Just moved into my dorm and holy shit

[RechargedSamsung]

I have a Roomate who isnt even good at speaking english god damn just been rotting in my dorm this is shit why the fuck am i here to begin with in my room i could atleast fart burp talk to myself to cope with my loneliness now i gotta share a shower and a toilet with 3 other fucking normies there’s no way im gonna continue living in my dorm after my firdt semester ends fuck this im 4 hours away from my home fuck this i might as well do online classes in my house and just neet there rather than neeting in a dorm with 3 other normies im fucking transfer either mid semester hopefully or after freshman im not gonna fucking live like this

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Get ready for a lot of gay jokes, and mindless dribble that leads nowhere.

 

[Sewer Sloth]

Good luck on surviving your normalfag roommates

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Get ready for a lot of gay jokes, and mindless dribble that leads nowhere.

My Roomate keeps doing small and he says a joke that isnt funny and i just fake laugh it

 

[Morphine]

 

[edgelordcel]

Smoke fent

 

[wastedcodeine]

Good pfp

 

[lennox]

Get them to bring you girls

 

[allDead]

Smoke fent

 

[comorange]

My Roomate keeps doing small and he says a joke that isnt funny and i just fake laugh it

don’t fake laugh. just make a “huh” noise like an exhale. he won’t stop

 

[WombtoPrisonPlanet]

Just wait until he brings his foid girlfriend over and fucks her while you're in the room. It's ovER for you

 

[Lizard King]

if you're white, youd better have a job set up afterwards or plan to leave the country once you get the degree

 

[allDead]

Just wait until he brings his foid girlfriend over and fucks her while you're in the room. It's ovER for you

 

[Deep.Nest]

My roommates and everyone else in my dorm hallway thought I was a fucking loser. One of them even asked if I was an incel

 

[WombtoPrisonPlanet]

My roommates and everyone else in my dorm hallway thought I was a fucking loser. One of them even asked if I was an incel

It's beyond ovER for you , their reaction to seeing you tells me that they see you as dead end genetics.

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Just wait until he brings his foid girlfriend over and fucks her while you're in the room. It's ovER for you

Nahh i height mog him dudes 5’5. He’s just a notmie immigrant from beanerville with a mexican accent he’s mtn nerd cant grow a beard but hairmogs the shit outta me mayne

 

[RechargedSamsung]

My roommates and everyone else in my dorm hallway thought I was a fucking loser. One of them even asked if I was an incel

Brootal i dont even interact with my floormates but i did had a foid who thought i was following her to her dorm when in reality i was just walking into my dorm room but hers was further down and started walking quickly fucking slut thought i was gonna grape her

 

[RechargedSamsung]

if you're white, youd better have a job set up afterwards or plan to leave the country once you get the degree

Nah im beaner i’ll just neet after college and then rope

 

[Deep.Nest]

Brootal i dont even interact with my floormates but i did had a foid who thought i was following her to her dorm when in reality i was just walking into my dorm room but hers was further down and started walking quickly fucking slut thought i was gonna grape her

foids are such pussies

 

[Alexander400]

I have a Roomate who isnt even good at speaking english god damn just been rotting in my dorm this is shit why the fuck am i here to begin with in my room i could atleast fart burp talk to myself to cope with my loneliness now i gotta share a shower and a toilet with 3 other fucking normies there’s no way im gonna continue living in my dorm after my firdt semester ends fuck this im 4 hours away from my home fuck this i might as well do online classes in my house and just neet there rather than neeting in a dorm with 3 other normies im fucking transfer either mid semester hopefully or after freshman im not gonna fucking live like this

How did you even afford dorms when they are like 4k a semester? What country you in

 

[RechargedSamsung]

How did you even afford dorms when they are like 4k a semester? What country you in

Parents wanted me out of the house to have a “college experience” and decided to be nice to me and pay for my college tuition and i also have financial aid as well covering my shit i wasnt even planning on going to college instead i was gonna work for my uncles business and neet with my parenrs until they die and i or my siblings inherit the house and im from the us of a so i decided to go since im basically getting higher education for free

 

[Alexander400]

Parents wanted me out of the house to have a “college experience” and decided to be nice to me and pay for my college tuition and i also have financial aid as well covering my shit i wasnt even planning on going to college instead i was gonna work for my uncles business and neet with my parenrs until they die and i or my siblings inherit the house and im from the us of a so i decided to go since im basically getting higher education for free

Listen bro, i am going to give you some real shit advice.

Take advantage of your opportunity, yes you probably do not mix well with normies in the dorm but dont look at it so negatively. I didn't take advantage of my opportunity but you are there now. College is the last hotspot for young women for you to ascend, after college there is nothing out there bro trust me. A single mom or a shotgun awaits you, do a 180 on your life and just try to get a long with the normies and fake it. Even if you fail you can for sure say that you tried and that it really was your looks not your lack of caring or trying.

I understand you have depression, so does everyone here but you have to take advantage of what you have and this my friend is your last chance.

 

[Emba]

My roommates and everyone else in my dorm hallway thought I was a fucking loser. One of them even asked if I was an incel

My condolences

 

[Friezacel]

What were you thinking

 

[cripplecel]

Listen bro, i am going to give you some real shit advice.

Take advantage of your opportunity, yes you probably do not mix well with normies in the dorm but dont look at it so negatively. I didn't take advantage of my opportunity but you are there now. College is the last hotspot for young women for you to ascend, after college there is nothing out there bro trust me. A single mom or a shotgun awaits you, do a 180 on your life and just try to get a long with the normies and fake it. Even if you fail you can for sure say that you tried and that it really was your looks not your lack of caring or trying.

