Modern games are dangling keys in front of babies

[Stupid Clown]

"OOOH PRETTY VISUALS?"

"OOOH I GOT A SPECIAL REWARD THAT I CAN SPEND ON SKINS OR A NEW CHARACTER? FOR FREE!? WOAH"

"OOOH I GOT EXTRA XP?"

"OOOH CINEMATIC CUTSCENES!?"

"OOOH I BEAT THAT TOTALLY NOT OVERLY EASY BUT FLASHY BOSS!"?

"OOOH I FOLLOWED THE YELLOW PAINT AND FINISHED A KINDERGARTEN PUZZLE!?"

 

[HeinzKell]

Everything needs to be easily digestible otherwise some assholes on reddit might complain and hurt your sales

 

[erenyeager]

"OOOH PRETTY VISUALS?"

"OOOH I GOT A SPECIAL REWARD THAT I CAN SPEND ON SKINS OR A NEW CHARACTER? FOR FREE!? WOAH"

"OOOH I GOT EXTRA XP?"

"OOOH CINEMATIC CUTSCENES!?"

"OOOH I BEAT THAT TOTALLY NOT OVERLY EASY BUT FLASHY BOSS!"?

"OOOH I FOLLOWED THE YELLOW PAINT AND FINISHED A KINDERGARTEN PUZZLE!?"

GTA v missions be like

 

[bruhwtf]

what game is that

 

[bruhwtf]

GTA v missions be like

does gta even have exp mechanics? flashy bosses? and yellow paint?

 

[PersonalityChad]

what game is that

All triple A games released in the 2020s

 

[erenyeager]

does gta even have exp mechanics? flashy bosses? and yellow paint?

Yellow paint

 

[bruhwtf]

Yellow paint

proof

 

[Creosote]

Everything needs to be easily digestible otherwise some assholes on reddit might complain and hurt your sales

Normies ruined gaming.

 

[erenyeager]

proof

GPS and drive to the other side of the map