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Escorts are nothing but a disappointment, I recently went to massage parlour and got milked by a Chinese hoe whilst I fondled her body which was a way longer and cheaper experience than escorts
at least with escorts you’ll usually pick which one you want. massage parlour is guaranteed to be some uggo PLUS they’ll make you wear a condom even just to jerk you off
I’m speaking from others experiences I live by one
also how was it longer? was she just jerking you off over and over again? that does sound amazing tbf
I’m speaking from others experiences I live by one
also how was it longer? was she just jerking you off over and over again? that does sound amazing tbf
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Lmao which massage parlour have you been to where they make you wear condom for a handjob thats a damn joke. Why would anyone pay for that.
Happy ending Is condom free plus its like 30 £ for half and 50 for an hour multiple times cumming
I envy UKcels.
Damn is that the standard? I wonder cause I know about one in my city in Finland.
There ain't no shortage of em here in CA thats for damn sure.
Most of them are filled with old granny noodlewhores. Yes, you get the occasional mid to late 30s noodlewhore. But most are 42+ year old.
But I know a few AMPs with early 20s to late 20s noodlewhores. Great bang for the buck.
Most of them are filled with old granny noodlewhores. Yes, you get the occasional mid to late 30s noodlewhore. But most are 42+ year old.
But I know a few AMPs with early 20s to late 20s noodlewhores. Great bang for the buck.
At the end you paid a bitch to make you nut. Id never do that
Good i have several near me. Just need the guts to go to one. I’ll probably get addicted tho.
Also, the who idea of you dont get to choose isn't entirely true.
Just say I wanna try a different girl. If they say no then just walk out and try a different place.
But yea the way that it works is the whores take turns. Thats if the customer doesnt ask to see another girl.
Just say I wanna try a different girl. If they say no then just walk out and try a different place.
But yea the way that it works is the whores take turns. Thats if the customer doesnt ask to see another girl.
I'm thinking of going to an AMP before going to an escort tbh
How can you even be sure that a place offers HE (in Minecraft)? I’m convinced that certain areas don’t have them at all.
Generally if they are Asian and the storefront will have some sort of window coverings so people outside can’t see who is in the waiting area. Also websites have the info.
Are you talking about the RM site? I heard that you can tell without premium by sorting preferences and judging by the number of reviews, but I have also heard that even that isn’t reliable.
Yes RM. not sure I never used it, but when I do decide to go to amp I will probably buy the premium.
You use forums or gut intuition. If it sounds fishy and the women are asian and dressed skimpily, you're probably in the right place
I haven't seen a single massage parlor porn video where the noodlewhore wasn't some 50 year old fat granny. Young noodles don't have to do this shit, they go on OF instead 
Are most of the forums even legit? People on there have the most “bot-like” usernames. Like it’s just two words and a two digit number on the end, that’s literally how they name the bots in Fortnite. Seems like it could be a possible psy-op.
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You need to pay for premium to see any reviews though. There are some free forums, but those are the ones I suspect might have “bots”.
worse come to worse find the shady ones and give it a try
I’ve been to a massage parlor twice. I actually enjoyed it.
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How fucking degrading is it to be so desperate for Sex to have to pay a old asian granny just to give you handjob with a condom on.
Its like even golddigging noodle whores will only send their bottom of the barrel 40y/o+ roasties, and even then all you get is a handjob with a condom on.
I mean If that is not a crime against Inceldom perpetuated by society against Incels I dont what is TBH. Legalize prostitution now so you can drive down the prices of these overinflated whores
Its like even golddigging noodle whores will only send their bottom of the barrel 40y/o+ roasties, and even then all you get is a handjob with a condom on.
I mean If that is not a crime against Inceldom perpetuated by society against Incels I dont what is TBH. Legalize prostitution now so you can drive down the prices of these overinflated whores
Ive went to q feew of these. Its horrible. Youre literally a cuckold faggot if you think that experience is good. Fucking blow your brains out soy bitch
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Like i said if you're getting a handjob with a condom on you may aswell flush your money down the toilet I have never went to massage parlour and got asked to put on a condom. Is the US really this cucked?How fucking degrading is it to be so desperate for Sex to have to pay a old asian granny just to give you handjob with a condom on.
Its like even golddigging noodle whores will only send their bottom of the barrel 40y/o+ roasties, and even then all you get is a handjob with a condom on.
I mean If that is not a crime against Inceldom perpetuated by society against Incels I dont what is TBH. Legalize prostitution now so you can drive down the prices of these overinflated whores
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If the whore doesn't have small pox or leprosy what could you possibly catch from a handjob? Lol
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Not saying you in particular, but I do know it happens.
Although personally I feel that paying for a Handjob is kinda.. Weak, but if thats what gets you off then power to you.
Id only pay for a certain tier whore and a certain tier of sex, personally I think Id rather remain celibate rather than pay for just a handjob. If Im paying for it, sex has gotta be on the table, and she better have at least a tight body and 5-6+/10 face
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Compared to wearing a condom that kills my bonor whilst also feeling nothing with an overpriced whore that looks nothing like her pictures its pretty decent.
Its also much cheaper tbh a handjob would be like 25-30 quid
Different strokes i guess
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Maybe youre right, I just wouldnt do it on principle personally, because it just feels so degrading knowing what chad gets for free, and I have to pay for something so vanilla like a handjob.
A handjob is like the most vanilla form of sex I can think of. Im not disparaging you at all, I respect what you are saying, but having to pay for a handjob by a 40+ year old asian roastie with 3 kids... Compared to chad doing A2M with 2 prime aged female groupie anal sluts for free because they want to join his harem.
That is just Unacceptable to Me.
But once you are sex starved to a certain point you just do what you gotta do so I mean no disrespect whatsoever
How do you know which ones are regular massage joints or happy ending ones
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