I understand you have depression, so does everyone here but you have to take advantage of what you have and this my friend is your last chance.

 

[Fed_911]

One of them even asked if I was an incel

Really ?

 

[yebamoth]

Living with normies in the same apartment is hell. I was living with 2 giga extrovert, loudmouth normies and it was easily the worst year of my life, they treat you as a subhuman if you aren't like them. "Why are you not talking anything, are you ok"?

A single mom or a shotgun awaits you, do a 180 on your life and just try to get a long with the normies and fake it. Even if you fail you can for sure say that you tried and that it really was your looks not your lack of caring or trying.

Probably the only good advice in such situation.

 

[Fed_911]

Take advantage of your opportunity

No opportunity for his face

 

[Fed_911]

Why are you not talking anything, are you ok"?

I used to be getting the same treatment JFL

 

[Fed_911]

Probably the only good advice in such situation.

It’s over if he has an account here…

 

[Runt171]

My Roomate keeps doing small and he says a joke that isnt funny and i just fake laugh it

Everytime Someone makes an unfunny joke you should just stare at them like this

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Everytime Someone makes an unfunny joke you should just stare at them like this
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Litterely me this entire fucking goofy orientation that im required to attend

 

[RechargedSamsung]

I used to be getting the same treatment JFL

Idk how old you are but none of my roomates bother speaking to each other so its just awkward which is cool because i can take long showers and they wont confront me abt it because theyre so fucking awkward jfl

 

[RechargedSamsung]

No opportunity for his face

If i couldnt get bitches in middle/high school means i cant get bitches now its over

 

[RechargedSamsung]

What were you thinking

Its been okay i still miss my bedroom tho

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Listen bro, i am going to give you some real shit advice.

Take advantage of your opportunity, yes you probably do not mix well with normies in the dorm but dont look at it so negatively. I didn't take advantage of my opportunity but you are there now. College is the last hotspot for young women for you to ascend, after college there is nothing out there bro trust me. A single mom or a shotgun awaits you, do a 180 on your life and just try to get a long with the normies and fake it. Even if you fail you can for sure say that you tried and that it really was your looks not your lack of caring or trying.

I understand you have depression, so does everyone here but you have to take advantage of what you have and this my friend is your last chance.

Im aware colleges are basically monopolies for young people to get together i’ll see if i can fit in with the normies but if i have to jestermaxx again im not interested those jestermaxxing days of early high school and middle school is over i havent had interest in meeting new people in a long time mainly because im ignored and they just dont seem to take a interest in me so i havent cared this orientation is brutal like how all normies are able to click within each other like nothing it’s like they’re a fucking chain they’re able just to yap about jewish entertainment i feel like i might rope with my fathers shotgun before i hit 21 because if this is what i have to endure myself into for the next four years and then wageslave my life to some fucking boss yeah i’d rather rope at this point or i’ll just escortmaxx if i have enough money fuck and dump some hoe and rope thats probably the plan here at this point

 

[Michael15651]

Doing a dorm isn’t for everyone

One of the worst mistakes of my life, I could do it now that I’m a little older (if I had no other option) but at the time I hated it.

Best thing I’d do is take advantage of anything and everything.

I lived with 6 other people, one of my roommates used to to invite me to parties and I always declined. Looking back now even though I LOVED being alone and was to scared what people thought of me, going out of my comfort zone would’ve been the best thing I could’ve ever done.

 

[WombtoPrisonPlanet]

Doing a dorm isn’t for everyone

One of the worst mistakes of my life, I could do it now that I’m a little older (if I had no other option) but at the time I hated it.

Best thing I’d do is take advantage of anything and everything.

I lived with 6 other people, one of my roommates used to to invite me to parties and I always declined. Looking back now even though I LOVED being alone and was to scared what people thought of me, going out of my comfort zone would’ve been the best thing I could’ve ever done.

It's ovER for reminisceoverthepastcels

 

[Starfish Vs Koala]

Dorms me

 

[Deep.Nest]

My condolences

much appreciated, brocel

Really ?

yeah. ALL of them either have or had girlfriends and the ones that didn't still had a lot of experience being sexual with girls. In comparison, I was a KHHV who has never even been on a date which they all knew. They simply put 2 and 2 together

 

[Fed_911]

they all knew.

How?

 

[Fed_911]

If i couldnt get bitches in middle/high school means i cant get bitches now its over

College = more competition and mogging. So less chances of getting laid

 

[Fed_911]

going out of my comfort zone would’ve been the best thing I could’ve ever done.

Not gonna work if your incel. For subhumans like us, Leaving your comfort zone = trauma

 

[_ImNotHere_]

brutal

 

[Deep.Nest]

How?

Sex and talking about how hot certain girls were was a frequent topic they discussed. They most likely picked up on the fact that I never had much to contribute to the topic so they often asked about my sex/dating life to which I had to answer to avoid awkwardness

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

I took a 2-3 hour bus ride over living in a shared dorm and I don't regret it

 

[Dealer]

normies are the worst to live with

 

[Fed_911]

to which I had to answer to avoid awkwardness

And what did you say?

 

[Fed_911]

Sex and talking about how hot certain girls were was a frequent topic they discussed. They most likely picked up on the fact that I never had much to contribute to the topic so they often asked about my sex/dating life to which I had to answer to avoid awkwardness

Tell em you’re a virgin so that they stop bothering you about it

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

dorm comes from dormitory