Blackpill Mark Zuckerberg is 5"7

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And he married an Asian female, jbw.
 
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Just be a statusmaxxed millionaire theory
 
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He is also a robot.
 
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Same height as him, seeing him use that huge cushion so he didn't look like a midget at that congress thing was ragefuel :feelsree:
 
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His wife is a 3/10 ugly noodlewhore.

Just shows that being rich and white is pointless.

All that matter is face, height, frame. All his billions have done nothing for him.

And yet penniless dark-skinned thugs drown in Stacy pussy.
 
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UndercovrNormie said:
Same height as him, seeing him use that huge cushion so he didn't look like a midget at that congress thing was ragefuel :feelsree:
Kek. The people there offered the seat to him and he probably thought nothing of it when he accepted: https://nypost.com/2018/04/10/mark-zuckerberg-used-a-booster-seat-to-testify-before-congress/amp/

The real ragefuel is how the internet turned sitting on a cushion into a viral story (but remember, us incels exaggerate how much people care about height /s).
 
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He also has moobs and the sex appeal of a sponge.
 
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given his statues and wealth. he got fucked hard
 
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MayorOfKekville said:
His wife is a 3/10 ugly noodlewhore.

Just shows that being rich and white is pointless.

All that matter is face, height, frame. All his billions have done nothing for him.

And yet penniless dark-skinned thugs drown in Stacy pussy.
He met his wife before he was famous /rich and Mark has a fetish for Chinese women
 
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I think for every 10 million or so you have it adds an inch to your height.....err I mean personality in the eyes of women.
 
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Face is everything. Seriously it is where you are now.
 
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he has money and INSAaNEe status, no prob for him at all
 
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he is essentially the devil and I hope he burns in hell. An entire generation of men is getting fucked over because of this guy.
 
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Getlooksordie said:
he is essentially the devil and I hope he burns in hell. An entire generation of men is getting fucked over because of this guy.
the inventor of social media yes
 
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And so what? He has tons of money, at least. Average midget has nothing.
 
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And his proportions makes him come across as even shorter than that. It would be completely over if it weren't for his status.
 
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Evildoer said:
And so what? He has tons of money, at least. Average midget has nothing.
obvious
 
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Nature was kind when his wife had three miscarriages. If one was a son he'd get no great look stats. Sure the money would get him laid.
But Zucks daugthers are going to have all the Chad cock they want and there will be happy Chads divorcing those girls and will live like kings afterwards.
If faith is kind those little Zuckerbergs dies of cocaine addiction in their teens. :D
 
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Getlooksordie said:
he is essentially the devil and I hope he burns in hell. An entire generation of men is getting fucked over because of this guy.
:feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:
 
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MayorOfKekville said:
His wife is a 3/10 ugly noodlewhore.

Just shows that being rich and white is pointless.

All that matter is face, height, frame. All his billions have done nothing for him.

And yet penniless dark-skinned thugs drown in Stacy pussy.
LowIQ as usual.

You need to be EXTREMELY DUMB if you really think that Zucc cannot fuck top tier staceys, seriously. No question.
 
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KilluminoidBR said:
LowIQ as usual.

You need to be EXTREMELY DUMB if you really think that Zucc cannot fuck top tier staceys, seriously. No question.
they´d fuck him, but they wouldn´t respect him or give him real affection and they are guaranteed to cheat on him. He knows this that´s why he is dating an ugly noodlewhore.

What the retard doesn´t know is that thanks to his social media shit she has unlimited value in the dating market and still likely cheats on him with chad.

He is so low T though that he probably wants to be cucked though.
 
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Getlooksordie said:
they´d fuck him, but they wouldn´t respect him or give him real affection and they are guaranteed to cheat on him. He knows this that´s why he is dating an ugly noodlewhore.

What the retard doesn´t know is that thanks to his social media shit she has unlimited value in the dating market and still likely cheats on him with chad.

He is so low T though that he probably wants to be cucked though.
OFC if he enters in a LTR with a 8/10 stacy she will cheat on him.

What i mean is that he is able to SLAY them. Not get in LTR with them.
 
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KilluminoidBR said:
OFC if he enters in a LTR with a 8/10 stacy she will cheat on him.

What i mean is that he is able to SLAY them. Not get in LTR with them.
so could we if we spent money on a high end escort. It would be the exact same thing for him.
 
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tehgymcel420 said:
And he married an Asian female, jbw.
Just be Billionaire
 
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he's kinda cute tbh no homo
 
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i'm even shorter
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