JFL Merry Christmas BrazilianSigma 2019

[VirginAutistManlet]

'Twas the day of Christmas, 2019
BrazilianSigma, sat on his 1000kg rated chair;
The incels posts, screenshotted with care,
In hopes that Karma, soon would be there;

 

[Monk of Failure]

SykoSarah is a landwhale tranny.

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

Great post, it's weird it has so few replies

 

[wizardcel]

@Braziliansigma

 

[BrapZilian]

POSTING IN EPIC THREAD

 

[Anonymous MG]

Perhaps I'll make a poem, didn't take any courses that specialize in teaching poetry, but here goes.

Sitting upon a disease-ridden chair
The IT cuck was jacking it alone in despair
He had defended fair maidens online
For them he had prevented evil incels from committing their heinous crimes

But spending Christmas alone...
Wrapped in the confines of his hellish home...

He began to ponder how it came to this...
Single, obese, 26, and still without a kiss...

NO NO NO! WOMEN WERE NOT THE FAULT FOR WHYETH HE DWELL!
HE WAS ABOVE THOSE ROTTEN AND LICENTIOUS INCELS!
But pray, pray do tell...
Who was to blame for his smelly hell?

...

BrazilianSigma nodded his head
His soul, his mind, and his will to live dead
These incels would not take control of his head
With a Latin dish's smell at his breath he said

"Smelly, fucking Inkwells "

 

[Deleted member 140]

has Soyma posted this on IT yet?

 

[Anonymous MG]

@PPEcel what do you think? Can you write a poem? I'm not all too good at this.

 

[FAloner]

The truest of cels.

 

[PPEcel]

@PPEcel what do you think? Can you write a poem? I'm not all too good at this.

nah, fuck poetry, i hate that shit

 

[Deleted member 19079]

dickmogs me

 

[Anonymous MG]

nah, fuck poetry, i hate that shit

 

[PPEcel]

im just not good at it

and it reminds me of all the crappy english teachers i had

 

[zangano1]

What a cuck

 

[Anonymous MG]

im just not good at it

and it reminds me of all the crappy english teachers i had

Did they have some infatuation with poetry that seemed to be completely overblown?

 

[Robtical]

Perhaps I'll make a poem, didn't take any courses that specialize in teaching poetry, but here goes.

Sitting upon a disease-ridden chair
The IT cuck was jacking it alone in despair
He had defended fair maidens online
For them he had prevented evil incels from committing their heinous crimes

But spending Christmas alone...
Wrapped in the confines of his hellish home...

He began to ponder how it came to this...
Single, obese, 26, and still without a kiss...

NO NO NO! WOMEN WERE NOT THE FAULT FOR WHYETH HE DWELL!
HE WAS ABOVE THOSE ROTTEN AND LICENTIOUS INCELS!
But pray, pray do tell...
Who was to blame for his smelly hell?

...

BrazilianSigma nodded his head
His soul, his mind, and his will to live dead
These incels would not take control of his head
With a Latin dish's smell at his breath he said

"Smelly, fucking Inkwells "

For him there is no hope.
Without incels he would rope.

 

[PPEcel]

Did they have some infatuation with poetry that seemed to be completely overblown?

Yes, and they always insist that there is some deeper meaning behind stuff that should be taken literally.

I don't remember the exact title of one of the books I read in high school, but the subplot involved an ethnic lusting after a white foid. When an essay was due, I spun up some bullshit about how it reflected the protagonist's "psyche of the shame of colonization" or something, got a perfect score. English is a joke of a subject.

 

[Anonymous MG]

For him there is no hope.
Without incels he would rope.

But for now with Reddit karma he will cope
Despite the fact he will never elope

Tis the sad story of BrazilianSigma
How he finds the will to live is an enigma
He will forever rot, never having been touched
I guess we should have expected as much

God help this poor man

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

Perhaps I'll make a poem, didn't take any courses that specialize in teaching poetry, but here goes.

Sitting upon a disease-ridden chair
The IT cuck was jacking it alone in despair
He had defended fair maidens online
For them he had prevented evil incels from committing their heinous crimes

But spending Christmas alone...
Wrapped in the confines of his hellish home...

He began to ponder how it came to this...
Single, obese, 26, and still without a kiss...

NO NO NO! WOMEN WERE NOT THE FAULT FOR WHYETH HE DWELL!
HE WAS ABOVE THOSE ROTTEN AND LICENTIOUS INCELS!
But pray, pray do tell...
Who was to blame for his smelly hell?

...

