Like half a decade ago they turned their best menu item, the crispy chicken sandwich, to a complete piece of ass. They replaced the delicious sesame seed bun with that hard af nasty shiny buttermilk bun, and replaced the chicken with some dry and thin af piece of shit.
Then they made up for it by having adding custom gourmet sandwiches to their menu. My favorite one was the sweet was the sweet BBQ bacon burger. It was completely sublime and had me going to McDonalds nearly every day. The sandwich was so great that the idiots at corporate decided to take it off the menu and replace it with these bullshit signature recipes. First they introduced the bacon smokehouse, which is okay except for some retarded reason they decided to include that vomit inducing mustard sauce. I know i am not alone in this because reviewbhrah agrees with me:
Now they have this mushroom swiss burger that tastes just as awful but now you get to eat mushrooms with the texture of snails. YUM! How the hell does this nasty shit get out of their laboratory? I swear, I want to meet every single person in their focus groups so I can punch them in the face. past the experimental phase? I used to go to McDonalds because I always knew I could get a mediocre as fuck burger that I could tolerate. McDonalds decided to try to copy wendy's with the never frozen patties, but those classic burgers are completely ruined with these new never frozen patties, imo. For me it is kinda like aunt jemima vs real maple syrup. I am an american raised on that artificial as fuck high fructose corn syrup. Fuck your natural maple syrup bulslhit, I want that thick, sweet af high fructose maple flavored corn syrup on my pancakes. Same goes for McDonald's burgers. I wan t that fake as fuck cardboard tasting bullshit. Get this fresh shit that tastes like ass out of my face. Now they done fucked their menu up so much that I find myself avoiding them more often than not. Terrible. Stop catering to hipsters. They aren't going to eat at your establishment no matter what you do. Keep the fatasses like me who don't give a shit about their health happy. We are the ones giving you money.
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Then they made up for it by having adding custom gourmet sandwiches to their menu. My favorite one was the sweet was the sweet BBQ bacon burger. It was completely sublime and had me going to McDonalds nearly every day. The sandwich was so great that the idiots at corporate decided to take it off the menu and replace it with these bullshit signature recipes. First they introduced the bacon smokehouse, which is okay except for some retarded reason they decided to include that vomit inducing mustard sauce. I know i am not alone in this because reviewbhrah agrees with me:
Now they have this mushroom swiss burger that tastes just as awful but now you get to eat mushrooms with the texture of snails. YUM! How the hell does this nasty shit get out of their laboratory? I swear, I want to meet every single person in their focus groups so I can punch them in the face. past the experimental phase? I used to go to McDonalds because I always knew I could get a mediocre as fuck burger that I could tolerate. McDonalds decided to try to copy wendy's with the never frozen patties, but those classic burgers are completely ruined with these new never frozen patties, imo. For me it is kinda like aunt jemima vs real maple syrup. I am an american raised on that artificial as fuck high fructose corn syrup. Fuck your natural maple syrup bulslhit, I want that thick, sweet af high fructose maple flavored corn syrup on my pancakes. Same goes for McDonald's burgers. I wan t that fake as fuck cardboard tasting bullshit. Get this fresh shit that tastes like ass out of my face. Now they done fucked their menu up so much that I find myself avoiding them more often than not. Terrible. Stop catering to hipsters. They aren't going to eat at your establishment no matter what you do. Keep the fatasses like me who don't give a shit about their health happy. We are the ones giving you money.
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