JFL MEGATHREAD: Things that are easier than getting a GF

[gymletethnicel]

I'll start with some:
-Going ER
-Getting a world record
-Killing the Wither skeleton and Ender dragon within 20 minutes in Minecraft Hardcore
-Becoming a successful business man
-Robbing a bank via a cyber attack
-Robbing a bank with guns and then actually getting out fine
-Outrun Usain Bolt

 

[Deleted member 4999]

Masturbation

 

[Deleted member 7573]

-Jelqing to 11 inches

 

[Deleted member 1780]

Bringing your sexdoll to a restaurant.

 

[FidelCashflow]

Winning the lottery

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Becoming a literal God via occult max is probably easier than getting a gf

 

[TheSecondComing]

taking a dump

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Living on Jupiter.

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

-Killing the Wither skeleton and Ender dragon within 20 minutes in Minecraft Hardcore

suifuel

 

[Blacktarpill]

Public masturbation.

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

Living on Jupiter.

 

[MountainGorilla]

go to Kyrgyzstan its legal to kidnap someone and make them your gf

 

[pp183]

poo poo pee pee

go to Kyrgyzstan its legal to kidnap someone and make them your gf

I saw that vice documentary too lel. however i dont think it works like that for foreigners

 

[incel]

getting a girlfriend is easier than getting a gf

 

[chudur-budur]

Become a god and building another universe?

Just to add, god (assuming there is one) has no gf and he is a NEET who is LDARing really hard for eternity.

 

[RollD20]

go to Kyrgyzstan its legal to kidnap someone and make them your gf

Lifefuel.

Just to add, god (assuming there is one) has no gf and he is a NEET who is LDARing really hard for eternity.

God can just make his waifu real

 

[needsolution]

fap

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Coping instead.

 

[gymletethnicel]

getting a girlfriend is easier than getting a gf

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Splitting an atom.

 

[BizzieCel]

Driving one a road with my eyes closed

 

[gymletethnicel]

Driving one a road with my eyes closed

Easy as fuck, do it all the time

 

[Guest2]

your mum

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Roping and getting reincarnated as an incel again

 

[A11Alone]

I'll start with some:

-Outrun Usain Bolt

Sure, but I would beat his other leg first with a lead pipe.

 

[BigGhey]

Be able to run at the speed of light

 

[Akkadian]

Run rape game

 

[Deleted member 14805]

Walking on water.

 

[ThirdWorldcel]

Surviving 1 week without food.

 

[Monk of Failure]

Killing yourself

 

[RollD20]

Finding immortality.

 

[FinnCel]

Learning 10 languages

 

[LastGerman]

Driving one a road with my eyes closed

Moggs me hard.

Surviving 1 week without food.

I once did this.

 

[WawelDragon1683]

Using 100% of your brain.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

-Winning a billion dollar lottery.
-Getting struck thrice by lightning, and living
-Winning double zero in roulette twice in a row
-Getting a Masters in physics
-Becoming an Olympic Gold medalist
-Bending spoons with your mind
-Beating Super Meat Boy blind, first try
-Folding a piece of paper 50 times
-Solving a Rubik's Cube
-Detecting a gravitational wave
-Getting to the moon in a homemade rocket
-Breaking old habits

And I'm sure the list goes on.

 

[gymletethnicel]

-Winning a billion dollar lottery.
-Getting struck thrice by lightning, and living
-Winning double zero in roulette twice in a row
-Getting a Masters in physics
-Becoming an Olympic Gold medalist
-Bending spoons with your mind
-Beating Super Meat Boy blind, first try
-Folding a piece of paper 50 times
-Solving a Rubik's Cube
-Detecting a gravitational wave
-Getting to the moon in a homemade rocket
-Breaking old habits

And I'm sure the list goes on.

Basically anything in this world, except getting a GF itself.

 

[78980n]

go to Kyrgyzstan its legal to kidnap someone and make them your gf

I like their flag

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

Thinking the Universe into the existence.

 

[gymletethnicel]

Thinking the Universe into the existence.

Allahmaxxing

 

[needsolution]

Learning 10 languages

 

[gymletethnicel]

Learning 10 languages

Learning all languages ever spoken by mankind

 

[BizzieCel]

Masturbation

basic

Public masturbation.

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