nominates classmate” thing is just a scam. “Hey bro” is some 9 year old kid who for some reason won’t stop texting me. Pathetic.

That "9 year old" is an FBI sting operation. Do not let them catch you. Also is that tinder for catfishing? Send me some dm pics lol.

 

[superighteous]

Why is a 9 year old texting you?

I don’t fucking know. His mom has my number and he uses it to text me. I haven’t replied once.

 

[Gremlincel]

kill ur mom

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I don’t fucking know. His mom has my number and he uses it to text me. I haven’t replied once.

Uhhuhhhhhh

 

[superighteous]

That "9 year old" is an FBI sting operation. Do not let them catch you. Also is that tinder for catfishing? Send me some dm pics lol.

No. It’s my own, a failure btw. I’ve been thinking of cat fishing but too high inhib.

 

[AfrikanCel]

Do not go to jail. Stay safe brother. The JIDF/ FBI/ MOSSAD will try to incriminate you. saf

I don’t fucking know. His mom has my number and he uses it to text me. I haven’t replied once.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

My mom is friends with her. Don’t get any ideas.

I think you're just some normie and wanna hide the fact you have a friend by claiming it's a 9 year old

 

[Six]

Its typical mom goggles, she sees you as popular because that's what she wants you to be.

 

[AfrikanCel]

Chadfishing has reduced my inhib massively.
It is easy to talk to foids under a guise. I would recommend it.

No. It’s my own, a failure btw. I’ve been thinking of cat fishing but too high inhib.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Start sexting with ur mom...she'll stop bothering u soon.

 

[Newbie17]

I don’t fucking know. His mom has my number and he uses it to text me. I haven’t replied once.

Ignorecel. Also, lmao @ using name "Sasha".

What’s up with Snapchad though? REEEEEEEE

 

[superighteous]

I think you're just some normie and wanna hide the fact you have a friend by claiming it's a 9 year old

Lol I wish. Even if it were my friend I would have replied to him rather than leave him on read for a month.

Ignorecel. Also, lmao @ using name "Sasha".

What’s up with Snapchad though? REEEEEEEE

Same reason I have a Facebook. Idk why I do this.

 

[fukface]

Its typical mom goggles, she sees you as popular because that's what she wants you to be.

This. It's pretty typical behavior. But whatever you do, under penalty of death don't EVER speak to your parents about your relationships or lack thereof. Nothing positive can come of it. This rule just doesn't apply to incels, it applies to EVERY MAN!

 

[superighteous]

Its typical mom goggles, she sees you as popular because that's what she wants you to be.

My situation would be much more bearable if she would just come to terms with me being a loser

 

[Newbie17]

Same reason I have a Facebook. Idk why I do this.

Can I call you Sasha from now on?

 

[superighteous]

Can I call you Sasha from now on?

Kek. Sure.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

Can I call you Sasha from now on?

sasha is such a qt name for a guy

 

[Deleted member 5861]

Also how the fuck is someone supposed to sext when they sport a 6 inch. That would be comical.

Your dick is in the top 10% of biggest dick sizes in the UK boyo(not saying you are british, just a point of reference). Guys angle it to make even a 4 inch look huge.

kill ur mom

High IQ Post.