Micropeniscels, how do you masturbate?

[janoycresva]

Do you guys use one finger and just rub it furiously against the mushroom cap? How can you even grasp the penis with a full hand in order emulate a vagina if it’s <2 inches hard?

 

[Gremlincel]

It's over for this thread.

 

[Trash.cel]

Is that the golden one as your profile pic?

 

[Anonymous MG]

My penis is 2 inches when not erect, all it takes is for it to get erect into 5.8 inches in order to masturbate.

 

[UBERCEL]

Sad thread, you can use thumb and index

 

[janoycresva]

Is that the golden one as your profile pic?

yes

 

[FiveFourManlet]

this is why i say dickcels have it worse than manlets.
G @Gremlincel

 

[Zaetheus]

My condolences to the fallen in this thread it’s over

 

[Evil Genius]

My penis is 2 inches when not erect, all it takes is for it to get erect into 5.8 inches in order to masturbate.

next levelz growth gains right there anon

 

[janoycresva]

I just ask foids to gimme s bj like this

imgur.com/a/f8ZnojE

is that ur physique in the profile pic?

 

[Trash.cel]

yes

nice.

 

[Gremlincel]

this is why i say dickcels have it worse than manlets.
G @Gremlincel

Yea. Dickcels have, out of all incel traits, the most fatal. Having a decent sized dick is the bare minimum to be considered in any way a man by 'foids. Doesn't matter what you do, or what you are, in other areas. Say goodbye to any kind of romance in this life.
However, while being a dickcel renders you a non-sexual entity, I think manletism is worse in many ways since that is an issue that will constantly give you trouble, in careers, friendships, athletic situations, danger, everything really. Manlets will always be treated like inferior beings by anyone taller, and even shorter 'foids, at least you can forget about having a tiny dick sometimes, when you aren't thinking about sex, but you'll never forget about being smaller than all your peers, so it's a lot harder to cope with I'd say.
To answer your question OP, there are better places to look online, watch a vid or something lmao

 

[tiredofthisshit]

Reddit be like, small dicks are great for anal. Also use your hands rite

 

[SelfCrucified]

Reddit be like, small dicks are great for anal. Also use your hands rite

Reddit took the gay pill ofc they love anal.

 

[manlet cUnt]

my dick is 4 inches flaccid, 1.5 inches erect