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Media King of the Hill had a lot of blackpilled moments, and even the seemingly bluepilled moments often turn into blackpill moments in retrospect

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recognized that thirteen year old girls want to get married


that they are superficial and date based on looks:



if you are ugly and actually approach girls to learn their interests they will probably just ice you out and laugh at you:



Ugly short kids who happen to be chubby from soda calories will LARP and think they'll become "handsome" and "get a girlfriend" if they just drop the weight:



SIMPs will protest shit they don't believe in just to get foid attention, and celebrities get involved in activism they don't care about to help their failing careers:



getting to orbit a foid and do slightly girlfriendy things like handholding won't actually lead to you scoring (or even kissing) she may just string you along as a prop for her hobbies like activism. also if you have chad friend with a GF who puts out and is low-maintenance, he will casually tell you to "drop her" not understanding your lack of alternatives



you can dig wells and bring vaccines to ethnic girls in africa but they will instead flock around the tall guy who feeds them insects, and this rejection will stick with you for life



when men are elderly it is so over that if you think kids are coming to murder you you are pretty much just ready to accept your fate because you were already thinking about roping



the left will eat its own and engage in senseless destruction of property, and you will be blind to the sadistic impulses of foids you SIMP for until things have progressed WAY too far



if a sub-chad stops SIMPing and stand up to a foid's demands, she will insult/abandon you for a new orbiter:



The only thing where it seems to get bluepilled at the end is when a nice girl named Shelly shows up to help Bobby and seems to accept a movie invite from him.



This is actually blackpilled though because if you listen closely: she DOESN'T accept. Instead she evasively says "I like movies" when he proposes they see one together.

They never actually make contact: she just helps pick up trash.

We also NEVER see Shelly in any future episodes. IE they never actually went out and she ghosted him.

She was probably just virtue-signalling and putting on a performance of altruism for onlookers, like if there was a Chad in the class who stayed behind (for example the guy who asks Hank to tell him more about prison)

It's actually incredibly heartbreaking because Shelly in this season 12 episode seems a lot more wholesome than Connie, yet it's Connie (who was orbiting some chad) that Bobby kept pursuing.

I'm sure you could argue that Bobby had oneitis for Connie and this ruined his chances w/ Shelly but I don't buy it: he seems genuinely delighted to receive attention to her and start a relationship with her.

This can only mean that it was Shelly who broke things off (well, nothing to break: it never began, they didn't even hold hands, Olivia at least held his hand if only to manipulate him into becoming a commie terrorist)

She seems to go to the same school so now I'm wondering if I should watch future eps and keep an eye out for them. If she does appear again it's probably as a background character, but if it's something like they pass in the hallway and she ghosts him that would be brutal.

More likely she's a throwaway and like Olivia never appears again.
 
King of the hill is very very underrated great theme tune I didnt realise it was still running but remember early 2000s episodes and they were literal gold dust.

In retrospect the reason I enjoyed them was the blackpilled content which i was not aware of in the early 2000s
 
King of the hill is very very underrated great theme tune I didnt realise it was still running but remember early 2000s episodes and they were literal gold dust.

In retrospect the reason I enjoyed them was the blackpilled content which i was not aware of in the early 2000s
tbh I was just simping over connie most of the time and blind to the blackpill content when I was a preteen/teen watching htis in the 90s/00s
most of the blackpill stuff I only notice looking back at it later

as time goes on and you feel less like chad (as a kid you're more idealistic you can identify with protagonists in harem anime) seeing rule 34 of fat short kids like bobby getting to ascend is easier to identify with and feels less netorare because it's easier to imagine you're him

even though I never really liked bobby much because he was always trying to jestermax and I wasn't "funny" like him, I like eps like this where he's responsible and doesn't contribute to burning down buildings and shit to impress a foid like most white knights end up doing in antif/BLM

at the same time, picking up trash for free is a bit pathetic. I used to do it all the time and still do (free labor) but really we should be forcing those that litter to pick it up, or else fining them and paying soeone to pick it up

IE stop cleaning your community for free: instead photograph those who litter and get paid by police to help arrest/fine litterers, and only pick up after the litterers if the city employs you to do it for money
 
Who else opened this thread expecting it to be filled with king of the hill porn? :feelskek:
 
Who else opened this thread expecting it to be filled with king of the hill porn? :feelskek:
I'd post Bobby fucking Luann but mods would ban me saying it was shota

also weirdly there is no rule 34 of either Olivia or Shelly so I can't even do my trick of censoring porn to post it outside NSFW tags
 
recognized that thirteen year old girls want to get married
View attachment 570050

that they are superficial and date based on looks:

View attachment 570058

if you are ugly and actually approach girls to learn their interests they will probably just ice you out and laugh at you:

