Okay I am drunk but I want to tell you about a time I wanted to be a monkey.
I don't remember the reason, but I wanted to be a monkey as a child.
I think I saw a documentary about them or something.
After I learned how to move and speak, I put gloves on my feet to simulate monkey legs (they have hands as their legs).
I learned to climb trees and did it for years.
When I learned to read and we got internet in -99 I even downloaded videos of monkeys to study their climbing.
Anyways after I turned 11, I stopped doing it. But I still can climb a tree because I did it so much.
That's my story about monkey maxxing.
Why is this on politics?
Just like I never became a monkey and grew out of it, trans people should not be forced to be trans.
I never will become a monkey and I want to be a human now.
I am not 5 years old anymore
I don't remember the reason, but I wanted to be a monkey as a child.
I think I saw a documentary about them or something.
After I learned how to move and speak, I put gloves on my feet to simulate monkey legs (they have hands as their legs).
I learned to climb trees and did it for years.
When I learned to read and we got internet in -99 I even downloaded videos of monkeys to study their climbing.
Anyways after I turned 11, I stopped doing it. But I still can climb a tree because I did it so much.
That's my story about monkey maxxing.
Why is this on politics?
Just like I never became a monkey and grew out of it, trans people should not be forced to be trans.
I never will become a monkey and I want to be a human now.
I am not 5 years old anymore
