Masterlist of normie bullshit

[rotting-alone]

How to get a girlfriend, according to normies:

- shower
- lift
- have hobbies
- join a club at school
- make female friends
- be nice and respectful to women
- have good hygiene (comb your hair, groom your beard, etc.)
- be interesting
- be confident

I DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS (except lift) and I am a 23 yr old kissless virgin.

So fuck humanity.

 

[3uxp]

You missed the crucial step you have to take 50 showers a day and get atleast 5 hair cuts everyday.

 

[Deleted member 2686]

How to get a girlfriend, according to normies:

- shower
- lift
- have hobbies
- join a club at school
- make female friends
- be nice and respectful to women
- have good hygiene (comb your hair, groom your beard, etc.)
- be interesting
- be confident

I DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS (except lift) and I am a 23 yr old kissless virgin.

So fuck humanity.

since we're incel the best is a worn out roastie, but only though beta orbiting, which is why I abhor being in an relationship

 

[TheRealChincel]

Did you approach at a 45 degree angle and are you outcome dependent? Normies will say damn near anything but what really matters. FACE FACE FACE!!!!

 

[Asianmanletcel]

be nice and respectful to women

jfl

 

[Machiavelli]

you skipped personality day

 

[Deleted member 126]

Don't forget cold showers, no fap, no pillow, no food, no water, no air.

 

[jackbud]

"join a club" is the worst one, so fucking dumb

 

[Yoyo]

"join a club" is the worst one, so fucking dumb

lol im not in any clubs nor ever been one. i feel like its pointless and mny clubs here make you pay $100 to join jfl

 

[newcel997]

this does work... if you have decent genes