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Mentalcel trait: you don't walk, you run

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Walking is for people with social life. They walk in groups and discuss things on the go, you can't talk if you're running. Since I'm an outcast and don't talk with people I don't need to walk, because when I go from point A to point B getting there is my only task, and to do it most effectivly I run instead of waking. This also makes me feel like a videogame player character while everyone else is NPC, strange feeling. Anyway, when I was in college, I was constantly running on campus whenever I needed to get somewhere and it could save me even a miniscule amount of time (like, I wouldn't run to the next lecture to get there at 12:00 instead of 12:05 when it starts in 12:10 anyway, but I would run in breaks to the cafeteria to have a lunch early so I wouldn't have to have it after classes therefore saving some time go home earlier). I also wasn't sweating because where I live it's cold literally all the time expcept summer and we don't study at summer, so I ran with no jacket on so the cold temperature evens out the heat generated by my body and therefore I don't get hot nor cold and don't sweat. So you could imagine how it looked. Everyone else is walking around in jackets while I'm the only one running with only my shirt on in a cold northern hemisphere winter. Of course I was made fun of for that, but at that point in life I had enough of shit from normies to stop caring about their opinions. Some people genuinely asked me why I do this, and when I explained all of this to them, they didn't have any counter points, but still called this a weird behavior and deemed this funny. I still do this, and I never see people outside running unless they're doing it for sport or being late to the bus, etc. It's just me. And I also get a these unnerved looks from strangers when I run past them. I try to overtake people who go in the same direction with me as much from the side as possible to not scare them and to not make them think I chase them or want to jump them, but even with that effort I still get creeped out reactions. Once a foid literally jumped and screamed in fear when I ran past her. So, anybody else do that?
 
over for runningcels
 
How did I not come up with this. This is hilarious (I mean "runningcel", over for cantquoteproperlycels)
 
Run? Nah, I'm not an autistic fuck. Do you wobble your arms around like Ed from Ed, Edd n' Eddy too? Jesus fucking Christ.

I speedwalk like Michael Myers from Halloween 6 (1995) or Jason from Jason Lives (1986). I walk like I mean business.
 
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I do this
 
Do you wobble your arms around like Ed from Ed, Edd n' Eddy too?
Most of the time I have them in my pockets, otherwise I move them like normal people do when they run. I'm not autistic. I'm just bored out of my life and try to optimize everything there is to optimize to entertain myself.
I speedwalk
Yeah I've seen these posts online about how lonely people walk faster than social people. I guess it looks like a graph where the lonelier you are, the faster you move, and I'm on its extreme.
 
Run? Nah, I'm not an autistic fuck. Do you wobble your arms around like Ed from Ed, Edd n' Eddy too? Jesus fucking Christ.

I speedwalk like Michael Myers from Halloween 6 (1995) or Jason from Jason Lives (1986). I walk like I mean business.
You didn't have to insult autistic people :feelswhat:

Apologize now, please
 
Ffs let's not be ableist on the incel forum of all things now ok? I like to call myself a retard as a joke but that was genuinely offensive
 
I used to do the same thing but got made fun of a lot for it. I never hurt anyone, I just liked running for some reason.
. And I also get a these unnerved looks from strangers when I run past them. I try to overtake people who go in the same direction with me as much from the side as possible to not scare them and to not make them think I chase them or want to jump them, but even with that effort I still get creeped out reactions. Once a foid literally jumped and screamed in fear when I ran past her. So, anybody else do that?
Overdramatic bitch. You did nothing wrong, you're allowed to run and don't stop running. Don't let other people's reactions stop you from being a fucking badass.
 
Walking is for people with social life. They walk in groups and discuss things on the go, you can't talk if you're running. Since I'm an outcast and don't talk with people I don't need to walk, because when I go from point A to point B getting there is my only task, and to do it most effectivly I run instead of waking. This also makes me feel like a videogame player character while everyone else is NPC, strange feeling. Anyway, when I was in college, I was constantly running on campus whenever I needed to get somewhere and it could save me even a miniscule amount of time (like, I wouldn't run to the next lecture to get there at 12:00 instead of 12:05 when it starts in 12:10 anyway, but I would run in breaks to the cafeteria to have a lunch early so I wouldn't have to have it after classes therefore saving some time go home earlier). I also wasn't sweating because where I live it's cold literally all the time expcept summer and we don't study at summer, so I ran with no jacket on so the cold temperature evens out the heat generated by my body and therefore I don't get hot nor cold and don't sweat. So you could imagine how it looked. Everyone else is walking around in jackets while I'm the only one running with only my shirt on in a cold northern hemisphere winter. Of course I was made fun of for that, but at that point in life I had enough of shit from normies to stop caring about their opinions. Some people genuinely asked me why I do this, and when I explained all of this to them, they didn't have any counter points, but still called this a weird behavior and deemed this funny. I still do this, and I never see people outside running unless they're doing it for sport or being late to the bus, etc. It's just me. And I also get a these unnerved looks from strangers when I run past them. I try to overtake people who go in the same direction with me as much from the side as possible to not scare them and to not make them think I chase them or want to jump them, but even with that effort I still get creeped out reactions. Once a foid literally jumped and screamed in fear when I ran past her. So, anybody else do that?
i love running always gets me in better shape and feels rewarding after im done
 
i used to when i was younger, now my body doesn't really work properly anymore
 
Run? Nah, I'm not an autistic fuck. Do you wobble your arms around like Ed from Ed, Edd n' Eddy too? Jesus fucking Christ.

I speedwalk like Michael Myers from Halloween 6 (1995) or Jason from Jason Lives (1986). I walk like I mean business.
:chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad:
 
low inhib mogs me
 
Can relate. I'm always on the run :feelsEhh:

 
i used to be in track and cross country, i don’t run unless i’m late to work because i figure being 5 mins late isn’t a big deal but certain managers bitch at you so i’ve had to run at times. i don’t mind running my head off but i don’t so i don’t bring attention to myself and i like taking my time with the “nature” i pass
 
MentalCel trait: You dont walk you Float
 
Some guy said I run like a faggot basically trying to start a fight because I randomly felt like running from my car to a store.
 

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