Yesterday, I was on the bus on my way to work and a short, chubby lesbian sat on the sit in front of mine. I knew she was a lesbian for the way she dressed. She smelled so bad, like armpit, I barely could stand it. This is not the first time I had to smell a lesbian. When I used the metro during peak hours, there was this lesbian couple, they were standing very close to me and because they were very tall I could smell their hairs. Fuck, I don't know which one smelled the worst. Their hairs smelled literally like shit. I mean, I understand lesbians want to be like men, but who the fuck told them that we smell like garbage?
