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Just spoke to one of my catfishees on the phone :(

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FACEandLMS

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She asked me to call. I was reluctant cuz there is no way I sound like a fun, happy, Southern-Med white guy but I called and she didn't call me out at all. I tried to sound as white as possible but my voice is too deep to sound like it could be coming from an Evandro Soldati-looking guy.

Anyway, she still wants me to get a train up to hers to fuck her or wait til she's back in my city mid-Feb for a fuck.

JUST LOL if she knew she was talking to a subhuman.

After the call I said: "Damn, that sexy voice"

She said: "You should hear me moan".

BTW it's this girl. She sent me sexy pics on whatsapp.

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This would be my life if I had the right face.

I need about a metre of rope.
 
RE: Just spoke to one of my catfishes on the phone :(

Just show up as yourself and hope she fell in love with your personality enough. Nothing to lose, as you've gotten rejected countless times in the past.
 
Jfl at this sui fuel.
I honestly couldn't do this.
 
RE: Just spoke to one of my catfishes on the phone :(

CopingGymcel said:
Just show up as yourself and hope she fell in love with your personality enough. Nothing to lose, as you've gotten rejected countless times in the past.

lol.

I need to just concentrate on reincarnation game.
 
RE: Just spoke to one of my catfishes on the phone :(

FACEandLMS said:
lol.

I need to just concentrate on reincarnation game.

She can tell your grandkids that funny story about that time their grandpa catfished her with a male model on Tinder.
 
RE: Just spoke to one of my catfishes on the phone :(

CopingGymcel said:
Just show up as yourself and hope she fell in love with your personality enough. Nothing to lose, as you've gotten rejected countless times in the past.

She can tell your grandkids that funny story about that time their grandpa catfished her with a male model on Tinder.

He would be risking rape allegations, especially as a black guy.
 
RE: Just spoke to one of my catfishes on the phone :(

CopingGymcel said:
Just show up as yourself and hope she fell in love with your personality enough. Nothing to lose, as you've gotten rejected countless times in the past.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
 
RE: Just spoke to one of my catfishes on the phone :(

Solitarian_Walker said:
He would be risking rape allegations, especially as a black guy.

this tbh.
 
i sound like a typical white guy so i can have phone sex with females

it's like masturbating but with a woman on the other side
 
RE: Just spoke to one of my catfishes on the phone :(

Tell her to masturbate next time while you talk to her. Better than rotting.
 
RE: Just spoke to one of my catfishes on the phone :(

rotandrise said:
Tell her to masturbate next time while you talk to her. Better than rotting.

I think that would end in me jumping under a bus.
 
pull right up to her house in a car with tinted windows, leave the engine running and text her and tell her you're waiting outside, when she opens the door just put a chloroform soaked rag over her mouth or jab her with a tranquilizer. shove her in your boot and drive to a secluded area, do what you're gonna do and when you're finished inject her with some aids cuz why not. make sure you switch your number plates with fake ones though, also be sure to do this far away from where you live and scrap the car afterwards. make sure you have an alibi. FYI don't take this post the wrong way, i'm not suggesting you kill her. i'm not a sicko.
 
Personality said:
pull right up to her house in a car with tinted windows, leave the engine running and text her and tell her you're waiting outside, when she opens the door just put a chloroform soaked rag over her mouth or jab her with a tranquilizer. shove her in your boot and drive to a secluded area, do what you're gonna do and when you're finished inject her with some aids cuz why not. make sure you switch your number plates with fake ones though, also be sure to do this far away from where you live and scrap the car afterwards. make sure you have an alibi. FYI don't take this post the wrong way, i'm not suggesting you kill her. i'm not a sicko.

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Seriously, how low do you think our IQ is?
 
when you sacrifice your sanity for blackpills, respect buddy boyo
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7339er said:
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Seriously, how low do you think our IQ is?

I'm obviously not an incelqueers user, why do you give a fuck if they screenshot your posts? why do you care so much about their opinion? they hate you because you're an ugly virgin not because of something you said. you want me to send you a pic with a timestamp? are you going to succumb to their bullying tactics and be on ur absolute best behavior on an anonymous internet forum?
 
Personality said:
I'm obviously not an incelqueers user, why do you give a fuck if they screenshot your posts? why do you care so much about their opinion? they hate you because you're an ugly virgin not because of something you said. you want me to send you a pic with a timestamp? are you going to succumb to their bullying tactics and be on ur absolute best behavior on an anonymous internet forum?

If you really are not, lemme give you advice. They CAN get us shut down. Don't give excuses for them to get normie redditfags to brigade and report us. This is how r/incels got shut down.
 