View attachment 570059

Ugly short kids who happen to be chubby from soda calories will LARP and think they'll become "handsome" and "get a girlfriend" if they just drop the weight:

View attachment 570061

SIMPs will protest shit they don't believe in just to get foid attention, and celebrities get involved in activism they don't care about to help their failing careers:

View attachment 570063

getting to orbit a foid and do slightly girlfriendy things like handholding won't actually lead to you scoring (or even kissing) she may just string you along as a prop for her hobbies like activism. also if you have chad friend with a GF who puts out and is low-maintenance, he will casually tell you to "drop her" not understanding your lack of alternatives

View attachment 570065

you can dig wells and bring vaccines to ethnic girls in africa but they will instead flock around the tall guy who feeds them insects, and this rejection will stick with you for life

View attachment 570068

when men are elderly it is so over that if you think kids are coming to murder you you are pretty much just ready to accept your fate because you were already thinking about roping

View attachment 570080

the left will eat its own and engage in senseless destruction of property, and you will be blind to the sadistic impulses of foids you SIMP for until things have progressed WAY too far

View attachment 570082

if a sub-chad stops SIMPing and stand up to a foid's demands, she will insult/abandon you for a new orbiter:

View attachment 570087

The only thing where it seems to get bluepilled at the end is when a nice girl named Shelly shows up to help Bobby and seems to accept a movie invite from him.

View attachment 570093

This is actually blackpilled though because if you listen closely: she DOESN'T accept. Instead she evasively says "I like movies" when he proposes they see one together.

They never actually make contact: she just helps pick up trash.

We also NEVER see Shelly in any future episodes. IE they never actually went out and she ghosted him.

She was probably just virtue-signalling and putting on a performance of altruism for onlookers, like if there was a Chad in the class who stayed behind (for example the guy who asks Hank to tell him more about prison)

It's actually incredibly heartbreaking because Shelly in this season 12 episode seems a lot more wholesome than Connie, yet it's Connie (who was orbiting some chad) that Bobby kept pursuing.

I'm sure you could argue that Bobby had oneitis for Connie and this ruined his chances w/ Shelly but I don't buy it: he seems genuinely delighted to receive attention to her and start a relationship with her.

This can only mean that it was Shelly who broke things off (well, nothing to break: it never began, they didn't even hold hands, Olivia at least held his hand if only to manipulate him into becoming a commie terrorist)

She seems to go to the same school so now I'm wondering if I should watch future eps and keep an eye out for them. If she does appear again it's probably as a background character, but if it's something like they pass in the hallway and she ghosts him that would be brutal.

More likely she's a throwaway and like Olivia never appears again.
Who the fuck is Russ :feelswhat:
 
Still very bluepilled since the asian girl likes the short fat boy and bill can get lots of women
 
Who the fuck is Russ :feelswhat:
I don't think you ever see him, I don't know of any references to him in any other episodes either.

So that makes for 3 named and significant characters who are interesting yet complete throwaways
 
I watched the first season, liked it but fell off. Should I continue
 
Still very bluepilled since the asian girl likes the short fat boy
not in the episode I linked, that came later to try and give it a happy ending

basically she "likes" bobby because he orbits her and because she's already written the middle school chad cock carousel in secret but Bobby is cucked and denies this happened, he's just happy she's settling for him since she realized that the chads don't want to commit to her, basically Connie will be an EmCel if she doesn't lock down Bobbie

and bill can get lots of women
who're we talking about here?
1) Lenore cut off sex soon as they married and cheated with other guys
2) Leanne was a drunken roastie who detested him and just wanted his sick military barber income
3) Charlene just wanted him to betabux for her two kids and then cucked him by fucking Redcorn (Dale could relate if he knew)

Bill only ascends in fan art where he fucks the lolis
I watched the first season, liked it but fell off. Should I continue
yeah sure but don't rush yourself, just watch what feels right in the moment
 
not in the episode I linked, that came later to try and give it a happy ending

basically she "likes" bobby because he orbits her and because she's already written the middle school chad cock carousel in secret but Bobby is cucked and denies this happened, he's just happy she's settling for him since she realized that the chads don't want to commit to her, basically Connie will be an EmCel if she doesn't lock down Bobbie


who're we talking about here?
1) Lenore cut off sex soon as they married and cheated with other guys
2) Leanne was a drunken roastie who detested him and just wanted his sick military barber income
3) Charlene just wanted him to betabux for her two kids and then cucked him by fucking Redcorn (Dale could relate if he knew)

Bill only ascends in fan art where he fucks the lolis

yeah sure but don't rush yourself, just watch what feels right in the moment
She still kissed him and rejected taller more muscular better looking guys for him. Bill could have gotten with the old governor lady, khan’s mom, the church pastor lady, the big convict lady
 
She still kissed him and rejected taller more muscular better looking guys for him.
she prob already fucked them, found they were fucking other girls, wanted a secure betabux future

Bill could have gotten with the old governor lady, khan’s mom, the church pastor lady, the big convict lady
do you recall eps where this happened?
 
