Blackpill Luigi is Mario's tallcel brother

[FidelCashflow]

If you ever compared the two you would notice something striking, sure Luigi is taller than Mario, but he has no chin and jawline:

For all intents and purposes, Luigi is Mario's tallcel brother. And the plot of the Mario games supports this claim too.
Since the very beginning of the series Mario had an aryan blue eyed stacy love interest:

Luigi on the other hand didnt recieve a love interest until much later in the franchise, and his love interest was a plain looking Becky. The only reason he got a love interest in the first place is because the game designers probably realised they couldnt have their mascots brother be an incel so they forced a Becky npc to be his love interest:

It would seem that Luigi is our only mainstream incel video game character

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Peach is still taller than Mario. Bluepilled af in that regard if you ask me.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Peach is still taller than Mario. Bluepilled af in that regard if you ask me.

That's why she wanted ogremaxxed bowsers momstrous dick

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Daisy is better than peach tbh.

Always liked her more

 

[radishman]

Mario is her beta simp.

 

[Deleted member 14805]

Daisy heightmogs Luigi, but Peach heightmogs Mario so there's that. Realistically speaking though the Mario Bros. would be incel IRL especially in 2020.

 

[Atavistic Autist]

Bowser is the psychopathic Chad who fucks Peach every night, Mario is the betabuxx, and Luigi is the incel.

 

[zangano1]

Wario is the chaddest of them

 

[RedKings]

Mario dishes his brother and steals his hoes

 

[FidelCashflow]

Peach is still taller than Mario. Bluepilled af in that regard if you ask me.

That's why Mario takes those red mushrooms (aka HGH) to make himself taller:

 

[thebuddhacel]

Wtf

 

[FidelCashflow]

Daisy is better than peach tbh.

Always liked her more

You only say that because you view daisy as more obtainable since shes a Becky, but if you where looking at this objectively you would come to the conclusion that peach is better.

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

The real blackpill about Mario is that it's a game full of white people made by ricecels so little ricelets can imagine they're white instead of ugly japs.

 

[FidelCashflow]

Wario is the chaddest of them

Waluigi is definitely the chadiest of the franchise. He jaw moggs everyone else to oblivion

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

You only say that because you view daisy as more obtainable since shes a Becky, but if you where looking at this objectively you would come to the conclusion that peach is better.

Gonna have to go with no.

 

[JestER]

Mario is her beta simp.

 

[Deleted member 14805]

Waluigi is definitely the chadiest of the franchise. He jaw moggs everyone else to oblivion

Wario has Captain Syrup, Mario Has Peach, Luigi has Daisy, Waluigi has no one.

 

[Yerberito]

Never think about those characters

 

[Personalityinkwell]

What is the hierarachy? In my opinion it's Waluigi>Mario>Luigi>Wario

 

[ihaveno1]

Daisy is better than peach tbh.

Always liked her more

Same

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Wario has Captain Syrup, Mario Has Peach, Luigi has Daisy, Waluigi has no one.

Waluigi is cucking the other niggers, he's the playboy who won't commit

 

[FidelCashflow]

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What is the hierarachy? In my opinion it's Waluigi>Mario>Luigi>Wario

Damn I just realised Mario is a gymcel bloatlord

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Waluigi is definitely the chadiest of the franchise. He jaw moggs everyone else to oblivion