OMG, you guys won’t believe this story that totally debunks everything those incels say about looks! So, I was talking to some friends about this janitor on campus, and it’s just wild. He’s like 4'11" and honestly one of the most deformed people I’ve ever seen. His face is all twisted and lumpy, with gooey mucus constantly oozing from his nose, and his bulging eyes with veins pooping out look like they might pop out of his head. His lips are split and crusty, with pus leaking out whenever he talks.
And his hands? Ugh, they’re just as bad! He has extra fingers that are all webbed together, and his fingernails are long, yellow, and misshapen, like they’re growing in all the wrong directions. I mean, it’s pretty gross! When he mops, it looks like he’s using these weird paddles instead of hands, and there’s always some kind of fluid dripping from them.
Don’t even get me started on his toenails! They’re thick and dark, curling in directions that are just wrong.
And his ears! They’re seriously bizarre, sticking out at awkward angles like they were glued on in a rush. One lobe is huge and swollen while the other is tiny and deformed. It’s honestly hard not to stare at how unusual they are! His neck is practically non-existent, just disappearing into his oddly shaped head. It’s like his neck never formed right, making him look like a turtle, with his head just plopped on top.
His body is completely twisted! His arms are bent at strange angles like the bones grew in the wrong direction. They’re short and stiff, barely able to move in a natural way. His legs? They’re even worse—twisted and bowed out, like he was made to walk on all fours or something. His spine is curved like a question mark, making his whole posture hunched over. It’s like his bones never developed right, pulling and twisting his whole body into this weird shape.
Now, here’s the craziest part—he’s dating the hottest sorority girl on campus! Like, how does she even look at him without gagging? It just shows that personality and confidence matter way more than some superficial standard of beauty. If this guy can pull that off, then what’s their excuse? It’s like, come on, girls! We need to remind each other that it’s not all about looks. It’s proof that you can be totally unique and still find someone amazing!
And his hands? Ugh, they’re just as bad! He has extra fingers that are all webbed together, and his fingernails are long, yellow, and misshapen, like they’re growing in all the wrong directions. I mean, it’s pretty gross! When he mops, it looks like he’s using these weird paddles instead of hands, and there’s always some kind of fluid dripping from them.
Don’t even get me started on his toenails! They’re thick and dark, curling in directions that are just wrong.
And his ears! They’re seriously bizarre, sticking out at awkward angles like they were glued on in a rush. One lobe is huge and swollen while the other is tiny and deformed. It’s honestly hard not to stare at how unusual they are! His neck is practically non-existent, just disappearing into his oddly shaped head. It’s like his neck never formed right, making him look like a turtle, with his head just plopped on top.
His body is completely twisted! His arms are bent at strange angles like the bones grew in the wrong direction. They’re short and stiff, barely able to move in a natural way. His legs? They’re even worse—twisted and bowed out, like he was made to walk on all fours or something. His spine is curved like a question mark, making his whole posture hunched over. It’s like his bones never developed right, pulling and twisting his whole body into this weird shape.
Now, here’s the craziest part—he’s dating the hottest sorority girl on campus! Like, how does she even look at him without gagging? It just shows that personality and confidence matter way more than some superficial standard of beauty. If this guy can pull that off, then what’s their excuse? It’s like, come on, girls! We need to remind each other that it’s not all about looks. It’s proof that you can be totally unique and still find someone amazing!
