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Story Local normies lied to me about the local football team being active so that i wouldnt join

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I practiced football as a kid on and off. (5yo- 10yo)

When i was 15 a lot of my normie friends(ex) were into football so i wanted to join in again

I began to dm local normscum "do you train here bro how do i sign up"
They all didnt open my message or left me on seen. Or simply said some shit to make me go away.

I finally rejoined when i was mid 15 for a short period bc i lost weight and i wanted to have a hobby again, the next day the manager resigned and i didnt want to travel 10km every day to another city to practice.

There wasnt a junior team for at least a couple months to my knowledge.

When i was in my late 16s, i peeked on a normies phone and saw a whatsapp gc "junior team"
I didnt confront him idk why
I knew something was up

Today i found out the team is up and running since i was early 16, and no one told me that despite me asking numerous times.

They deserve to die in gta.
 
Football is a kike sport to entertain the masses anyways and encourages ethnics to be with whites
 
Also behead all normies that were mean to me
Hail allah hitler and satan
In gta v rp
 
I hope they get drunk and die in a car crash i piss on their graves fucking scum i hope their kids have down syndrome. Always making fun of me and sub 5s and bullying them and smacking them. Piss and shit on their graves, when theyre 30 and have kids throw the nigger normie kids in the river and let them all drown burn their house with molotov while theyre all inside and if anyone tries to get out shoot them with crossbow

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