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[Deleted member 24297]

I decided to start having Russian Breakfasts starting tomorrow. Today I didnt start with vodka and coffee because the coffee at home is cheap so I blended a alcoholic smoothie to still adhere to the principle of starring the day drunk.

Coffee, yoghurt, cranberry, grape, guarana powder, mealreplacement powder, grains, banana, passionfruit, figs, lots of rum, cognac, martini and sinterklaas chocolate letters.

Russian wisdom to start drunk is very highIQ. Getting in your daily recommended ammount of copes before you can get mad or sad.

 

[TheNEET]

I've seen the same thing described as Finnish breakfast tbh not a big fan of alcohol, cigs or coffee tho, I'll stay with my sandwich and tea

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I usually just eat a couple bananas and berries for breakfast. Since im in my cave nowadays, i managed to make pancakes over a fire from an eggo waffle box i stole.

Its no russian breakfast, but it tastes pretty good.

 

[Mainländer]

Russia must be one of the worst places to be an incel or low status/ugly man in general, so I totally understand such measures to be able to go on. It's one of the countries with the highest proportions of attractive foids, who are also among the most degenerate and shameless and who will statistically fuck the thugs from the mafia or go do violent porn with some rich westerner while you rot. On top of all that, the country is poor so you can't NEETbuxx/hiki in the vast majority of cases.

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

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I decided to start having Russian Breakfasts starting tomorrow. Today I didnt start with vodka and coffee because the coffee at home is cheap so I blended a alcoholic smoothie to still adhere to the principle of starring the day drunk.

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Coffee, yoghurt, cranberry, grape, guarana powder, mealreplacement powder, grains, banana, passionfruit, figs, lots of rum, cognac, martini and sinterklaas chocolate letters.

Russian wisdom to start drunk is very highIQ. Getting in your daily recommended ammount of copes before you can get mad or sad.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

I usually just eat a couple bananas and berries for breakfast. Since im in my cave nowadays, i managed to make pancakes over a fire from an eggo waffle box i stole.

Its no russian breakfast, but it tastes pretty good.

Have you ever been drunk by self or naturally fermented fruits or sth?

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Have you ever been drunk by self or naturally fermented fruits or sth?

I actually have.

It takes quite a bit for me to be drunk though due to me being genetically modified

 

[Deleted member 24297]

I actually have.

It takes quite a bit for me to be drunk though due to me being genetically modified

How did you brew that? How did you make your own bootleg?

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

How did you brew that? How did you make your own bootleg?

It was actually very easy. Just took some berries and grapes, some sugar, and some yeast. Once i had all the ingredients all i had to do was wait a bit.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I actually have.

It takes quite a bit for me to be drunk though due to me being genetically modified

It was actually very easy. Just took some berries and grapes, some sugar, and some yeast. Once i had all the ingredients all i had to do was wait a bit.

where did you find sugar and yeast in the wild?

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

where did you find sugar and yeast in the wild?

Oh i didn't find the sugar and yeast in the wild. I acquired it through other means

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Oh i didn't find the sugar and yeast in the wild. I acquired it through other means

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[Deleted member 24297]

I want to drink more but too drunk to move

 

[Deleted member 29351]

Russia must be one of the worst places to be an incel or low status/ugly man in general, so I totally understand such measures to be able to go on. It's one of the countries with the highest proportions of attractive foids, who are also among the most degenerate and shameless and who will statistically fuck the thugs from the mafia or go do violent porn with some rich westerner while you rot. On top of all that, the country is poor so you can't NEETbuxx/hiki in the vast majority of cases.

The country isn’t poor, it’s just that the wealth distribution is fucked up and like 1% mob control all

 

[Mainländer]

The country isn’t poor, it’s just that the wealth distribution is fucked up and like 1% mob control all

Brutal.

 

[Deleted member 24297]

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Cognac, cohiba, rum and dried plumes

 

[Speedloader]

I usually just eat a couple bananas and berries for breakfast. Since im in my cave nowadays, i managed to make pancakes over a fire from an eggo waffle box i stole.

Its no russian breakfast, but it tastes pretty good.

 

[Neggr]

I've seen the same thing described as Finnish breakfast tbh

this, also tfw not taking any drugs

 

[Deleted member 31513]

Russia must be one of the worst places to be an incel or low status/ugly man in general, so I totally understand such measures to be able to go on. It's one of the countries with the highest proportions of attractive foids, who are also among the most degenerate and shameless and who will statistically fuck the thugs from the mafia or go do violent porn with some rich westerner while you rot. On top of all that, the country is poor so you can't NEETbuxx/hiki in the vast majority of cases.

Have you lived there? I have - working as an economist in Siberia. Females are attractive enough but mostly rude => they prefer solder-type men
Can't say that RU population is very poor. Its just high inflation and crazy government politics that turn their economy into turmoil over and over again

 

[PPEcel]

replace vodka with amaretto instead

it is a lot better, trust me

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I want to drink more but too drunk to move

never began for low tolerance cels

 

[FinnCel]

Better than Irish coffee

 

[Deleted member 24297]

Just woke up and liquor is flowing