Lost my Virginity Last Week

[LeagueEuW]

Doctor put 2 fingers inside my ass. Turns out I have anal fissure.
Guess I've ascended now. So long plebs.

Any other anal fissurecels here BTW? Shits painfull af.

 

[QuantumDummy]

It doesn't count unless he sticks three up there.

 

[eurocel]

actually yes, everytime i have to shit i feel a tear in my anus.

 

[LeagueEuW]

It doesn't count unless he sticks three up there.

Lies and slander

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actually yes, everytime i have to shit i feel a tear in my anus.

Go get that fixed my dude. Shitting is one of the few pleasures an incel can enjoy.

 

[nausea]

hemorroidcel here

 

[eurocel]

Lies and slander

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Go get that fixed my dude. Shitting is one of the few pleasures an incel can enjoy.

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Don't you have the same problem?

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hemorroidcel here

For real, try rutin tablets if it's available in your country. It helped me get rid of my hemorroids in like 2-3 days.

 

[jagged0]

Doctor put 2 fingers inside my ass. Turns out I have anal fissure.
Guess I've ascended now. So long plebs.

Any other anal fissurecels here BTW? Shits painfull af.

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaBuN3ppIE0[/video]

 

[Deleted member 1983]

lmao. So your going gay op? XD

 

[saddupbro]

Does this count: 

[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/7FOwQeiYd0U[/video]

 

[LeagueEuW]

Don't you have the same problem?

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For real, try rutin tablets if it's available in your country. It helped me get rid of my hemorroids in like 2-3 days.

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Yeah, but I've gotten the prescription cream that treats them(rectogesic). 90% of all fissures will heal after one 1-2 months of muscle relaxation cream. The remaining have to be treated with botox injection surgery.

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lmao. So your going gay op? XD

Are you assuming the doctor's gender? 
You misogynistic fuck.

It was a he, but don't care - had sex.

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hemorroidcel here

I got one of those too, lmao. The LDAR lifestyle comes with a price.

 

[nausea]

I got one of those too, lmao. The LDAR lifestyle come with a prize

nah !