Lol. Attributes of the "creepy uncle" that foids usually identify

[Bedford Stye]

It's bullshit, and a stereotype, but it's always this.

1. Single at 30. (Even if his option was a water buffalo).

2. Combover . Really a flamboyant swirl of unwashed curly mop with a white scalp.

3. Was "fired" supposedly for making sexual remarks. This is always a rumor,

4. Moved back in with parents, and his "light is on " all night.

5. Obsessed with a weird hobby, supposedly. If it was Chad, it would be an "interesting self development" project

Others?.???

 

[PersonalitySEAMAX]

I'm basically this already. It's over

 

[JohnDoe]

Was "fired" supposedly for making sexual remarks. This is always a rumor,

I'm basically this already. It's over

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

It's bullshit, and a stereotype, but it's always this.

1. Single at 30. (Even if his option was a water buffalo).

4. lives with with parents, and his "light is on " all night.

5. Obsessed with a weird hobby, supposedly. If it was Chad, it would be an "interesting self development" project

Guess I'm the creepy uncle to my cousins kids.

Doesn't drive
Is never seen with a girl or any other friends
Uses his computer a lot
Little to no social media presence
Talks about shit that happened over a decade ago like it's still fresh in people's minds
Autistic
Odd walk
Old phone

 

[Bedford Stye]

Guess I'm the creepy uncle to my cousins kids.

Doesn't drive
Is never seen with a girl or any other friends
Uses his computer a lot
Little to no social media presence
Talks about shit that happened over a decade ago like it's still fresh in people's minds
Autistic
Odd walk
Old phone

Lol. Yep.

Also "has a strange smell"

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

I'm basically this

 

[ForevrAlone]

I'm basically this already. It's over

 

[Enemy of Humanity]

It's bullshit, and a stereotype, but it's always this.

1. Single at 30. (Even if his option was a water buffalo).

2. Combover . Really a flamboyant swirl of unwashed curly mop with a white scalp.

3. Was "fired" supposedly for making sexual remarks. This is always a rumor,

4. Moved back in with parents, and his "light is on " all night.

5. Obsessed with a weird hobby, supposedly. If it was Chad, it would be an "interesting self development" project

Others?.???

The obsessed with weird hobby thing is so true. Like if you are a Chad you can be a massive weirdo and it’s okay but if you are fucking ugly you are never allowed to truly be yourself or express yourself without being “weird”.

 

[war_with_myself]

wears glasses
uses linux

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Lol. Yep.

Also "has a strange smell"

 

[Bedford Stye]

The obsessed with weird hobby thing is so true. Like if you are a Chad you can be a massive weirdo and it’s okay but if you are fucking ugly you are never allowed to truly be yourself or express yourself without being “weird”.

Lol. Yup.

And the "hobby" involves other freaks, with an obsession that takes them to odd destinations.

"He's in east Lincoln Nebraska this weekend"