Story Mom 1000% just heard me listening to hentai

[NEETAndTidy]

So here I am masturbating, as I do; with no headphones cause its sunday and my moms at work

So I notice shortly after cumming my mom is home and that it is indeed Monday

Well fuck. She hasnt said a word. Maybe she thought it was just an anime?

 

[Deleted member 3291]

stick to doujins

 

[Deleted member 250]

If she asks, just tell her you was watching one of those Death Battle animes with lots of fight scenes/yelling

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Does your mother know about your affinity towards anime?

 

[MaxZM98]

So here I am masturbating, as I do; with no headphones cause its sunday and my moms at work

So I notice shortly after cumming my mom is home and that it is indeed Monday

Well fuck. She hasnt said a word. Maybe she thought it was just an anime?

lmfao this has happened to me before i was watching porn with no headphones to realise my mum was at home

 

[NEETAndTidy]

If she asks, just tell her you was watching one of those Death Battle animes with lots of fight scenes/yelling

I mean. I'm 23. If she asks I'll probably just admit it

Does your mother know about your affinity towards anime?

Not really, no. I'm not exactly a vocal weeb

 

[Spite]

Oops

 

[KV-]

So here I am masturbating, as I do; with no headphones cause its sunday and my moms at work

So I notice shortly after cumming my mom is home and that it is indeed Monday

Well fuck. She hasnt said a word. Maybe she thought it was just an anime?

Say you were having sex with your gf. Shit sounds the same, right>

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Say you were having sex with your gf. Shit sounds the same, right>

Lol k

 

[builderseed]

ask her if she wants to watch hentai with you

 

[NEETAndTidy]

ask her if she wants to watch hentai with you

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Bro she doesn't even care, she'd probably think you were even weirder if you didn't jack off,
Stewing in your room as this creepy asexual soylord who doesn't have sexual urges would probably upset moms more than them overhearing masturbation.

It's all good my dude

 

[builderseed]

My mom walked in on me once, thankfully it wasn't hentai. Still quite a moment though.

 

[Indari]

who gives a fuck you cuck? you're too old to give a shit about this

 

[NEETAndTidy]

who gives a fuck you cuck? you're too old to give a shit about this

Idk it doesn't help I'm pretty high

 

[Newbie17]

loled

Stories like these always make me kek tbh

 

[Indari]

Idk it doesn't help I'm pretty high

im about to pack another bowl

 

[NEETAndTidy]

im about to pack another bowl

Good idea tbh

 

[MilkingTheEel]

Stewing in your room as this creepy asexual soylord who doesn't have sexual urges would probably upset moms more than them overhearing masturbation.

Unless they christcucks like my parents.

 

[Anger]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (((((they))))) banned raiden!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dekim]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (((((they))))) banned raiden!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess who did it

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Guess who did it

What did he even do?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (((((they))))) banned raiden!!!!!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEE

 

[Zaetheus]

stick to doujins

Quiet but deadly tbh

 

[Dekim]

What did he even do?

REEEEEEEE

He made a thread about cutest anime girls, and apparently one of the anime girls was an anime trap, so he got banned for pushing traps...

 

[NEETAndTidy]

He made a thread about cutest anime girls, and apparently one of the anime girls was an anime trap, so he got banned for pushing traps...

Ugh...

 

[Deleted member 126]

He made a thread about cutest anime girls, and apparently one of the anime girls was an anime trap, so he got banned for pushing traps...

Good. We don't want this place to become r9gay.

 

[SadRealistcel]

just be yourself bro!!!

 

[Indari]

He made a thread about cutest anime girls, and apparently one of the anime girls was an anime trap, so he got banned for pushing traps...

are you fucking serious?

 

[Dekim]

are you fucking serious?

absolutely

 

[Akira]

Worse has happened. Once my dad walked in on me mid-O.

 

[LunarEagle]

Worse has happened. Once my dad walked in on me mid-O.

Id be so pissed

 

[builderseed]

mid-O.

elab

 

[guerillahubris]

He made a thread about cutest anime girls, and apparently one of the anime girls was an anime trap, so he got banned for pushing traps...

Good. I liked him but traps are too far

 

[Akira]

elab

There's not much to elaborate on lol. My dad literally walked into my room while I was straight up cumming. I couldn't stop and we locked eyes. I couldn't look him in the eyes for days after that.

 

[builderseed]

There's not much to elaborate on lol. My dad literally walked into my room while I was straight up cumming. I couldn't stop and we locked eyes. I couldn't look him in the eyes for days after that.

Oh! You meant Mid-Orgasm. Sorry.

 

[Akira]

Oh! You meant Mid-Orgasm. Sorry.

it's all good

 

[Templarcel421]

 

[Juxtaposition6]

"butbutbut i'm a boy, you can't make me wear that onii-chan"

JFL, what do you think she thought when hearing that?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

"butbutbut i'm a boy, you can't make me wear that onii-chan"

JFL, what do you think she thought when hearing that?

I mean I doubt she was was sitting in silence... probably muffled the sound