7339er said:
If you really are not, lemme give you advice. They CAN get us shut down. Don't give excuses for them to get normie redditfags to brigade and report us. This is how r/incels got shut down.

if the admin was remotely competent which i doubt he is then no it's impossible for them to get this site shutdown, look at their stickied post, they're already trying their hardest lmao
 
Personality said:
if the admin was remotely competent which i doubt he is then no it's impossible for them to get this site shutdown, look at their stickied post, they're already trying their hardest lmao

CUCKTEARSCEL GTFO REEEEEEEE!!!
 
I'm obviously not an incelqueers user, why do you give a fuck if they screenshot your posts? why do you care so much about their opinion? they hate you because you're an ugly virgin not because of something you said. you want me to send you a pic with a timestamp? are you going to succumb to their bullying tactics and be on ur absolute best behavior on an anonymous internet forum?

Your comment is the definition of Low IQ inceltears nonsense. It's completely nonsensical.
 
This is a new level a sui fuel for yourself. Almost like that darkroom dating tv show. When the girls like the incels but then the lights come on and they’re like Um nvm
 
which male model did you use?
 
Personality said:
if the admin was remotely competent which i doubt he is then no it's impossible for them to get this site shutdown, look at their stickied post, they're already trying their hardest lmao
 
Mahlo said:
Your comment is the definition of Low IQ inceltears nonsense. It's completely nonsensical.

???????????????????? what specifically did i say was wrong and why????????
 
She's willing to give it up that easily? Can you imagine how many other guys have already ravaged her? Stop worshipping females.
 
ItheIthe said:
She's willing to give it up that easily? Can you imagine how many other guys have already ravaged her? Stop worshipping females.

after so much blackpill it's idiotic to take any of this personally and not view it like you would a documentary on lions mating
 
RE: Just spoke to one of my catfishes on the phone :(

CopingGymcel said:
Just show up as yourself and hope she fell in love with your personality enough. Nothing to lose, as you've gotten rejected countless times in the past.

well tbh by normies advice, your theory should work, as looks dont matter that much... ITS ALL ABOUT PERSONALITY!!!!!!!!right normies?


Solitarian_Walker said:
He would be risking rape allegations, especially as a black guy.

its not rape if she consented tho.
 
Its really weird to watch someone lose their mind over the course of a few weeks.
 
FACEandLMS said:
 I tried to sound as white as possible but my voice is too deep to sound like it could be coming from an Evandro Soldati-looking guy

Wtf there are also white guys with a deep voice
 
You should totally go see her bruh.

She fell in love with your personality.
 
FACEandLMS said:
She asked me to call. I was reluctant cuz there is no way I sound like a fun, happy, Southern-Med white guy but I called and she didn't call me out at all. I tried to sound as white as possible but my voice is too deep to sound like it could be coming from an Evandro Soldati-looking guy.

Anyway, she still wants me to get a train up to hers to fuck her or wait til she's back in my city mid-Feb for a fuck.

JUST LOL if she knew she was talking to a subhuman.

After the call I said: "Damn, that sexy voice"

She said: "You should hear me moan".

BTW it's this girl. She sent me sexy pics on whatsapp.

zZ2Tw6C.jpg


This would be my life if I had the right face.

I need about a metre of rope.

Ask her to masturbate and send you the part where she moans with just her face in the video
 
I bet there is a way to do this, like going dressed in a costume or wearing a mask, something along those lines anyway. This one one possibility: You could arrive in a costume and say that you cant change out of it because you have to go to work in an hour so you have to be quick, I think this might work if you can be charming and convince her you are him. I know there is something like this that would work, if we spent ours on it we could find the perfect plan.
 
I can never get over that titty pic holy fuck. I still have it saved from the first time you posted it...How is her face? Does her face look as pretty as her tits?
 
RE: Just spoke to one of my catfishes on the phone :(

CopingGymcel said:
Just show up as yourself and hope she fell in love with your personality enough. Nothing to lose, as you've gotten rejected countless times in the past.

If he did that she probably would have him arrested

she would be crushed and deeply offended which might make it worth it tbh


OP tell her to fuck him first she has to fuck his incel friend

then you show up as the incel friend

job done


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Personality said:
pull right up to her house in a car with tinted windows, leave the engine running and text her and tell her you're waiting outside, when she opens the door just put a chloroform soaked rag over her mouth or jab her with a tranquilizer. shove her in your boot and drive to a secluded area, do what you're gonna do and when you're finished inject her with some aids cuz why not. make sure you switch your number plates with fake ones though, also be sure to do this far away from where you live and scrap the car afterwards. make sure you have an alibi. FYI don't take this post the wrong way, i'm not suggesting you kill her. i'm not a sicko.
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Seriously, how low do you think our IQ is?

Lol @ you faggot thinking a blackpilled post like that come from incelqueers
 

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