
My Name Jeff
TRD (Total Redditor Death) Advocate
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wake up
shower
drive to work where you have been passed up on for promotions whilst the 6ft4 new employee just got promoted to be your supervisor
hear all your coworker talk about how "tall" the new guy is and talk about "you are the tallest person i've seen!" "how tall are you?" whilst they talk about you didn't get promoted because you must be stupid
go on lunch break and watch as the tall guy gets his meal paid for by a becky, you pay in full for your meal and are pretty sure the minimum wage workers spit in your food
go home and make dinner alone and watch some video about something meaningless because no foid would ever want to have a serious relationship with you. you go outside for a walk.
you see foids gravitate towards the tall men, whilst they look at you with resentment. you can tell you are the subject of some kind of joke comparing the 6ft5 guy they are gathering around to you. they implying you have a small dick and a toxic napoleonic complex as you walk by.
you bump into a guy whilst trying to keep your head down. he is tall so he speaks to you like you are inferior and a child. he gives you a warning of "watch where you are going little buddy, if you keep bumping into people something could happen to you"
you go home after being the public jester walking around the street for foids to mock and tall men to look at and go "thank god i'm not that guy"
you sleep and load a pistol. not for self defense, but incase you feel like tonight's the night.
shower
drive to work where you have been passed up on for promotions whilst the 6ft4 new employee just got promoted to be your supervisor
hear all your coworker talk about how "tall" the new guy is and talk about "you are the tallest person i've seen!" "how tall are you?" whilst they talk about you didn't get promoted because you must be stupid
go on lunch break and watch as the tall guy gets his meal paid for by a becky, you pay in full for your meal and are pretty sure the minimum wage workers spit in your food
go home and make dinner alone and watch some video about something meaningless because no foid would ever want to have a serious relationship with you. you go outside for a walk.
you see foids gravitate towards the tall men, whilst they look at you with resentment. you can tell you are the subject of some kind of joke comparing the 6ft5 guy they are gathering around to you. they implying you have a small dick and a toxic napoleonic complex as you walk by.
you bump into a guy whilst trying to keep your head down. he is tall so he speaks to you like you are inferior and a child. he gives you a warning of "watch where you are going little buddy, if you keep bumping into people something could happen to you"
you go home after being the public jester walking around the street for foids to mock and tall men to look at and go "thank god i'm not that guy"
you sleep and load a pistol. not for self defense, but incase you feel like tonight's the night.
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