Blackpill Masturbation is a cope. And not even a good one

[SmugMohito]

You stroke your penis to something you'll never have for 45 minutes (likely a roastie) or so and then you feel this watered down sensation (it really isn't all that) down under for a few seconds and then you're left with a mess (and a feeling of shame for some). No sensation that feels like heaven, no girl to kiss you as you drift to sleep, and no one to help you clean it up. It can even be considered shameful sometimes. It's completely useless. You could try all the tricks in the world to make it feel better and it still won't be a fraction of a fraction of what regular sex feels like which is indescribable for virgins and even some normies. The normies and chads can lie to you all you want. Sex is "all that" and it is worth killing people over. That's why people have been doing it since the dawn of time.

And JFL at people being "addicted" to fapping. How does that even happen?

 

[Newbie17]

And JFL at people being "addicted" to fapping. How does that even happen?

Yeah kek. I fap like 2-3x in a week, not more and surely not every day or quite rarely. How frequently do you fap?

 

[EARTH]

Disagreed. It feels very satisfying. Does not take 45 minutes either, try 5 minutes. Masturbating is the closest cope to mimicking the effects of sex.

Does not matter which way you swing it, orgasming = satisfying.

 

[Zaetheus]

I’ve been on nofap for a week and feel fine. But in another week it will creep into my soul and I start reaching for the Loli stash. Fapping is the ultimate cuckoldry to oneself

 

[Mahlo]

>it's a "Incel points out that a random thing we do is cope" episode

 

[SmugMohito]

Yeah kek. I fap like 2-3x in a week, not more and surely not every day or quite rarely. How frequently do you fap?

I haven't fapped since a few months ago. My aunt had a crush on the Chinese food guy so she kept buying from them. I got a bunch of fortune cookies and the fortunes made me believe a girl was finally going to take me out of inceldom. I fucked teddybears to practice my pullout game.

It was on point till I realized an actual pussy would be 100x harder to pull out of. And after all of that I was still able to stop easily.

 

[Newbie17]

I haven't fapped since a few months ago. My aunt had a crush on the Chinese food guy so she kept buying from them. I got a bunch of fortune cookies and the fortunes made me believe a girl was finally going to take me out of inceldom. I fucked teddybears to practice my pullout game.

 

[Weightcel]

then you feel this watered down sensation (it really isn't all that)

Stop fapping so much. If you fap everyday or multiple times a day then of course the orgasm is going to be unsatisfying.

I once went a month on nofap and when I finally nutted I almost cried from how good it felt.

 

[Evildoer]

Incel points out that a random thing we do is cope

Everything we do is cope, as we have to deal with our existence.

 

[SmugMohito]

Stop fapping so much. If you fap everyday or multiple times a day then of course the orgasm is going to be unsatisfying.

I once went a month on nofap and when I finally nutted I almost cried from how good it felt.

I barely fap at all. I'm comparing fapping to what sex might feel. To what sex might feel fapping is definitely watered down.

 

[oldcel75]

Faping is important for males health. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10226823

 

[SoCalSuifuel]

It feels good and clears my mind. May be a cope, but so what?

 

[Deleted member 3291]

cope, It feels good and I have to devote to my waifu

 

[Deleted member 1983]

fapping kills makes me numb and zombie like tho, which is preferable over being hyper aware of my inceldom

 

[monkeyman]

Longest I've gone is a couple weeks

 

[Colly]

45min JFL

 

[Hunter]

fapping is cuckoldry and makes your life worse.

 

[Trash.cel]

You stroke your penis to something you'll never have for 45 minutes (likely a roastie) or so and then you feel this watered down sensation (it really isn't all that) down under for a few seconds and then you're left with a mess (and a feeling of shame for some). No sensation that feels like heaven, no girl to kiss you as you drift to sleep, and no one to help you clean it up. It can even be considered shameful sometimes. It's completely useless. You could try all the tricks in the world to make it feel better and it still won't be a fraction of a fraction of what regular sex feels like which is indescribable for virgins and even some normies. The normies and chads can lie to you all you want. Sex is "all that" and it is worth killing people over. That's why people have been doing it since the dawn of time.

And JFL at people being "addicted" to fapping. How does that even happen?

 

[non_factor]

I love fapping.

JFL at denying yourself the little pleasure you can get and thinking it will turn you into a normie.

 

[Trash.cel]

The very very very very rare times that I got paid attention to and a girl was friendly and had a conversation with me were like HEAVEN. But aside from that its kind of sucks like taking pain pills when you have a headache or something

 

[TheNEET]

I don't give fapping much meaning. It's something I do to avoid pain (blue balls) and it gives me a little pleasure, but it's pretty much the same as taking shit.

 

[Bagelcel]

I fap more when i'm depressed, i've been fapping 3x a day for the past few weeks.

Don't even really enjoy it at this point

 

[CaptainCuck]

Everything is cope if you're not Chad.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

Sex is "all that" and it is worth killing people over. That's why people have been doing it since the dawn of time.

Mother Nature at her finest.

 

[Deadp00n]

And JFL at people being "addicted" to fapping. How does that even happen?

