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Blackpill Just take women out for pizza bro!

Fuck this shit. And there are no such things as "ladies".
Foids probably agree because besides having someone else to pay for their meals they love and are obsessed with food. It's like a fetish for them.
 
"w-would you like to go get some p-pizza with me?"
"ewwww get away from me"
 
In my 30's now, a few years ago I reconnected with several women I crushed on HARD in my 20's. Back then, I didn't think I had a chance with them. Now? I dated most of them very easily.

Gee, I wonder why

I could probably have had a much better chance with them 10 years ago if I'd just tried!


No, because back then they were actually in their prime. They wouldn’t have looked twice at a Redditor.

holy fucking shit I can’t believe there are actual 30 year old fucking men posting about le sex on a website for social outcast teenagers.

i want to decapitate every single “man” over the age of 22 who posts on that website.
 
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WHY THE FUCK CAN’T I GET FREE PIZZA FOR EXISTING :reeeeee:
 
"Would you like to go for dinner with me?"
*gets stabbed*
"Would you like to go for dinner with me?"
"AAYAAYAYAYAYAYA HEEELEPELEPEL I'M BAINGNGIGN RAPAPAPAPAPDED"
WHY THE FUCK CAN’T I GET FREE PIZZA FOR EXISTING :reeeeee:
Because you have a dick between your legs. And also your genetics suck. Life sucks.
 
WHY THE FUCK CAN’T I GET FREE PIZZA FOR EXISTING :reeeeee:

If you're chad they'll do anything. Even pay for the fucking pizza.
And meanwhile you get nothing but dismally buying pizza for yourself if you are unable to make pizza.
The cookingpill broiled me. There's chads and even normies out there that can cook a meal from scratch easily.
 
Just cut women in slice of Pizza.
 
And meanwhile you get nothing but dismally buying pizza for yourself if you are unable to make pizza.
The cookingpill broiled me. There's chads and even normies out there that can cook a meal from scratch easily.
I can only cook eggs and use the oven tbh
The cookingpill broiled me.
1599996907996

"Would you like to go for dinner with me?"
"AAYAAYAYAYAYAYA HEEELEPELEPEL I'M BAINGNGIGN RAPAPAPAPAPDED"

Because you have a dick between your legs. And also your genetics suck. Life sucks.
I wish I was a prettyboy slayer so I could have mommy gfs and sugar mamas that would buy me shit and coddle me :cryfeels:
 
The state of modern women, fucking on the first date with a complete stranger
 
No pizza for your face/height/race/frame/dick
 
JFL. I'll get a restraining order if I ever actually approach a female.
 
What are you able to cook? Not that there is any cooking for your face when it comes to foids but still curious?

Just some simple curry vegetable recipes.
I'm learning more foods it actually is a pretty good cope
 
These she-cunts aren't worth any of this. Just wait until whores "stop" being mean and shallow bitches well after their prime bro.
 
women want sex with you just as much as you want sex with them bro :soy:
 
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Why is it that Redditors write in such a cringeworthy style?
 
Just get used for free food and pray that she touches your dick theory.
 
meme subreddit
 
Yeah i'm learning new Italian and rice recipes

Try it bro it's a good cope
That's good. I prefer Greek food over Italian food though. For whatever reason Italian food is not as flavorful and heavy on pasta, tomato sauce and not very good assortments of other things tbh
Chinese and Japanese cooking would probably be a challenge because those foods are only good tasting when well prepared compared to other foods.

Now that I know I don't need a cutting board but just a plate to chop up vegetables that I buy I might try cooking cope at some point. I'm already experimenting with seasoning the past few months and it's really improved the taste of previously bland meals ngl
 

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