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Just lol if you don't have an iphone in 2018

whogivesafucc

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Androidcels rest in peace
 
I literally have people asking me why I have an android and telling me I should get an iPhone next time. I am embarrassed to use my phone in public at this point and my next purchase will most likely be the most expensive high end iPhone that comes out. Your phone is your status symbol.
 
Chad can keep his Nokia 3310 and no one would mind at all.
 
06 prepaid shitberry I only use for emergencies... No friends, no phone pill.
 
Only thots care that much about petty things, and they all look like thots
 
Total Imbecile said:
I literally have people asking me why I have an android and telling me I should get an iPhone next time. I am embarrassed to use my phone in public at this point and my next purchase will most likely be the most expensive high end iPhone that comes out. Your phone is your status symbol.

cuck, following society pressure like a little girl, next time tell them u dont suck dick for a living liek the hoes who give suggestions to buy an iphone
 
Apple openly admitted to deliberately slowing down older iPhones to insinuate buying the latest model and people are still falling for their scam?
 
Rahmawn said:
Apple openly admitted to deliberately slowing down older iPhones to insinuate buying the latest model and people are still falling for their scam?

I'm not, I'm just merely addressing how over it is for you without an iPhone, at least in the eyes of society and femoids. Seriously, an iPhone filled with all the normie social media apps is the MINIMUM requirement to be considered normal.
 
modus_coperandi said:
Chad can keep his Nokia 3310 and no one would mind at all.

I've seen this exact scenario...girls Said it was "cute" but if I have a nokia I go on the sex offenders list.
 
modus_coperandi said:
Chad can keep his Nokia 3310 and no one would mind at all.

Nokia 3310s are indestructible tho.
 
Richard spencer said:
I've seen this exact scenario...girls Said it was "cute" but if I have a nokia I go on the sex offenders list.

I never LOLLED so hard in a long time. 
Thanks
 
material positions are just a tool to me, also LOL @ normie fucking retards paying for an apple logo, id rather use a motorola flip phone then apple garbage tbh.
 
whogivesafucc said:
I'm not, I'm just merely addressing how over it is for you without an iPhone, at least in the eyes of society and femoids. Seriously, an iPhone filled with all the normie social media apps is the MINIMUM requirement to be considered normal.

Smartphones are a mind control tactic

The technology got smarter but the people got dumber
 
FeminismsCancer said:
I never LOLLED so hard in a long time. 
Thanks

I'm still LOLLING a full 2 minutes later and tears are coming.
 
Consumerism, folks. Peer pressure to spend £200 on a new phone because your friends prefer blue bubbles to green bubbles. While people starve and die in the streets.
 
BLUEPILL STUPID MASSIVE COPE

NOTHING OTHER THAN LOOKS MATTERS

CHAD USES MESSAGING PIGEONS AND STILL GETS LAID
 
Something tells me Apple themselves paid a few popular girls to meme this.


Zyros said:
CHAD USES MESSAGING PIGEONS AND STILL GETS LAID

Oh man I just recovered from a laughing spree and now this.
 
don't even know what a fuck Iphone is, couldn't care less
 
Zyros said:
BLUEPILL STUPID MASSIVE COPE
NOTHING OTHER THAN LOOKS MATTERS
CHAD USES MESSAGING PIGEONS AND STILL GETS LAID

Why are you overreacting so hard lmao? It's obviously just a joke.
 
aw gawd, not this lookism thread.. I saw it in lookism...
"IF U DONT HAVE IPHONE U WONT GET LAID BECAUSE OF GREEN BUBBLES" lol fuck off..
 
Total Imbecile said:
I literally have people asking me why I have an android and telling me I should get an iPhone next time. I am embarrassed to use my phone in public at this point and my next purchase will most likely be the most expensive high end iPhone that comes out. Your phone is your status symbol.

You got jewed
 
Weed said:
aw gawd, not this lookism thread.. I saw it in lookism...
"IF U DONT HAVE IPHONE U WONT GET LAID BECAUSE OF GREEN BUBBLES" lol fuck off..

It does show you just how petty and shallow femoids are though, to reject a man because of the fucking phone he so happens to use.
 
What do you expect from negro women.
 
stacies are retards. they literally get triggered by a fucking colour difference LOL.
 
Dont give a shit. Sticking with androids forever!
 
unfortunately this is true. Females are fucking stupid. I've had several girls criticize me for my phone over the past year. It seems to be an instant turn-off, especially with the younger generation.

There's still no way I'm copping an iphone. Call me volcel if you want
 
bitches be trippin'

they just need any fucking reason to look down on someone be it the color of tier skin or their text .

i wouldnt touch them with satans dick and i request you all to do the same
 
Iphone used to be good but now it's shit. Maybe If I become a retard I will buy another iphone, but since I am not I will stay will android.
 

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