Because we literally dont know any better. Yeah masturbation isnt as good as sex but its still the best feeling I will experience in daily life, until the day I die

 

[mutant]

masturbation = soma

 

[Mainländer]

45 minutes? It usually takes like 10 for me.

 

[Weightcel]

45 minutes? It usually takes like 10 for me.

JFL at you if you’re not edgemaxxing

 

[Mainländer]

JFL at you if you’re not edgemaxxing

I feel bad if I spend much time on it tbh.

I only fap when I'm legitimately horny and finish it ASAP.

I feel bad about using porn, I wouldn't use it ever if I had access to actual females. But I'm also too far gone to fap just thinking about shit.

 

[Dungcel]

Yeah of course it is, but I mean, what's the deal against coping anyways? I mean, we're incels, people, it's not like we've got much else to do other than try to cope.

 

[Gone Coping]

fapping is cuckoldry and makes your life worse.

this is how i see it too, i've started to hate porn honestly.

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

- getting denied of sex
- denying yourself from masturbating/fapping

what the fuck...

 

[Incel Prime]

Who the fuck has time to sit there and fap for 45 minutes? Christ.

 

[Nemo9065]

You stroke your penis to something you'll never have for 45 minutes (likely a roastie) or so and then you feel this watered down sensation (it really isn't all that) down under for a few seconds and then you're left with a mess (and a feeling of shame for some). No sensation that feels like heaven, no girl to kiss you as you drift to sleep, and no one to help you clean it up. It can even be considered shameful sometimes. It's completely useless. You could try all the tricks in the world to make it feel better and it still won't be a fraction of a fraction of what regular sex feels like which is indescribable for virgins and even some normies. The normies and chads can lie to you all you want. Sex is "all that" and it is worth killing people over. That's why people have been doing it since the dawn of time.

And JFL at people being "addicted" to fapping. How does that even happen?

 

[VST]

Yeah kek. I fap like 2-3x in a week, not more and surely not every day or quite rarely. How frequently do you fap?

2-3x a day.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

I know but I can't stop. So far I've only managed to quit 3D porn, deleted every folder of it that I had.

And JFL at people being "addicted" to fapping. How does that even happen?

It's not so much that I'm addicted to fapping(it's not that great), it's just that if I go too long without fapping it becomes even more fruitless and distracting than it would be to just fap and get rid of the urge.

 

[heroinfather]

currently NoFapping feeling more energized and horny as fuck

 

[TheCrusader0201]

It takes me 5-15m to ejaculate, depending on how excited I am and if I stretch my legs, masturbation really is a meme, here's the example-

Im on nofap 7 days, My suffering is high

 

[blackcel]

Fuck u my nigga. I love beating my meat. I do it like clockwork, two times a day. Once when I wake up, and another after I come home from work.

Sure I would liek to be next to a pretty woman as I drift off to sleep, but I'll take what I can get.

 

[Weirdcel]

Disagreed. It feels very satisfying. Does not take 45 minutes either, try 5 minutes. Masturbating is the closest cope to mimicking the effects of sex.

The 5 minute ejaculations are never satisfying though. You have to edge for at least 10-15 minutes first. Then start going harder for 5-10 minutes. 20-25 minute is the optimal masturbation time for peak orgasms.

 

[Grapefruit]

Fapping is just about all I have. I hate my waste of a life.

 

[averageblokecel]

Life is too harsh

 

[Evildoer]

Who the fuck has time to sit there and fap for 45 minutes? Christ.

Nearly everyone on this site.

 

[Hoppipolla]

Nearly everyone on this site.

Yeah I'm not exactly short on time either, lol

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

Disagreed. It feels very satisfying. Does not take 45 minutes either, try 5 minutes. Masturbating is the closest cope to mimicking the effects of sex.

Does not matter which way you swing it, orgasming = satisfying.

As if it would be a good thing that it takes 5 minutes instead of 45, if it is so great you would want it to last longer wouldn't you?

 

[Incel Prime]

As if it would be a good thing that it takes 5 minutes instead of 45, if it is so great you would want it to last longer wouldn't you?

Lmfao. Masturbation only really feels good in the beginning. When you bust that first one and a bit after. Once you are fapping for over 10 yrs it doesnt feel nearly as good cause your dopamine receptors are fried. Sensitivity is dead. I just do it now to cum as fast as i can. The point leading up never feels good anymore cause of death grip and chafing

 

[Weightcel]

Who the fuck has time to sit there and fap for 45 minutes? Christ.

There are people who spend longer shitposting here. Average session for me is like an hour and a half.

 

[Robtical]

Fapping helps control your dick muscles, and I heard if you don't fap for months you start losing your testosterone.

 

[Incel Prime]

There are people who spend longer shitposting here. Average session for me is like an hour and a half.

Fuck. Is that including looking for videos? Cause it takes me like up to an hr for that and 5-10 min to finish cause skimming through video. I dont even enjoy fapping anymore. Havent in a long time. Its just cope. My dick feels nothing from abuse and my brain is numb to the feeling of masturbating now.