Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

Blackpill Men are like elevators to women

Nordicel94

Nordicel94

Pancake-faced viking-cel
★★★★★
Joined
Oct 5, 2022
Posts
1,407
When a woman comes to a bar and is approached by men, she judges as to what floor she can take them. If he's good looking he's already a good elevator but if he hints that he's in investment banking or a music producer for Justin Timberlake, the elevator starts looking like one in the lobby of a Ritz Carlton. Foids just need to find the best possible elevator that will take them to the highest possible floor. They all line up and crowd in Chad's elevator, exceeding the weight limit. Women don't take the stairs, men do. Looks, money, status is what they want to snag just so that they can come along for the ride up up and away. Upwards social mobility takes men decades of hard work. A Stacy, or even a HTB who was born Trailer Trash can literally put on some make up and a tight dress, stand in a bar for a bit, and be approached by a milionaire. Ding! Ding! She's going up and she can hardly spell elevator. They get married and she lives in luxury and can just divorce him and take half his money if she gets bored.

Water, I know, but I'm thirsty.
 
1729822887659x 2
 
Yeah true. I don't mind your "water" threads tbh, they're concise but high IQ.
 
Yeah true. I don't mind your "water" threads tbh, they're concise but high IQ.
Thank you very much. Yeah, if an analogy pops into my head I like to formulate it. Hoping it provides value to new users too.
 
Thank you very much. Yeah, if an analogy pops into my head I like to formulate it. Hoping it provides value to new users too.
Based brocel.:feelsYall:
 

Similar threads

Nordicel94
Replies
4
Views
180
Nordicel94
Nordicel94
Nordicel94
Replies
4
Views
231
MassEffectKoala
MassEffectKoala
Acorn29
Replies
52
Views
1K
Emba
Emba
Balding Subhuman
Replies
8
Views
215
nvrbegan
nvrbegan

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top