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JFL JUST WEAR RED BRO, It'll attract more women

SlayerSlayer

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Oh my god, the lolz in this article:

First off, any dating advice written by women is loony garbage, but when one of the writters in the article is a curryfoid,

2021 01 04 01 13 44 Allana Akhtar   Business Insider   Brave


I knew right away somewhere in this article Indian men will be shat on:

2021 01 04 01 12 23 How men can appear more attractive according to science   Business Inside


DING DING DING- by including this photo she is clearly stating that short Indian men are not in the same league as short white women, even if the character is supposed to be a semi-famous actor.


Let me summarize how fucking basic and creepy the advice in this article is:

Look for the universal signals of flirtation.​

Women will make physical body language to show they are interested because they are not autists, unlike the male readers of this article. Got it.

Look for someone "in your league."​

already roasted this

Present yourself as high status.​

Just make Tai Lopez videos bro

Grow a light beard.​

2021 01 04 01 41 06 asian boy   Google Search  Mozilla Firefox

SO IF YOU A HAIRLESS ASIAN ARE FUCKED

Build muscle (but not too much).​

Does this even need to be said??? This is the only universally good piece of advice. But still . . .

2021 01 04 01 45 13 This Average Guy Learns the Ring Muscle Up in 21 days   YouTube  Mozilla

When you can literally do ring muscleups but have the shittiest frame . . .

Be kind.​

2021 01 04 01 47 27 ted bundy   Google Search  Mozilla Firefox

Wear red.​

The most hillarious piece of advice is this shit:

2021 01 04 01 17 07 How men can appear more attractive according to science   Business Inside


SEE, asian men just need to wear red, it will surely make asian women choose them again over white guys . . .

Can we make "just wear red, bro" a meme???

Yes, indeed women will choose this red wearing KING:

2021 01 04 01 21 58 ugly man wearing red   Google Search   Brave

or this proud patriot
2021 01 04 02 22 47 maga trashy   Google Search  Mozilla Firefox


over this green sweater wearing INCEL, any day of the week

2021 01 04 01 22 20 male model green   Google Search   Brave

Make your partner laugh.​

2021 01 04 01 50 07 joker joaquin phoenix   Google Search  Mozilla Firefox

How much you want to bet the writers of this article literally have "live, laugh, and love" on their dating profiles?

Walk a dog.​

Yes, cuck yourself to your own pet when she realizes she's with you, and Chad will never settle with her.

Play good music.​

They actually wrote that women prefer men who write complex music as a long term partner.

Surely Mr. Bieber's level of musical genius far exceeds
2021 01 04 02 25 05 justin bieber   Google Search  Mozilla Firefox

this deaf incel:
2021 01 04 02 14 51 beethoven   Google Search  Mozilla Firefox

Practice mindfulness.​

2021 01 04 01 56 17 stalker man   Google Search  Mozilla Firefox

Sure

Play extreme sports (carefully).​

HAHAHAHA. What??? "Carefully" defeats the entire point!

I'm sorry, you know what chicks called dudes who wore kneepads and helmets when they skated back in my day?
FAGS

Wear a scented deodorant.​

Even this CHAD is willing to risk the law to smell good!!

Chow down on garlic.​

Doesn't this contradict that last piece of advice

Do volunteer work.​

Because women lust after Jesus.

Show off your scars.​

LOL, they actually used this photo as an example
2021 01 04 01 26 25 How men can appear more attractive according to science   Business Inside

There's a pretty huge difference between him and your average scarred dude:
2021 01 04 01 27 29 ugly acne man   Google Search   Brave

Asian brotha will be drowning in pussy in no time flauntin' those scars on Tinder like an IG ass pic.

Use open body language in your online dating photo.​

2021 01 04 02 06 07 john lasseter hug   Google Search  Mozilla Firefox

Bingo

Look proud.​

Just gonna drop this high-status KING:
2021 01 04 01 32 43 posing with honda civic   Google Search   Brave

I just now set this photo on my desktop. #GOALS
 

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Hmm gotta try wearing my MAGA-hat some more, i'll be slaying in no time.

Also Bieber looks kinda scuffed with the moustache.
 
Stupid whore.
 
This article is so stupid I can't even function right now. This article brought my IQ down to foid levels
 
My car is red where is my gf?
 
I wear alot of red. I did that before I even knew about it. Did fucking nothing. Actually it was a failo because dudes would say I dress like a 5 year old and that red is something a "little kid would wear".
 
How can you simultaneously say "date women in your league" and "looks dont matter" ? :feelsthink:
Why wouldn't the short indian guy be able to date the white stacy? Isn't it all about personality?
:feelskek:
 
kek, showing that statusmaxxxed gingercel ed sheran :feelsYall:
 
How can you simultaneously say "date women in your league" and "looks dont matter" ? :feelsthink:
Why wouldn't the short indian guy be able to date the white stacy? Isn't it all about personality?
:feelskek:
high iq
 
This article is so stupid I can't even function right now. This article brought my IQ down to foid levels
Rare curry foid that looks fuckable though. Usually they look like shit.
 
@FullTimeLoser saves up all his shekels after working for a year to have enough to buy a red shirt with a chad sexhaver on it so he can attract foids jf
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fulltimelosers me
He looks white. Maybe it's the lightning, but his body hair looks light brown or even ginger.
 
“WALK A DOG”

mandatory dog pill
 

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