SuicideFuel Manlets, baldcels, beware!

[TheRealChincel]

He was a famous and rich tennis champion, didn't matter because he was short and balding.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ingers-Joey-destroyed-tennis-trophy-rage.html

Andre Agassi saw his gf Brooke Shields merely licking the fingers of a Chad on a TV show and went into a . Smashed his trophies and at his wedding, he had to wear platform shoes to not be dwarfed by her. She realized that she could still play the field and wanted out so it didn't last long. Andre ended up with the harsh-looking Steffi Graf who'd shot him down years earlier. JFL.

 

[Mainländer]

Short AND balding? Not even a great face can withstand such two-front war.

 

[maynarde]

Actually Steffi graf is lovely

Andre is about 5.9
Actually Steffi graf is lovely

Andre is about 5.9

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I remember reading this in his book. Not long after, he started using crystal meth. Long story short, Brooke thought she could make Andre into a hollywood cuck husband. But he had no interest being apart of such a fake crowd. She didn't give a shit about his tennis career either.