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NSFW Mario is such a cuck and a simp

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Imagine continuously saving a princess that keeps getting dicked down by a giant “evil” turtle jfl. Could never be me.


 
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yea and so is rama from the ramayana

they are both ubercucks
 
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of course she wants the tall evil LIZARD instead of the nice and courageous small HUMAN
 
Mario is a kikecel he only cares about the coins he knows he can't get pussy from pricess peach but thats his excuse he uses to go on an adventure for (((coins)))
 
Especially in Odyssey. Bowser kidnaps her, Mario goes trough hell to save her. In the last stage Mario has to rely on Bowser size and height to succeed. Then she equally friendzone them. Gigacucked.
 
Mario is a kikecel he only cares about the coins he knows he can't get pussy from pricess peach but thats his excuse he uses to go on an adventure for (((coins)))
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yea and so is rama from the ramayana

they are both ubercucks
lol hinducels on sui watch :lul:

i never got that though, since krishna was a chad and had multiple partners yet beta in ram form.
 
True im removing my avi right now
 
Especially in Odyssey. Bowser kidnaps her, Mario goes trough hell to save her. In the last stage Mario has to rely on Bowser size and height to succeed. Then she equally friendzone them. Gigacucked.
Bluepill programming tbhtbh
 
of course she wants the tall evil LIZARD instead of the nice and courageous small HUMAN
Where do all the coins go after Mario collected them? It goes to peach. Mario is a betabux jfl
 
yea and so is rama from the ramayana

they are both ubercucks
Hindu mindsets in general are kind of cucked especially with shit like karma and reincarnation fear porn etc. They got conquered by Muslims and could barely do anything about it.
 
Mario fucked bowsette though.
 
Mario can increase his height with mushrooms. Wario is the real incel
 

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