Story Lost my hand-holding virginity today

[Gorogorogoro-chan]

inb4 "FAKECEL", ITS WORK RELATED

I just started working as a hiking guide, there are spots where I have to help people climb, ofc I also helped foids.

Holding hands with a foid is so great, even if it's for 2-3 seconds only. I held some german stacy's hand, I immediately got a half chub. It is magical.

 

[Adolf Kitler]

ok

 

[hopeless_cel]

Larping nigger

 

[Monke]

You're the truest cel here!

 

[Chang.Beijing]

good for you. I only lost the hugless h because I hugged a girl in seventh grads, maybe the handholdless one too because we might’ve held hands in a circle during pe

 

[KING NOTHING]

 

[Sloth Vs Koala]

 

[Starfish Vs Koala]

chads me

 

[KING NOTHING]

Doesn't count TBH as the intention isn't intimacy. Anyone can shake hands with a foid.

 

[xkcdCleftcel]

hiking guides me

 

[Gorogorogoro-chan]

This job is the only way for me to unironically "touch a woman"

 

[slashER]

Only way you will ever get to even collide your atoms with a giga stacy. Over for hikingcels

 

[Gorogorogoro-chan]

Doesn't count TBH as the intention isn't intimacy. Anyone can shake hands with a foid.

 

[Gorogorogoro-chan]

Only way you will ever get to even collide your atoms with a giga stacy. Over for hikingcels

I just commented that

 

[supersoldier]

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Chads.is

 

[RealSchizo]

inb4 "FAKECEL", ITS WORK RELATED

I just started working as a hiking guide, there are spots where I have to help people climb, ofc I also helped foids.

Holding hands with a foid is so great, even if it's for 2-3 seconds only. I held some german stacy's hand, I immediately got a half chub. It is magical.

humble brag also if you were a genuine sub5 no one would have hired you in the first place.

 

[Karakol96]

How did you not end up

ing them

 

[RealSchizo]

Chads.is

 

[Gorogorogoro-chan]

humble brag also if you were a genuine sub5 no one would have hired you in the first place.

So all sub5s are neets? ok

 

[RealSchizo]

So all sub5s are neets? ok

nigga no one hires a sub5 man to help you climb especially. Most sub5s work in the fast food industry or cashiers, factory workers. If you were truly hideous as you claim to be they wouldn't have hired you.

 

[SandNiggerKANG]

From KHHV to KHV

 

[comradespiderman29]

Fakecel. I haven't been in a room with a foid

 

[gymcellragefuel]

Remember that she uses that hand to clean out chads cum daily

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Doesn't count TBH as the intention isn't intimacy. Anyone can shake hands with a foid.

This

 

[Gorogorogoro-chan]

nigga no one hires a sub5 man to help you climb especially. Most sub5s work in the fast food industry or cashiers, factory workers. If you were truly hideous as you claim to be they wouldn't have hired you.

Well they hire fatcels too here so idk

 

[Gorogorogoro-chan]

From KHHV to KHV

Indeed.

 

[slashER]

nigga no one hires a sub5 man to help you climb especially. Most sub5s work in the fast food industry or cashiers, factory workers. If you were truly hideous as you claim to be they wouldn't have hired you.

It depends on where you live, in my country judging someone by appearances is discrimination according to the law and can be taken to court by the victim. Companies can't afford to take that risk.

 

[Gorogorogoro-chan]

Remember that she uses that hand to clean out chads cum daily

Day ruined

 

[slavcel11]

Doesn't count TBH as the intention isn't intimacy. Anyone can shake hands with a foid.

true but somehow i still envy him

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[NT_huntER]

inb4 "FAKECEL", ITS WORK RELATED

I just started working as a hiking guide, there are spots where I have to help people climb, ofc I also helped foids.

Holding hands with a foid is so great, even if it's for 2-3 seconds only. I held some german stacy's hand, I immediately got a half chub. It is magical.

How did you get this job?

 

[Gorogorogoro-chan]

How did you get this job?

My colleague pulled some strings

 

[Chang.Beijing]

good for you. I only lost the hugless h because I hugged a girl in seventh grads, maybe the handholdless one too because we might’ve held hands in a circle during pe

 

[Biowaste Removal]

Larping nigger

 

[Biowaste Removal]

Proof fag

 

[gymcellragefuel]

Day ruined

Brutal

 

[Gorogorogoro-chan]

Proof fag

Sure let me go back in time and bring a camera with me

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

We need this job but for sex

 

[KetamineAddictYoda]

Chads.is

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

meh does that count

most people have held hands with foids at some point in kindergarten or school, but they don't count that bc it's not romantic in nature

and also it's quite dull, it's just a hand

 

[cunnylover69]

I would never wash my hands again if that happened

 

[NeverGetUp]

Holding hands with a foid is so great,

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Remember that she uses that hand to clean out chads cum daily

exactly it is disgusting

you should wash your hands and pray to jesus that he will cleanse you of the stain of her fornication

 

[Gorogorogoro-chan]

exactly it is disgusting

you should wash your hands and pray to jesus that he will cleanse you of the stain of her fornication

I will do that now

 

[copemaxx9002]

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

I will do that now

based I am sure jesus will be forgiving he has quite a reputation for it

 

[Sinbad Gehenna]

Sugoi ne! When is the deadline when you'd finally lose your virginity?

 

[Liu KANG]

inb4 "FAKECEL", ITS WORK RELATED

I just started working as a hiking guide, there are spots where I have to help people climb, ofc I also helped foids.

Holding hands with a foid is so great, even if it's for 2-3 seconds only. I held some german stacy's hand, I immediately got a half chub. It is magical.

Okay chad. That’s enough .is for you today

 

[Gorogorogoro-chan]

Sugoi ne! When is the deadline when you'd finally lose your virginity?

never