UBERCEL
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Im heartbroken.
Every time I look into the mirror I stare at this ugly creature, it makes my stomach turn upside down, makes me wanna puke.
Every time I analyze my subhumanity I see more and more flaws.
How can such a creature exist, forget life on nightmare mode. My life is on fucking eat 10000 calories before you land from a jump from a building.
My life is on beat the world record 10 times blindfolded while someone is carving out your back with a knife, for a game I don't even know it's name yet.
Why can't I just sell my used up briefs for 50k like the whores nowadays.
Why can't I sit on a cake on Livestream and make a career out of it.
Why can't I settle for a betabuxx after I wasted all my youth.
My subhumanity has led me to analyze everyone's looks in public, how fucking awful is it to have someone stare at you just to analyze how blessed you are for being average. I can't just look at people normally anymore, I have memorized all the current discovered looks theories and I keep analyzing more and more.
Average people are so Superior to me.
I wish to be average one day, maybe in Valhalla.
Thanks for reading
Every time I look into the mirror I stare at this ugly creature, it makes my stomach turn upside down, makes me wanna puke.
Every time I analyze my subhumanity I see more and more flaws.
How can such a creature exist, forget life on nightmare mode. My life is on fucking eat 10000 calories before you land from a jump from a building.
My life is on beat the world record 10 times blindfolded while someone is carving out your back with a knife, for a game I don't even know it's name yet.
Why can't I just sell my used up briefs for 50k like the whores nowadays.
Why can't I sit on a cake on Livestream and make a career out of it.
Why can't I settle for a betabuxx after I wasted all my youth.
My subhumanity has led me to analyze everyone's looks in public, how fucking awful is it to have someone stare at you just to analyze how blessed you are for being average. I can't just look at people normally anymore, I have memorized all the current discovered looks theories and I keep analyzing more and more.
Average people are so Superior to me.
I wish to be average one day, maybe in Valhalla.
Thanks for reading