Yesterday I matched with a meme profile. Most of the time I just swipe right on them just to see if I can have a fun conversation, since they usually match with people who have funny bios. Also she/he (I guarantee it's a she after the conversation) unmatched and I have no evidence/screenshots to show you, but I have everything pretty much memorized.
The roastie's profile was a pregnant chick and the bio was similar to "LOOKING FOR THE ASSHOLE WHO GOT ME PREGNANT ON HERE"
I figured I'd start off a little sarcastic, so I said something very similar to "Hey I think it was me who got you pregnant. I sleep with tons of people on here and have probably gotten like 50-200 random girls pregnant including you. So was it me?"
The fucking cunt just replies "No" to an obvious joke. So I say "Lmao I'm just joking." She then takes the opportunity to say "Yeah I figured. I don't think anyone would want to sleep with you anyway."
FUCKCJJDJSJDJJFJX
Whatever, I've been roasted online before, so I say "Hilarious. It's because I'm ugly, right?"
Fucking cunt has the audacity to send three messages in a row.
"Yes"
"No jk"
"Just be more confident and then you'll get laid"
This part fucking broke me. The coping on her end made me want to explode. To allow her to call me ugly, then take it back and spout utter bullshit made me beyond angry. I ended up sending a long message about how I'd rather just be called ugly because she knows it's true, and how the confidence thing is a lie, because I was obviously confident enough to send an off color joke when Chad can't even message first sometimes.
Her response was "Shut up stop being so emotional"
I couldn't fucking take any more. I was so fucking done. I can't take this at all anymore I'm so fucking triggered it hurts.
The roastie's profile was a pregnant chick and the bio was similar to "LOOKING FOR THE ASSHOLE WHO GOT ME PREGNANT ON HERE"
I figured I'd start off a little sarcastic, so I said something very similar to "Hey I think it was me who got you pregnant. I sleep with tons of people on here and have probably gotten like 50-200 random girls pregnant including you. So was it me?"
The fucking cunt just replies "No" to an obvious joke. So I say "Lmao I'm just joking." She then takes the opportunity to say "Yeah I figured. I don't think anyone would want to sleep with you anyway."
FUCKCJJDJSJDJJFJX
Whatever, I've been roasted online before, so I say "Hilarious. It's because I'm ugly, right?"
Fucking cunt has the audacity to send three messages in a row.
"Yes"
"No jk"
"Just be more confident and then you'll get laid"
This part fucking broke me. The coping on her end made me want to explode. To allow her to call me ugly, then take it back and spout utter bullshit made me beyond angry. I ended up sending a long message about how I'd rather just be called ugly because she knows it's true, and how the confidence thing is a lie, because I was obviously confident enough to send an off color joke when Chad can't even message first sometimes.
Her response was "Shut up stop being so emotional"
I couldn't fucking take any more. I was so fucking done. I can't take this at all anymore I'm so fucking triggered it hurts.
