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JFL Kobe Bryant looks like a black BlackOpsII

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BlackOps2cel is objectively uglier
 
just be the greatest basketball player theory
 
Get your eyes checked, OP. Either that or your sense of humor.
 
Get your eyes checked, OP. Either that or your sense of humor.

-mongoloid ears
- far set eyes, semi bug eye in certain pictures. Bad upper eyelid exposure.
- one of the worst eye areas ive ever seen now that I examine it.
- eyebrow area = lmao
- macrocephalic looking head, his top third is visibly wider than the rest of his head. Beta trait.
- huge nose, huge nostrils

Cope.

The ONLY thing he has going for him facially, is his cheekbones and when he frauds a decent lower third with facial hair.

Bryant is ugly and Old now, remember when he had that rape case thing? Even his massive NBA baller Halo couldn't stop him from being MeToo'd.

He is definitely not attractive and if he wasn't a famous household name, nobody would give him a second look. If Kobe Bryant worked as a butcher at a grocery store no woman would have sex with him and he would a star poster on here as an example of just be tall not working every time.
 
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-mongoloid ears
- far set eyes, semi bug eye in certain pictures. Bad upper eyelid exposure.
- one of the worst eye areas ive ever seen now that I examine it.
- eyebrow area = lmao
- macrocephalic looking head, his top third is visibly wider than the rest of his head. Beta trait.
- huge nose, huge nostrils

Cope.

The ONLY thing he has going for him facially, is his cheekbones and when he frauds a decent lower third with facial hair.

Bryant is ugly and Old now, remember when he had that rape case thing? Even his massive NBA baller Halo couldn't stop him from being MeToo'd.

He is definitely not attractive and if he wasn't a famous household name, nobody would give him a second look. If Kobe Bryant worked as a butcher at a grocery store no woman would have sex with him and he would a star poster on here as an example of just be tall not working every time.

He’s not good-looking, I agree, but he’s not ugly despite his flaws. His lower third is decent for a black guy and as you said, his cheekbones look good. I’d say he was averageish.
 
he might not be attractive
but he's still got status , money and height
 

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