BrazilianSigma nodded his head
His soul, his mind, and his will to live dead
These incels would not take control of his head
With a Latin dish's smell at his breath he said

"Smelly, fucking Inkwells "

 

[Anonymous MG]

Yes, and they always insist that there is some deeper meaning behind bullshit that should be taken literally.

I don't remember the exact title of one of the books I read in high school, but the subplot involved an ethnic lusting after a white foid. When an essay was due, I spun up some bullshit about how it reflected the protagonist's "psyche of the shame of colonization" or something, got a perfect score. English is a joke of a subject.

Just smile and write boys, smile and write.

I die a little inside when I have to write or say cucked shit to a professor when I just want a letter of recommendation and a good mark.

 

[Pigman]

He’s the gigachad all of us want to be

 

[Robtical]

But for now with Reddit karma he will cope
Despite the fact he will never elope

Tis the sad story of BrazilianSigma
How he finds the will to live is an enigma
He will forever rot, never having been touched
I guess we should have expected as much

God help this poor man

High iq making it so fast. I need more time to think of rhymes.

 

[PPEcel]

I die a little inside when I have to write or say cucked shit to a professor when I just want a letter of recommendation and a good mark.

Cover letters for job applications are worse. It's so cringey having to brag about myself when I am clearly subhuman.

 

[Anonymous MG]

High iq making it so fast. I need more time to think of rhymes.

Yours were good actually, be proud of yourself buddy boyo.

If you want an enhanced experience, read that in the ending voice in the most nasally voice possible and imagine the voice reading the poem being female.

Cover letters for job applications are worse. It's so cringey having to brag about myself when I am clearly subhuman.

Yeah, I feel like a huge sellout whenever I try to write good things about myself. I try out for internships and try to sound confident when I'm not, it's just so inauthentic and torturous.

 

[Robtical]

Yours were good actually, be proud of yourself buddy boyo.

Thank you, yours were funny and enjoyable to read. Here's a few more lines:

Thinking he's a gigachad
The last time he seen pussy was walking in on sex with his mom and dad

All the incels call him a coper
Because he has no idea it is over

 

[ihaveno1]

he wont touch this

 

[Anonymous MG]

Thank you, yours were funny and enjoyable to read. Here's a few more lines:

Thinking he's a gigachad
The last time he seen pussy was walking in on sex with his mom and dad

All the incels call him a coper
Because he has no idea it is over

Crying in a pile of used cum socks
His looksmatch is getting a mouth full of Chad cock
What a miserable creature, with skin the color of shit
He'll be damned if inkwells cause him to quit
He'll spend all day drinking gamer girl spit™

Folds of brown fat and the smell of musky sweat
This is the savior that all inkwells view as a threat
This autistic manchild is going to get laid yet
"BrazilianSmegma a Chad? You bet! "

 

[Robtical]

Crying in a pile of used cum socks
His looksmatch is getting a mouth full of Chad cock
What a miserable creature, with skin the color of shit
He'll be damned if inkwells cause him to quit
He'll spend all day drinking gamer girl spit™

Folds of brown fat and the smell of musky sweat
This is the savior that all inkwells view as a threat
This autistic manchild is going to get laid yet
"BrazilianSmegma a Chad? You bet! "

Spending all day defending foids who look like bullfrogs
Praying one day he'll be sent a baked shit log
But all he gets from them are "thanks, you're the best incel watchdog"

 

[Anonymous MG]

Spending all day defending foids who look like bullfrogs
Praying one day he'll be sent a baked shit log
But all he gets from them are "thanks, you're the best incel watchdog"

We'll have a full diss prepared soon, all we need is an incel with a high T voice and good flow to sing it.

 

[Robtical]

We'll have a full diss prepared soon, all we need is an incel with a high T voice and good flow to sing it.

A good diss track would end his watchdogging career and make him delete his cuckit account.

 

[Anonymous MG]

A good diss track would end his watchdogging career and make him delete his cuckit account.

I think @Ritalincel should do it.

 

[Robtical]

I think @Ritalincel should do it.

That would be epic. It would go viral instantly.

 

[Anonymous MG]

That would be epic. It would go viral instantly.

Incels.me postmaxxer vs IT postmaxxer.

I'd pay to see that.

 

[Robtical]

Incels.me postmaxxer vs IT postmaxxer.

I'd pay to see that.

It would be ragefuel if celebrities like beyonce and cuck-z started rapping for IT. But then we'd get rappers on our side and it will be a war. The end result is going to be the whole world taking the blackpill.

 

[KilluminoidBR]

BrazilianSigma ate all his christmas' ceia and and left the family starving uhsauhsauhsauhsuhasuhasauhsuhauhsauhsuha