I don't think you ever see him, I don't know of any references to him in any other episodes either.

That makes sense, I googled the shit out of that character name and the only thing I kept finding was Rusty Shackleford or whatever :feelswhat:
So that makes for 3 named and significant characters who are interesting yet complete throwaways
:feelsugh:
 
she prob already fucked them, found they were fucking other girls, wanted a secure betabux future
How do you know she fucked them? It’s a cartoon. And what foid would be a whore and get off the cock carousel at 13?
do you recall eps where this happened?
Khan’s mom - maid of arlen season 17 episode 22
Bill and governor - hank and the great glass elevator season 5 episode 11
bill and the reverend - the passion of the dauterive season 11 episode 7
I forgot which episode he went out with the convict but her name is Alicia which is a character sometimes used for different episodes
 
How do you know she fucked them? It’s a cartoon.
it's in her nature, look how she becames in Bobby Rae

And what foid would be a whore and get off the cock carousel at 13?
when she "turns down" a boy to get w/ bobby, it's just temporary so she can lock him down as betabux, she's still going to cheat behind his back

Khan’s mom - maid of arlen season 17 episode 22
Bill and governor - hank and the great glass elevator season 5 episode 11
bill and the reverend - the passion of the dauterive season 11 episode 7
I forgot which episode he went out with the convict but her name is Alicia which is a character sometimes used for different episodes

guess I should watch but I bet there were downfalls to these

also considering the age of Khan's mom should we be condemnning him for ditching chances with geriatric when most of this forum isn't willing to pursuie geriatrics either?
 
it's in her nature, look how she becames in Bobby Rae


when she "turns down" a boy to get w/ bobby, it's just temporary so she can lock him down as betabux, she's still going to cheat behind his back



guess I should watch but I bet there were downfalls to these

also considering the age of Khan's mom should we be condemnning him for ditching chances with geriatric when most of this forum isn't willing to pursuie geriatrics either?
Bobby didn’t have very good career aspects. She could have waited and found tons of options for betabuxx. It would make no sense to to to lock him down at 13. The show is bluepilled and wants to push the narrative of loving people for who they are.

Bill called it off with all those relationships except it’s unknown what happened after the episode with khan’s mom. Some of those females were older than him but still had way more smv
 
Bobby didn’t have very good career aspects.

Hank in s6e9 "For your information, a lot of people think Bobby's funny. The kid's only thirteen years old and he's already sold a joke to this Yakov Smirnoff"

he might've been making a lot of money on the side selling jokes to comedians

She could have waited and found tons of options for betabuxx. It would make no sense to to to lock him down at 13.
what are her other prospects though?

also I am not sure of the immigrant status of the Souphanousinphone family, what if they are at risk of deportation so best way to land permanent residency is get knocked up by a chubby white teen?

can't remember if they said if Connie wass born there or not, or how long they'd lived in America

The show is bluepilled and wants to push the narrative of loving people for who they are.
if that was true, Bobby wouldn't have dumped Olivia for trying to get him to cripple his principal: he rejected who she was

Bill called it off with all those relationships except it’s unknown what happened after the episode with khan’s mom. Some of those females were older than him but still had way more smv
you need to post pics =/
 
tbh I was just simping over connie most of the time and blind to the blackpill content when I was a preteen/teen watching htis in the 90s/00s
most of the blackpill stuff I only notice looking back at it later

as time goes on and you feel less like chad (as a kid you're more idealistic you can identify with protagonists in harem anime) seeing rule 34 of fat short kids like bobby getting to ascend is easier to identify with and feels less netorare because it's easier to imagine you're him

even though I never really liked bobby much because he was always trying to jestermax and I wasn't "funny" like him, I like eps like this where he's responsible and doesn't contribute to burning down buildings and shit to impress a foid like most white knights end up doing in antif/BLM

at the same time, picking up trash for free is a bit pathetic. I used to do it all the time and still do (free labor) but really we should be forcing those that litter to pick it up, or else fining them and paying soeone to pick it up

IE stop cleaning your community for free: instead photograph those who litter and get paid by police to help arrest/fine litterers, and only pick up after the litterers if the city employs you to do it for money
As a rule you can spot these simps a mile off, the only reason these bluepilled tards are "cleaing the streets" is to virtue signal max to the community where they post many social media pics of cleaning up the streets and or to pick up girls or women doing the same thing.

