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Massage Therapist

Anonymous MG

Anonymous MG

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have fun massaging guys and grannies
 
Abominationcels would go to jail first day on the Job for touching a foid.
 
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have fun massaging guys and grannies
This.

Also, your hands will hurt every fucking day.

Also, JFL at servicing women for their comfort and pleasure and never getting any satisfaction in return. The most you will get is the occasional fapfuel for later but it's not like you'll be massaging titties and booties. From what I understand, they usually cover those areas with a towel anyway while you slave over the rest. And it's not like they will be like "oh my god this ugly guy gives the best massage, I want to fuck him!" You'll be as despised as always and perhaps more so because the woman will be disgusted by the idea of being felt up by an ugly man, meaning your career is doomed from the start.
 
Isn’t it mostly middle aged roasties that get massages? Lol
 
Nobody would hire my ugly manlet autist ass to massage them
 
Good Idea if OP wants to be hung
 
You would have to touch old disgusting men too

No thanks
 
no foids want an ugly guy touching them

you will be restricted to men
 
Reason #3: Foids pay you to touch them

In the profession of massage therapy, your job is as the job title implies for your clients, and there is a high chance that your clientele will be foids. Being as this is a job about the body, you'll be able to satisfy your urge to touch foids and get PAID for it. There's no losing with this job at all.

No bruh. Your clients will be mainly stinky old hags. Have fun.
 
I wouldn't like being that. Clients are either disgusting old women, males or foids.

Imagine massaging a foid you'll never fuck, you're just getting her relaxed so she can go home and have some Chad fuck her.
 
Horrible cope
 

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