I work at a food chain that's specific to this country (cant say what it is bcuz that would reveal my location). so it's just me and 2 other guys there because it's not really busy during the daytime, i'm at the register when a group of 3 stacey's walks in with a 6'1" nw0 7/10 face white chad. I saw them pull up in a fucking 50k Mercedes and i was overwhelmed with jealousy. The chad struts up the counter all confident and shit and makes his order and doesn't even say thanks or hi. This is what prompted me to carry out my revenge. i told them it would be 10-15 minutes and they sat down at the far side of the restaurant as far away from me as possible lmao. the girls didn't even look at me once. I went to the back of the kitchen to start making their order, the other employee was cleaning the bathrooms and the guy in the kitchen took over the register (he's new and slow af at preparing food). it was too good an opportunity to pass, when i'm done preparing their order i fucking kid you not i stick a finger in my sweaty unwashed asshole and swirl it around then stick it in their drinks, i made sure there was visible fecal matter on my finger before i dunked it in their milkshakes. afterwards i sucked up a huge glob of mucusy spit and smeared it on their food before i placed the toppings on. i finished up their order and thought maybe i went too far, but when i handed it to them they didn't say a fucking word to me and i had no regret's. The best part? 12 hours later i start coming down with the flu, i vomited fucking buckets this morning lmao. Hope this serves as a lesson.
