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Serious Let me take a hit of reggie before I go in....aite f*k let’s get it man.

ShiiOfTheSPLC

ShiiOfTheSPLC

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This that premium “I’m independent I don’t need a man” type beat. Bathroom smell like Deep fried Hawaiian Humuhumunukunukuapua’a fish and section 8 seasoning. Undies on the ground with white stiff stuff in the middle. Plan b boxes like they some Girl Scout cookie boxes all over the floor. Hissing Madagascar cockroaches that hiss and and dance when you play NBA Youngboy.

Colgate residue on the mirror with trap lord nut marks and DNA that can be found in every 3 inches of the bathroom. How else she gonna pay that rent of that 1 bed room apartment she share with her 7 other home girls who are Instagram models in the trenches of north hollywood. Btches flexing dior and Prada but they pockets got nada.

They all sleeping on deluxe Walmart blow up air mattresses which have seen more bodies than pornstars. Rent been past due for 3 months. The front door got eviction notices like it’s some sort of art. Hot Cheetos bags can be found at every corner of the crib and the giant rats come and eat it and turn into demons cuz when they dookie it hurts cuz how spicy the food is and now there’s rock size red dookies laying all over the ground. 1942 empty bottles all over from them stealing at SoundCloud rappers crib after necking them down just so they can post that they live a lit life on the gram.

All dem ’s got exotic disease. She got that one white little dog that got curly here that hasn’t been showered in 37 months. Pink fury slides on deck. She trappin pics for 75 cents a pop cuz times are rough. She refuses to get a job cuz she think her made out of vvs diamonds. Her requirements of a man is that he 6 feet + making a 7 figure income when she make money from the government.
 
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