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Overlord
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Last weekend I went to a kegger and I got plastered out of my mind cuz they had unlimited beer so I got super wasted. By the end of the night I didn’t know wtf was going on. When I got home I realized I lost my phone and wallet. There is no way to get them back.
Today I got a new phone and when I log in snap I see these roasties freaking out.
I kinda messed up because 2 days ago I logged in on my friends phone and told them I lost my phone so they kinda expected me to be gone but if I didn’t tell them and straight up ghosted them their reactions would be 10 times stronger and they’d probably have panic attacks.
Nonetheless it’s another brutal black pill. Irl me could literally die right now and nobody will notice for months and no girl will miss me, meanwhile chad gets spammed by all these roasties when he disappears for 2-3 days even after giving a warning.
Jfl it never began