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LDAR lifestyle: piss edition

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I'm not disgusting. Just took a shower.
 
You are clearly not confident enough. I can clearly see that from the color of your piss.
 
is dat lem0nade
 
Piss bottles are very unnecessary.
 
Nice to see fellow incels with piss bottles, mine are kinda old as you can tell. Aged piss is great for LDAR.
 
jfl if you don't use you sink as a urinal tbh
@Modus Coperandi could ELAB on why

also

drink more water bro
 
jfl if you don't use you sink as a urinal tbh

Why would I piss in the sink, you ask?

Here is why:

1.) Piss is sterile.

2.) Sinks are unsterile

3.) People spit in their sink every day and occasionally vomit there.

4.) I don’t piss in my friends’ sinks.

5.) I don’t piss in the kitchen sink.

6.) I run the water while I piss.

7.) I never shit in the sink.

8.) I don’t piss in the sink when there is a urinal nearby.

9.) I don’t piss in the tub unless I‘m showering in it.

10.) If I notice that any piss has missed the drain, I wipe it down.

11.) I keep the water running after I finish pissing while washing my hands.
 
Why would I piss in the sink, you ask?

Here is why:

1.) Piss is sterile.

2.) Sinks are unsterile

3.) People spit in their sink every day and occasionally vomit there.

4.) I don’t piss in my friends’ sinks.

5.) I don’t piss in the kitchen sink.

6.) I run the water while I piss.

7.) I never shit in the sink.

8.) I don’t piss in the sink when there is a urinal nearby.

9.) I don’t piss in the tub unless I‘m showering in it.

10.) If I notice that any piss has missed the drain, I wipe it down.

11.) I keep the water running after I finish pissing while washing my hands.

u nasty
 
Why would I piss in the sink, you ask?

Here is why:

1.) Piss is sterile.

2.) Sinks are unsterile

3.) People spit in their sink every day and occasionally vomit there.

4.) I don’t piss in my friends’ sinks.

5.) I don’t piss in the kitchen sink.

6.) I run the water while I piss.

7.) I never shit in the sink.

8.) I don’t piss in the sink when there is a urinal nearby.

9.) I don’t piss in the tub unless I‘m showering in it.

10.) If I notice that any piss has missed the drain, I wipe it down.

11.) I keep the water running after I finish pissing while washing my hands.
Circumference of Jupiter IQ tbh
 
Sitting while peeing isnt good for man because the dick could touch the toilet walls. So instead of standing up and trying to aim your oiss stream at the toilet bowl, it's so much easier to piss in the sink.

another issue many have:

 
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Why would I piss in the sink, you ask?

Here is why:

1.) Piss is sterile.

2.) Sinks are unsterile

3.) People spit in their sink every day and occasionally vomit there.

4.) I don’t piss in my friends’ sinks.

5.) I don’t piss in the kitchen sink.

6.) I run the water while I piss.

7.) I never shit in the sink.

8.) I don’t piss in the sink when there is a urinal nearby.

9.) I don’t piss in the tub unless I‘m showering in it.

10.) If I notice that any piss has missed the drain, I wipe it down.

11.) I keep the water running after I finish pissing while washing my hands.
Iqq
 
Sitting while peeing isnt good for man because the dick could touch the toilet walls. So instead of standing up and trying to aim your oiss stream at the toilet bowl, it's so much easier to piss in the sink.

also


sitting to piss is for foids.
pissing in the sink is the superior and manly way.

if you are not low t and actually need to shave you need to clean your sink a lot anyway.
pissing in the toilet standing will just make piss fly everywhere. scrubbing piss stains off the walls is fucking cuck shit.
 
pissing in the sink is the superior and manly way.

if you are not low t and actually need to shave you will clean your sink a lot anyway.
pissing in the toilet standing will just make piss fly everywhere. scrubbing piss stains off the walls is fucking cuck shit.
tbh
 
Why don't you empty your piss bottles?
I empty mine asap
 
While driving to NYC I urinated in a Coke bottle. I don't have the bottle though as it was a few years ago.
 
Fill the bottle with cum piss and maybe a few poo particles (300g of shit per liter of piss and cum), give it a stir for 5 minutes, then gently pour onto a pot and cook for 2 minutes or until boiling point. 100° C (212° F). Set aside to cool then pour mixture back into bottle and give it a light shake.
 
jfl if you don't use you sink as a urinal tbh
I do this

I also piss in bottles all the time too, because I can't even be bothered moving from my chair, to go piss in the sink.

Both pissing in a bottle and the sink is way more hygienic and alpha than pissing in the toilet tbh.
 
disguisting eww
 
Why wont you piss in the toilet?
 
do people who piss in bottles typically have food, drinks, etc. right near them too?
sitting to piss is for foids.
its necessary if you're high on opiates and have trouble pissing
 
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Rot life (that's a piss jug, every time I open it I have to hold my nose with one hand and my dick in the other).
 
Why do you need those? It's not that hard to walk. Hawkingmaxx??
 
Why would I piss in the sink, you ask?

Here is why:

1.) Piss is sterile.

2.) Sinks are unsterile

3.) People spit in their sink every day and occasionally vomit there.

4.) I don’t piss in my friends’ sinks.

5.) I don’t piss in the kitchen sink.

6.) I run the water while I piss.

7.) I never shit in the sink.

8.) I don’t piss in the sink when there is a urinal nearby.

9.) I don’t piss in the tub unless I‘m showering in it.

10.) If I notice that any piss has missed the drain, I wipe it down.

11.) I keep the water running after I finish pissing while washing my hands.
Circumference of Jupiter IQ tbh
@Ritalincel is the user with the highest IQ at this very moment.
 
JFL if you don't have a poop sock
 

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