I always wandered why do you have to "join a group" to pick up rubbish, YOU COULD JUST DO IT YOURSELF ON YOUR OWN TIME LITERALLY ANYWHERE. Its the song and dance about doing it that is the whole deal, blue pilled tards do it to get the virtue signal and validation points, the picking up litter is at the bottom of the heap, REMOVE THE GROUP AND SONG AND DANCE ND SEE HOW MANY PICK UP RUBBISH

ZIP
NONE

You work people out by working backwards, when you remove elements surrounding hubris ego, and virtue signalling and see how these interlink into the activity, if it is loaded with these elements, the whole cake is these elements and they are not doing it for moral reasons, THIS IS HOW YOU WORK PEOPLE OUT.
 
As a rule you can spot these simps a mile off, the only reason these bluepilled tards are "cleaing the streets" is to virtue signal max to the community where they post many social media pics of cleaning up the streets and or to pick up girls or women doing the same thing.
Bobby Hill was different since he just rejected a foid
 
What the fuck is up with the voiceover?
 
recognized that thirteen year old girls want to get married
View attachment 570050

that they are superficial and date based on looks:

View attachment 570058

if you are ugly and actually approach girls to learn their interests they will probably just ice you out and laugh at you:

View attachment 570059

Ugly short kids who happen to be chubby from soda calories will LARP and think they'll become "handsome" and "get a girlfriend" if they just drop the weight:

View attachment 570061

SIMPs will protest shit they don't believe in just to get foid attention, and celebrities get involved in activism they don't care about to help their failing careers:

View attachment 570063

getting to orbit a foid and do slightly girlfriendy things like handholding won't actually lead to you scoring (or even kissing) she may just string you along as a prop for her hobbies like activism. also if you have chad friend with a GF who puts out and is low-maintenance, he will casually tell you to "drop her" not understanding your lack of alternatives

View attachment 570065

you can dig wells and bring vaccines to ethnic girls in africa but they will instead flock around the tall guy who feeds them insects, and this rejection will stick with you for life

View attachment 570068

when men are elderly it is so over that if you think kids are coming to murder you you are pretty much just ready to accept your fate because you were already thinking about roping

View attachment 570080

the left will eat its own and engage in senseless destruction of property, and you will be blind to the sadistic impulses of foids you SIMP for until things have progressed WAY too far

View attachment 570082

if a sub-chad stops SIMPing and stand up to a foid's demands, she will insult/abandon you for a new orbiter:

View attachment 570087

The only thing where it seems to get bluepilled at the end is when a nice girl named Shelly shows up to help Bobby and seems to accept a movie invite from him.

View attachment 570093

This is actually blackpilled though because if you listen closely: she DOESN'T accept. Instead she evasively says "I like movies" when he proposes they see one together.

They never actually make contact: she just helps pick up trash.

We also NEVER see Shelly in any future episodes. IE they never actually went out and she ghosted him.

She was probably just virtue-signalling and putting on a performance of altruism for onlookers, like if there was a Chad in the class who stayed behind (for example the guy who asks Hank to tell him more about prison)

It's actually incredibly heartbreaking because Shelly in this season 12 episode seems a lot more wholesome than Connie, yet it's Connie (who was orbiting some chad) that Bobby kept pursuing.

I'm sure you could argue that Bobby had oneitis for Connie and this ruined his chances w/ Shelly but I don't buy it: he seems genuinely delighted to receive attention to her and start a relationship with her.

This can only mean that it was Shelly who broke things off (well, nothing to break: it never began, they didn't even hold hands, Olivia at least held his hand if only to manipulate him into becoming a commie terrorist)

She seems to go to the same school so now I'm wondering if I should watch future eps and keep an eye out for them. If she does appear again it's probably as a background character, but if it's something like they pass in the hallway and she ghosts him that would be brutal.

More likely she's a throwaway and like Olivia never appears again.
“Why get him all hot n bothered abt sex when he cant do a famn thing abt it at his age… & with his features.” -hank hill
 
What the fuck is up with the voiceover?
lately have been turning on described video because my brain gets bored (and sometimes it's stuff I saw years ago) so I like to see what it says, even though it's annoying/monotone

it's hilarious how much shit they get wrong too, for example:



annoys me to no end that they actually pay foids to lie to blind people about what happens in shows like this
 
lately have been turning on described video because my brain gets bored (and sometimes it's stuff I saw years ago) so I like to see what it says, even though it's annoying/monotone

it's hilarious how much shit they get wrong too, for example:

View attachment 570944

annoys me to no end that they actually pay foids to lie to blind people about what happens in shows like this
tfw even lois lane chinmogs me
 
tfw even lois lane chinmogs me
Girls
 

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