list of surgeries i need to resemble a human being

[LGBTKoala]

- bimax for my recessed mandible and lf1 area
- genio to get chin projection
- implants in the malar region with lateral and anterior cheekbones projection to fix flat and receded midface
- infras for giga brutal under eye support
- some eye surgery to fix brutal asf levels of uee
all of this would ascend me to ltn with uncanny falio
and - LL bc im a 5'7 dwarf

 

[xmiserablesoul]

you already made this thread bro

 

[LGBTKoala]

you already made this thread bro

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[Supreme Kanga]

and - LL bc im a 5'7 dwarf

Nigga shrunk 2 inches

 

[xmiserablesoul]

what is under eye support

 

[LGBTKoala]

@Dneum912 beyond over if you have to spend 300000 to resemble a human being

 

[LGBTKoala]

what is under eye support

ive got shit and receded maxilla bc of which my eyes pop out and i have got perpetual dark circles

 

[Chang.Beijing]

- bimax for my recessed mandible and lf1 area
- genio to get chin projection
- implants in the malar region with lateral and anterior cheekbones projection to fix flat and receded midface
- infras for giga brutal under eye support
- some eye surgery to fix brutal asf levels of uee
all of this would ascend me to ltn with uncanny falio
and - LL bc im a 5'7 dwarf

Arent u 5’9?

 

[LGBTKoala]

Arent u 5’9?

5'8 i larp as 5'9

 

[xmiserablesoul]

5'8 i larp as 5'9

what are you in cm

 

[LGBTKoala]

Arent u 5’9?

got called out for saying im 5'9 irl im prolly 5'7.5-5'8

 

[LGBTKoala]

what are you in cm

170

 

[Chang.Beijing]

170

Thats 5’7 barely

 

[xmiserablesoul]

Thats 5’7 barely

1 cm away from 5'7

 

[LGBTKoala]

1 cm away from 5'7

over for me

 

[LGBTKoala]

170

over for me

im 5'7 tbh probably 171cms ill have to measure

 

[Chang.Beijing]

1 cm away from 5'7

BRUTAL

 

[Friezacel]

I wish i had the money to get all the surgeries i need

 

[coping_manlet]

Sounds like rape is just the easier option

 

[LGBTKoala]

Sounds like rape is just the easier option

rape and then rope

 

[NoNiggerNovember]

Sounds like rape is just the easier option

 

[Morphine . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁]

got called out for saying im 5'9 irl im prolly 5'7.5-5'8

Just measure it. Stand by a wall and make a mark on it at the top of your scalp with a pencil. Then just measure the mark from the ground with a measuring tape

 

[LGBTKoala]

Just measure it. Stand by a wall and make a mark on it at the top of your scalp with a pencil. Then just measure the mark from the ground with a measuring tape

dont have a tape

 

[coping_manlet]

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I mean honestly, even if you face legal consequences. It’s all probably less of a hassle than getting several invasive surgeries

 

[Morphine . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁]

dont have a tape

There must be somewhere in your house, ask the parents

 

[Dneum912]

@Dneum912 beyond over if you have to spend 300000 to resemble a human being

Yeah

 

[Dneum912]

You’re a Chad trolling me

 

[LGBTKoala]

You’re a Chad trolling me

im a trucel willing to prove it to you

 

[Dneum912]

im a trucel willing to prove it to you

Dm face

 

[nvrbegan]

- bimax for my recessed mandible and lf1 area
- genio to get chin projection
- implants in the malar region with lateral and anterior cheekbones projection to fix flat and receded midface
- infras for giga brutal under eye support
- some eye surgery to fix brutal asf levels of uee
all of this would ascend me to ltn with uncanny falio
and - LL bc im a 5'7 dwarf

The only surgery I need is a shotgun in my mouth
But mogs me for not needing hair transplants or eyesight correction

 

[LGBTKoala]

The only surgery I need is a shotgun in my mouth
But mogs me for not needing hair transplants or eyesight correction

im not getting any of this shit either jfl im shooting myself too

 

[nvrbegan]

im not getting any of this shit either jfl im shooting myself too

I don't have access to guns
I'd probably cut open my arteries with a power tool and then jump from an inflatable boat into the water with weights attached

But I'm a big time loser so I'm not sure I can do that irl

 

[LGBTKoala]

I don't have access to guns
I'd probably cut open my arteries with a power tool and then jump from an inflatable boat into the water with weights attached

But I'm a big time loser so I'm not sure I can do that irl

cutting never works just hang yourself or try oding on fentanyl

 

[nvrbegan]

cutting never works just hang yourself or try oding on fentanyl

I'd cut, jump(suffocate) and if I can get my hands on drugs I'll also overdose just before cutting and jumping

 

[MassEffectKoala]

i am 164cm and ugly no surgery can save me sadly i rot

 

[LGBTKoala]

i am 164cm and ugly no surgery can save me sadly i rot

same im rotting till rope

 

[MassEffectKoala]

same im rotting till rope

Based!

 

[LGBTKoala]

Based!

thanks man