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IamJacksBrokenHeart
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i dreamt i was visiting a plastic chirurg and i was sitting there
and i felt like he was judging me while he was looking at me , in a " this guy is unsaveable , even with multiple surgeries " kinf of way .
So before i can talk , in comes his secretary and she has really nice implants
and he says " hello mother , do you need another surgery ? " jfl
he had his own mother working there ang gave her new tits , am i oedipus or why am i dreaming shit like that ?
anyway , so he asked me what id like to get and i said
- height surgery
- penis enlargement
- jaw surgery
- ear surgery ( make smaller )
- eye surgery ( more hunter eyes )
- hair implant ( im norwooding )
So he looked at me and said that it would cost me several hundred thousands of dollars
and i told him i have about 300 dollar in the bank
then i woke up
nice to be reminded that im broke , even in my dreams
i cant even escape this shit while dreaming
why cant i just dream of getting surgery , being rich and getting laid ?
would be Lifefuel tbh .
and i felt like he was judging me while he was looking at me , in a " this guy is unsaveable , even with multiple surgeries " kinf of way .
So before i can talk , in comes his secretary and she has really nice implants
and he says " hello mother , do you need another surgery ? " jfl
he had his own mother working there ang gave her new tits , am i oedipus or why am i dreaming shit like that ?
anyway , so he asked me what id like to get and i said
- height surgery
- penis enlargement
- jaw surgery
- ear surgery ( make smaller )
- eye surgery ( more hunter eyes )
- hair implant ( im norwooding )
So he looked at me and said that it would cost me several hundred thousands of dollars
and i told him i have about 300 dollar in the bank
then i woke up
nice to be reminded that im broke , even in my dreams
i cant even escape this shit while dreaming
why cant i just dream of getting surgery , being rich and getting laid ?
would be Lifefuel tbh .