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Life in a minimum security prison is probably better than on the outside

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I have seen a few minimum security prisons when visiting and they all look almost as good as hotels. Everything is free, they have tv, wifi, pools,games, everything. All males that would probably not care about your defects or try to start anything violent.

A drug offence should get you in there and bam, easy ldar life.
 
I've been thinking the same thing. I'm living like a caged animal anyway.
 
I dont want a criminal record tho
 
i want my freedom man
 
i don't think they have wifi. maybe in the library with restricted times, or if they sneak a cellphone in.
 
i highly doubt you can fap 15 times a day to your porn while being in prison
 
the ones here are pretty shit
>mfw the rope is the only cope
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There are no mares in jail.
 
yea sometimes i wouldnt mind going to a prison cause it would be better than my current lifestyle ldaring in parents house.
 
Prisons in Sweden look pretty nice.
 
I have seen a few minimum security prisons when visiting and they all look almost as good as hotels. Everything is free, they have tv, wifi, pools,games, everything. All males that would probably not care about your defects or try to start anything violent.

A drug offence should get you in there and bam, easy ldar life.
In what country? Free Wifi wtf are you in Norway?
 
Not in North America
 
Here in Georgia, they don't seem that great and are still dangerous. So, if you want to risk getting a dick up your ass, then go for it.
 
I don't think these exist in US.

Seriously, I would take Breivik's life in his comfy room for life, right now.
 
I'm guessing you don't live in the US? Norwegian prisons are an incel's dream.
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Just be criminal in scandinavia theory is legit i have a relative that did that he used to steal a lot of shit and get caught they literally had to deport him KEK.
 
I wish I lived in Norway or Sweden so I could live in one of those neet paradises they put criminals in. Breivik has video games and access to the internet.
 
I wish I lived in Norway or Sweden so I could live in one of those neet paradises they put criminals in. Breivik has video games and access to the internet.
He is visiting a college course for free too.
 
Sometimes you can get more out of jail than society at least you don't have to pay for anything and can come out with an education and new skills
 
Lol for what? Is he going to get a job?
LOL he is only sentenced to 21 years for killing 77 people, the maximum sentence in norway. he'd be executed in the US. norway is a paradise

"He enrolled as a full student in the bachelor degree program in political science at the University of Oslo."

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In November 2012, Breivik wrote a 27-page letter of complaint to the prison authorities about the security restrictions he was being held under, claiming that the prison director personally wanted to punish him. Among his complaints were that his cell is not adequately heated and he has to wear three layers of clothing to stay warm, guards interfere with his strictly-planned daily schedule, his cell is poorly decorated and has no view, his reading lamp is inadequate, guards supervise him while he is brushing his teeth and shaving and put indirect mental pressure on him to finish quickly by tapping their feet while waiting, he is "not having candy" and is served cold coffee, and he is strip-searched daily, sometimes by female guards. Authorities only lifted one minor restriction against Breivik; his rubber safety pen, which he described as an "almost indescribable manifestation of sadism," was replaced with an ordinary pen.[147]
In letters to foreign media outlets he told about his demands (in 2013) to prison authorities "including easier communication with the outside world and a PlayStation 3 to replace the current PlayStation 2, because it offers more suitable games"; media reported in 2014 about demands that he would starve himself to death if refused "access to a sofa and a bigger gym"; furthermore he said that "Other inmates have access to adult games while I only have the right to play less interesting kids’ games. One example is "Rayman Revolution", a game aimed at three year-olds," Breivik complained to prison officials."
LOLOLOLbreivik has more rights than me
"As of 2016 he has an electric typewriter and an Xbox(without internet connection) in his cell."
not sure which xbox he has hmm
 
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What the actual fuck that looks like a dorm
It may as well be. Norwegian prisons are setup like one. You get to hangout with all the other felons in a "common room". Get to cook together and shit. The Norwegians really know what's up.
 
It may as well be. Norwegian prisons are setup like one. You get to hangout with all the other felons in a "common room". Get to cook together and shit. The Norwegians really know what's up.
Why is America so shit :feelscry::feelscry::feelscry::feelscry:
 
LOL he is only sentenced to 21 years for killing 77 people, the maximum sentence in norway. he'd be executed in the US. norway is a paradise

"He enrolled as a full student in the bachelor degree program in political science at the University of Oslo."

"
In November 2012, Breivik wrote a 27-page letter of complaint to the prison authorities about the security restrictions he was being held under, claiming that the prison director personally wanted to punish him. Among his complaints were that his cell is not adequately heated and he has to wear three layers of clothing to stay warm, guards interfere with his strictly-planned daily schedule, his cell is poorly decorated and has no view, his reading lamp is inadequate, guards supervise him while he is brushing his teeth and shaving and put indirect mental pressure on him to finish quickly by tapping their feet while waiting, he is "not having candy" and is served cold coffee, and he is strip-searched daily, sometimes by female guards. Authorities only lifted one minor restriction against Breivik; his rubber safety pen, which he described as an "almost indescribable manifestation of sadism," was replaced with an ordinary pen.[147]
In letters to foreign media outlets he told about his demands (in 2013) to prison authorities "including easier communication with the outside world and a PlayStation 3 to replace the current PlayStation 2, because it offers more suitable games"; media reported in 2014 about demands that he would starve himself to death if refused "access to a sofa and a bigger gym"; furthermore he said that "Other inmates have access to adult games while I only have the right to play less interesting kids’ games. One example is "Rayman Revolution", a game aimed at three year-olds," Breivik complained to prison officials."
LOLOLOLbreivik has more rights than me
"As of 2016 he has an electric typewriter and an Xbox(without internet connection) in his cell."
not sure which xbox he has hmm
HOLY SHIT prisons are paradise why would anyone even bother with education. Only downside is that you probalby can't get women in there which isn't relevant to incels.
 
Good few of us may be ending up in there, if wE fail ouR exit plan lol
 
Lol for what? Is he going to get a job?
Nah he is studying politics I think he is even allowed to leave the prison to go to lectures sometimes.:horror:
 
I hear swedish prisons are top notch.
 

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