[LifeFuel] Just be hacker theory

[incelgration]

So writing malware and exploits can get you rich ( 0-day can be sold on black market for 25k$-50k$ each). For 2-4 exploits you earn more than average programmer in year, you do not support this rotten society as you don't pay taxes and you make Stacy's life more miserable. It is also much more fun than regular programming job. Oh and with such skills you can hack Stacy and Chad computer and post their naked photos online.
Only downside is when you get caught you can go to prison.

 

[Mainländer]

That's like the perfect job for an incel, but I'm not willing to take the risk. I don't even jerk off to JB porn, I just jerk to legal teens who look younger.

Being arrested for internet shit would be too revolting.

 

[Ascend2Chadpreet]

finding 0days aren't as easy as you think buddy but true, any dedicated shut in stay at home in LDARing incel can make good money online, even more than the average if they weren't so lazy and at least have a decent IQ.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Usually hackers who pulled things like this are always get caught. Some are lucky i don't say but 1 mistake and you spent many years in prison. And prison is not ''incel friendly''. But you can at least pull a few pranks or fuck with annoying chads or stacy's for fun, but never overdo it.

 

[Uglyman]

When do you get laid in this?

 

[everythingislava]

1: edgy af, great job OP
2: just be a hacker means that you're doing illegal shit while simultaneously not thugmaxxing and still being an ugly fuck without social skills who has to escortcell to cope.

 

[incelgration]

1: edgy af, great job OP

Thanks, I feel pretty edgy recently. As I am working in IT security (but on legal aka good side) it is my dark fantasy.

2: just be a hacker means that you're doing illegal shit while simultaneously not thugmaxxing and still being an ugly fuck without social skills who has to escortcell to cope.

That's a drawback but at least you get money for copes like drugs, and you have grim satisfaction for making world worse.

 

[Deleted member 6101]

Becoming a good "hacker" basically takes a decade of varous skills development- even though I'm in the IT circles, I've only seen a single proper black hat, with the rest being skript kiddies that aircrack and write various shit-tier maware to fuck with specific people. And if you fuck up, you will be caught. I know a script kiddie that got 1 year probation and wrecked his employment prospects for stealing facebook passwords.
As for finding zero-days, you'd have very serious competition with better connections and abilities than you. Do you even know where or to whom you "sell" those zero-days? If no, you're already out. Bug testing and the speed of patch releases also isn't what it used to be so your window getting ever smaller.

 

[Unwanted]

You forgot to mention that you must have Einstein-level IQ to succeed in that industry.

 

[lastchancel]

decent IQ.

well, there goes that plan

When do you get laid in this?

 

[shoji]

I can program and reverse engineer programs, but I'll never be good at it because my IQ is too low.

 

[Limerencel]

Only downside is when you get caught you can go to prison.

 

[Collegeincel98]

Studying cybersecurity engineering gives me so many options