Serious Mom: " be careful not to get any girl pregnant, Wizard".

[wizardcel]

I've told my mom over the phone about the foid who lives here and keeps bringing random men every weekend to sleep with her. thread

I don't know what goes over my mom's head; the woman is probably delusional at this point, but she told me not to get any girl pregnant. She probably thinks that the 18-year-old foid would have sex with me.

That foid will never let me find myself between her legs. The only thing I'm fucking this weekend is the imaginary girl who lives in my head or my 2D girlfriends. I've been in a relationship with my right hand since I was 11 years old; it's part of the perks of being a high-T man.

 

[Mainländer]

Our moms definitely have a distorted vision of us.

My mom sometimes tells me "no girlfriends" in a playful way or "choose well who you date".

Damn, I'm almost kissing her. We cuddle together rarely. She's the only foid who'll ever love me. But getting rejecting by your own mom would be the ultimate suicide fuel.

What the fuck am I even typing, I think I'm getting crazy.

 

[GoonCel]

maybe shes worried about you cum sniping her across the map

 

[BrettyBoy]

It’s so wrong how the foid sleeps with other men but never you.

 

[ReallyRice]

Our moms definitely have a distorted vision of us.

My mom sometimes tells me "no girlfriends" in a playful way or "choose well who you date".

Damn, I'm almost kissing her. We cuddle together rarely. She's the only foid who'll ever love me. But getting rejecting by your own mom would be the ultimate suicide fuel.

What the fuck am I even typing, I think I'm getting crazy.

Your dream JB girlfriend is just around the corner bro, just slave away a few more years yes... pay your taxes goyi.. I mean fellow non sex-haver.

 

[Deleted member 6657]

I've told my mom over the phone about the foid who lives here and keeps bringing random men every weekend to sleep with her. thread

I don't know what goes over my mom's head; the woman is probably delusional at this point, but she told me not to get any girl pregnant. She probably thinks that the 18-year-old foid would have sex with me.

That foid will never let me find myself between her legs. The only thing I'm fucking this weekend is the imaginary girl who lives in my head or my 2D girlfriends. I've been in a relationship with my right hand since I was 11 years old; it's part of the perks of being a high-T man.

Feels terrible when parents say shit like that. They grew up in a different time so they think it's actually possible to have sex while not Chad. So depressing having to deal with out of touch boomers.

 

[wizardcel]

It’s so wrong how the foid sleeps with other men but never you.

Every time I see that foid I feel like pushing her against a wall to fuck her raw. Fucking an incel should be a mandatory admission fee for any foid who is interested in living in a dorm.

 

[Mainländer]

Your dream JB girlfriend is just around the corner bro, just slave away a few more years yes... pay your taxes goyi.. I mean fellow non sex-haver.

Nice try, Jew. I'm not contributing to your ZOG tax farm, at least not a bit after the bare minimum to live.

 

[ReallyRice]

Every time I see that foid I feel like pushing her against a wall to fuck her raw. Fucking an incel should be a mandatory admission fee for any foid who is interested in living in a dorm.

Just do it.
In Minecraft, naturally.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

If only she knew how bad things really are

 

[Heroic Crusader]

as soon as you approach her, she will file harassment charges tee hee

 

[BrettyBoy]

Every time I see that foid I feel like pushing her against a wall to fuck her raw. Fucking an incel should be a mandatory admission fee for any foid who is interested in living in a dorm.

Agreed.

 

[Deleted member 16809]

Every time I see that foid I feel like pushing her against a wall to fuck her raw. Fucking an incel should be a mandatory admission fee for any foid who is interested in living in a dorm.

you live only once boyo

 

[Dionysus]

hhm must suck having delusional parents

 

[PotatoTomato]

The last time my mother said something like that to me was in middle school when a 12 year old got preggers.
My sister still says shit like that though, just to annoy me and make me feel miserable (she knows full well I'm an incel).

 

[mybodyisrotting]

Damn, I'm almost kissing her. We cuddle together rarely. She's the only foid who'll ever love me. But getting rejecting by your own mom would be the ultimate suicide fuel.

>when the T is too high

 

[TurboSubhumanCel]

Near relatives always tell you such a bullshit. They are deeply deluded by the sexual overperception bias.

 

[Mainländer]

>when the T is too high

Tbh. I think I'll buy some soylent.

 

[GameDevCel]

my 2D girlfriends. I've been in a relationship with my right hand since I was 11 years old; it's part of the perks of being a high-T man.

same boyo we are fucked

 

[Mainländer]

I too love my mother. Not physically of course - she's 60. But despite this "incels hate all women narrative" I think people will find that most incels love their mothers as the only woman who is/was nice to them.

My mom is 57 years old. If I want to lose my mind and approach her I'd better do it fast, before she becomes and elderly lady.

I won't do it, seriously speaking.

 

[ihaveno1]

my mom would always preach the "always wear condoms" stuff BEFORE i hit puberty and then afterwords she never brought it up because she knew no foids wanted me, i remember in hs she said to me "it's okay if girls don't like you in high school, your father had no gfs in high school" and then last year i found out he actually had a gf at 15...

JFL it's over when ur parents lie to you to make u feel good

 

[Smallondick]

Hahaha, no one here will have this problem.

Tbh. I think I'll buy some soylent.

Its a meme.

 

[Deleted member 17889]

Mine has always told me in my youth that she'll have to rescue me from the amount of girls i'd attract (Basically confidenceMaxxing didn't work and made me even more depressed when i discovered she fed me all those lies)

well i'd never go to her for advice again because literally 0 girls talked to me willingly

 

[RollD20]

My mom already knows its over for me.

 

[SecondComing]

My parents are blue pilled delusional boomers as well. Especially my mom.

 

[Michael15651]

Mother’s are and will forever remain the most delusional, despite whatever we do to prove otherwise.

 

[Wonder]

My mom is in denial but knows deep down it's over. I honestly believe she would have aborted me if she knew then what she knows now. Bit too late for an abortion know, unless I of course do it myself.

 

[Deleted member 6753]

how i know it's over: my mother never says stuff like that. she is up front about how revolting I am.

 

[Hate_my_life]

Every time I see that foid I feel like pushing her against a wall to fuck her raw. Fucking an incel should be a mandatory admission fee for any foid who is interested in living in a dorm.

Tbh

 

[Gengar]

my mom would always preach the "always wear condoms" stuff BEFORE i hit puberty and then afterwords she never brought it up because she knew no foids wanted me, i remember in hs she said to me "it's okay if girls don't like you in high school, your father had no gfs in high school" and then last year i found out he actually had a gf at 15...

JFL it's over when ur parents lie to you to make u feel good

Suifuel.