They did a roast for Linus Tech tips, His noodle wife made plenty of jokes about him being short, his small frame, looking feminine and dropping massive black pills. Linus is 5'5 by the way.
33:29 "I have 3 kids, but I used to tell people I have 4 kids because Linus is a late bloomer"
34:20 "He spikes his hair to look taller"
34:42 "But it wasn't the financial dependency or lack of prospects that worried my mom, she pulled me aside and said "Honey he's really short". (Reference is When Linus and his wife met, Linus wasn't famous or rich at this point, he was a college student that was failing)
35:55 "Sorry Dennis ugly isn't really my type" she makes fun of Linus asian friend
36:50 "Linus, men like you don't pay with sex, they pay for sex"
39:48 "I haven't been with many other people, actually any other people except Linus, and thats for the best because I might actually be more disappointed.... because I have fingers"
40:09 "During summer nights, Linus gets so sweaty that he soaks the whole bed, and it's the only time he makes me wet"
People like to say roasting are just jokes, but in my opinion, sometimes roasting just seems like a way to tell the truth under the disguise of "it's just a joke bro." What's ironic is when it's Linus turn to roast his friends and wife, he claps back at his wife and makes fun of her tits, and makes fun of her for being short as well, but everyone gasps, like it's somehow way more fucked up to make fun of her for her boobs and height then her making fun of him for his height. And in some parts it was awkwardly quiet.
1:28:36 "Lots of people say my wife married me so she can spend my money, but come on guys, you gotta think critically, that's obviously not true because if it was, the first thing she would have bought is a pair of breast"
1:28:59 "honestly, if I wore as much padding as you, what an innovation I could just..." then he starts using his chest like a phone stand to further drive home the point.
1:29:14 "We were actually shopping the other week, it was adorable, she's all excited, she finally found something that fits her, and I go "Honey, you know the isle for adult women is over there." and again the crowd got silent and was afraid to laugh
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AQFQMeOAig&ab_channel=LinusTechTips
33:29 "I have 3 kids, but I used to tell people I have 4 kids because Linus is a late bloomer"
34:20 "He spikes his hair to look taller"
34:42 "But it wasn't the financial dependency or lack of prospects that worried my mom, she pulled me aside and said "Honey he's really short". (Reference is When Linus and his wife met, Linus wasn't famous or rich at this point, he was a college student that was failing)
35:55 "Sorry Dennis ugly isn't really my type" she makes fun of Linus asian friend
36:50 "Linus, men like you don't pay with sex, they pay for sex"
39:48 "I haven't been with many other people, actually any other people except Linus, and thats for the best because I might actually be more disappointed.... because I have fingers"
40:09 "During summer nights, Linus gets so sweaty that he soaks the whole bed, and it's the only time he makes me wet"
People like to say roasting are just jokes, but in my opinion, sometimes roasting just seems like a way to tell the truth under the disguise of "it's just a joke bro." What's ironic is when it's Linus turn to roast his friends and wife, he claps back at his wife and makes fun of her tits, and makes fun of her for being short as well, but everyone gasps, like it's somehow way more fucked up to make fun of her for her boobs and height then her making fun of him for his height. And in some parts it was awkwardly quiet.
1:28:36 "Lots of people say my wife married me so she can spend my money, but come on guys, you gotta think critically, that's obviously not true because if it was, the first thing she would have bought is a pair of breast"
1:28:59 "honestly, if I wore as much padding as you, what an innovation I could just..." then he starts using his chest like a phone stand to further drive home the point.
1:29:14 "We were actually shopping the other week, it was adorable, she's all excited, she finally found something that fits her, and I go "Honey, you know the isle for adult women is over there." and again the crowd got silent and was afraid to laugh
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AQFQMeOAig&ab_channel=LinusTechTips
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