JFL MEGATHREAD: Things that are easier than getting a GF

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I'll start with some:
-Going ER
-Getting a world record
-Killing the Wither skeleton and Ender dragon within 20 minutes in Minecraft Hardcore
-Becoming a successful business man
-Robbing a bank via a cyber attack
-Robbing a bank with guns and then actually getting out fine
-Outrun Usain Bolt
 
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Becoming a literal God via occult max is probably easier than getting a gf
 
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gymletethnicel said:
-Killing the Wither skeleton and Ender dragon within 20 minutes in Minecraft Hardcore

suifuel
 
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go to Kyrgyzstan its legal to kidnap someone and make them your gf
 
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MountainGorilla said:
go to Kyrgyzstan its legal to kidnap someone and make them your gf
I saw that vice documentary too lel. however i dont think it works like that for foreigners
 
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getting a girlfriend is easier than getting a gf
 
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Become a god and building another universe?

Just to add, god (assuming there is one) has no gf and he is a NEET who is LDARing really hard for eternity.
 
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MountainGorilla said:
go to Kyrgyzstan its legal to kidnap someone and make them your gf
Lifefuel.
chudur-budur said:
Just to add, god (assuming there is one) has no gf and he is a NEET who is LDARing really hard for eternity.
God can just make his waifu real
 
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Coping instead.
 
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Driving one a road with my eyes closed
Easy as fuck, do it all the time
 
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gymletethnicel said:
I'll start with some:

-Outrun Usain Bolt
Sure, but I would beat his other leg first with a lead pipe.
 
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Be able to run at the speed of light
 
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BizzieCel said:
Driving one a road with my eyes closed

Moggs me hard.

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Surviving 1 week without food.

I once did this.
 
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-Winning a billion dollar lottery.
-Getting struck thrice by lightning, and living
-Winning double zero in roulette twice in a row
-Getting a Masters in physics
-Becoming an Olympic Gold medalist
-Bending spoons with your mind
-Beating Super Meat Boy blind, first try
-Folding a piece of paper 50 times
-Solving a Rubik's Cube
-Detecting a gravitational wave
-Getting to the moon in a homemade rocket
-Breaking old habits

And I'm sure the list goes on.
 
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bigantennaemay1 said:
-Winning a billion dollar lottery.
-Getting struck thrice by lightning, and living
-Winning double zero in roulette twice in a row
-Getting a Masters in physics
-Becoming an Olympic Gold medalist
-Bending spoons with your mind
-Beating Super Meat Boy blind, first try
-Folding a piece of paper 50 times
-Solving a Rubik's Cube
-Detecting a gravitational wave
-Getting to the moon in a homemade rocket
-Breaking old habits

And I'm sure the list goes on.
Basically anything in this world, except getting a GF itself.
 
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MountainGorilla said:
go to Kyrgyzstan its legal to kidnap someone and make them your gf

I like their flag
 
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Tempus Edax Rerum said:
Thinking the Universe into the existence.
Allahmaxxing
 
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