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18 science-backed ways men can appear more attractive to women
We rounded up scientific research on the best — and easiest — ways for men to seem more appealing to women.
www.businessinsider.com
Oh my god, the lolz in this article:
First off, any dating advice written by women is loony garbage, but when one of the writters in the article is a curryfoid,
I knew right away somewhere in this article Indian men will be shat on:
DING DING DING- by including this photo she is clearly stating that short Indian men are not in the same league as short white women, even if the character is supposed to be a semi-famous actor.
Let me summarize how fucking basic and creepy the advice in this article is:
Look for the universal signals of flirtation.
Women will make physical body language to show they are interested because they are not autists, unlike the male readers of this article. Got it.Look for someone "in your league."
already roasted thisPresent yourself as high status.
Just make Tai Lopez videos broGrow a light beard.
SO IF YOU A HAIRLESS ASIAN ARE FUCKED
Build muscle (but not too much).
Does this even need to be said??? This is the only universally good piece of advice. But still . . .When you can literally do ring muscleups but have the shittiest frame . . .
Be kind.
Wear red.
The most hillarious piece of advice is this shit:SEE, asian men just need to wear red, it will surely make asian women choose them again over white guys . . .
Can we make "just wear red, bro" a meme???
Yes, indeed women will choose this red wearing KING:
or this proud patriot
over this green sweater wearing INCEL, any day of the week
Make your partner laugh.
How much you want to bet the writers of this article literally have "live, laugh, and love" on their dating profiles?
Walk a dog.
Yes, cuck yourself to your own pet when she realizes she's with you, and Chad will never settle with her.Play good music.
They actually wrote that women prefer men who write complex music as a long term partner.Surely Mr. Bieber's level of musical genius far exceeds
this deaf incel:
Practice mindfulness.
Sure
Play extreme sports (carefully).
HAHAHAHA. What??? "Carefully" defeats the entire point!I'm sorry, you know what chicks called dudes who wore kneepads and helmets when they skated back in my day?
FAGS
Wear a scented deodorant.
Dalton police seeking man who wanted to smell nice so badly he stole cologne | Chattanooga Times Free Press
The Dalton Police Department is looking for a man who wanted to smell nice, really bad.
www.timesfreepress.com
Chow down on garlic.
Doesn't this contradict that last piece of adviceDo volunteer work.
Because women lust after Jesus.Show off your scars.
LOL, they actually used this photo as an exampleThere's a pretty huge difference between him and your average scarred dude:
Asian brotha will be drowning in pussy in no time flauntin' those scars on Tinder like an IG ass pic.
Use open body language in your online dating photo.
Bingo
Look proud.
Just gonna drop this high-status KING:I just now set this photo on my desktop. #GOALS
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